Sup Forums help me
how does a loser get laid on friday night in AZ
Sup Forums help me
how does a loser get laid on friday night in AZ
start by not living in bumfuck AZ
You grab a hooker by the scalp, drag her to the nearest alley and beat her with your dick until her ass is sore
Get off the computer for starters
Hookers
What part of AZ?
go get ripped at the gym and develop a completely different personality. step one is to leave Sup Forums, which you can't, so you're fucked. Just fap or get a prostitute.
that would be a resounding no
Hooters
You idiot finals just ended, go to Arizona State and plenty of drunk college bitches partying the end of semester.
north scotts, i am a rich college kid
your a faggot
we have the best lawn care around
Be aggressively confident.
Or pay abused children.
Nobody gets laid in AZ!!!!!
I'm not driving to tempe
i got a nice dick and a decent muscular build. i can't leave Sup Forums tho. you guys are my familia
ASU parties.
Meh, I personally visit maybe once or twice a month now, mostly when I'm looking for porn. Just taking it off my favorites bar did wonders. (Not OP, though)
Im starting to think that m8, its dry as fuck here
i actually shaved my face and made plans to go to a bar but said fuck it and sat down and logged into league client and opened up cuckchan
post a pic of yourself.
Become a fuckboy works everytime
im halfway tempted too
let me think of consequences.
heres my dick tho
Sup Forums loves random dicks
Or be a normal person.
put your dick away, ryan.
ohh shit john, is that you?
You pay.
Go to an ASU party, faggot.
did you not read
i made a attempt but i decided its easier to sit down
three words: buy a hooker.
cissy
no, its rob.
craigslist ?
Then fuck off. You said loser; anyone can get laid at ASU. That's your only option. Plus; snotts dale isn't that far.
hi rob
i have tried before, its a bunch of dudes trying to sext me and than asking if i would be okay with a dude blowing me.
i am not paying my hard earned money for pussy
Find some desperate fat chick on craigslist and go at it.
Seriously its not hard to get laid, you just might not like how the girl looks.
Tried your hand?