How fucked are you Sup Forumsros?

How fucked are you Sup Forumsros?

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Free Wood.

stlouis.craigslist.org/zip/5585146439.html

I'm saved!!!

I get a "white shed" then. Great.

a pile of wood. rerolling

Chopped wood.

A microwave. This could be good.

Plastic paper covers...

Chickens, that'll do it

>a chihuahua
could be worse

Fucking chickens..

A frame for a kid's swing set.

I could climb to the top of it and zombies couldn't reach me.

sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/zip/5585167501.html

Yea if there black

I can reach other survivors?

Fuck. The cat would be gone before I could even attempt to use it as a weapon.

Princess sure does look cute, tho.

Kek

zombies fucking hate dirt

"Needs cleaned but works fine"
This will do.

Fuck it I'm watching TV

Wood chips...

2 wood pallets.

I guess I would have to get mad strong and dual wield these fucking pallets like great shields in DS

maybe i could hide in the dryer but im prolly fucked

Pneumatic bicycle seat post. Could be worse I guess.

seattle.craigslist.org/tac/zip/5585177924.html

zombiez are fucked

woops didn't read the ad

But it's 100 degrees outside...

liverpool.craigslist.co.uk/zip/5584083732.html

These guys. Fuck.

im fuuuucked. although i guess i can throw the cat at them and watch them chase it instead. down side is they might catch it. DARWINISM AT IT'S FINEST.

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Lost keys

I got chinchillas.

I think I'm doing better than most others

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Bathroom sink vanity....
Maybe more a shield than weapon

A truckload of lumber
ffs

Haha man we live near each other

/thread

I am good

I can work with this

sandbox sand

fucking sandbox sand...

I'm set

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queen mattress and box springs

off by one

I got chickens. I'm going to fashion a cross bow from their bones and sinew.

I can use these to lasso zombies and than use tye extras to tie their limbs and than i can take out their bones and use them as makeshift clubs

Wollongong?

i got free spanish lessions

Not to bad... Some potential there.

Top kek. At least I'll get a final meal out of it before I die.

i might be okay

Initials? Wondering if i know you

bloomington.craigslist.org/search/sss?sort=rel&query=free

"12 free cinder blocks"

Concrete...

miami.craigslist.org/mdc/zip/5584983545.html
What

So much wood...

¡Dios mío!

3 gallons of used peanut oil

35" magnavox tv

oh....Welp I'm fucked

I want that

>Sadly need to rehome my 3 chickens as I'm moving to a flat without a garden. They are all very good at laying eggs!

JUST

well ok then

If it's just one zombie, I'll be ok

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Got me some free woodchips

could have been worse ... at least its old and rusty and horror movie ready to hack of zombie heads

Not even close.

found same one, VA right?

2 free rats.... I suppose I could test one of them to see if they'll eat flesh off corpses, and if not they'd make a good dinner

Well, I'm dead.

There's no free shit but there's some whore asking for stupid amounts of money for her nudes
I quote:
"Selling nudes with very attractive double D boobs;)

Full body naked pictures £80 4 pictures attached.

Bum&boobs £80 4 pics attached.

Legs spread;) £120 4 picks attached.

Any requestss, just ask ;)?"

narcissistic bitch

I'm gonna fucking paint the shit outta them zeds

Big landscape rocks

Well it can kill a crowd perhaps.

I'm fucking saved!

Gud thread XD

Just wanted to add in the craigslist free section is the fucking bitch's tits. I got a washer and dryer set and a salon hairdryer from that shit in that past 36 hours alone.

Keep hustlin', user, keep hustlin'.

Damn nigga you dumb

White golden retriever

Not free even though its in the free section

Free concrete

I'm not fucked OP I can sleep well at night

Looks like i'll have to get gains first in order to wield it.

Aye

You're posting in a thread about what free section shit you'd use as a weapon in the zombie apocalypse, I'm sure you're just about to cure cancer.

shit...
>miami.craigslist.org/brw/zip/5535040656.html

Welp, I'm fucked.

Near enough m80

kek

4 free ceiling fans... fuck me.

You could hide in it.

>queen mattress and boxsprings
>how fucked are you?

Fucked, but in comfort.

HA
that's pretty "shitty"

I got a swing set I'm fucked

Bed frame steel, fuck it. It might work out.

I guess I have to hope that the two "hamtures" are the meanest motherfuckers their species has to offer.

Charlotte, NC? That's mine, too.

I got a herd of goats! Those things will eat anything!

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I'll play us a battle song like: youtube.com/watch?v=vyR1U9LOLcc