Any Ideas for a good homemade dildo?

Any Ideas for a good homemade dildo?

A dozen condoms wrapped around three unsharpened pencils.

A knife with lemon juice as lube

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Chefs knife, fam.

the vacuum cleaner handle

Shit in a condom and freeze it. Voila!

Hairbrush

A cucumber. Jesus...

you'll first need a mold for the shape, something that wont melt, I used clay, buy a ton of fishing lures and slowly heat them until they melt and pour into mold, let cool 20 30 mins and boom, also makes a great pocket pussy, pour in a jar with something a little thinner than your dick in in and boom

Was going to suggest a squash Buddah, but you're right, a cucumber Jesus would be much better.

just buy a nice dildo, they aren't even that expensive and if you put some research into it you'll get something way better than a home made sex toy

Handle of a screwdriver fam. Once you are done you can tighten yourself up.

If you have like a little sibling or are still in middle school down, those little finger pointers are good, not too thick and they are usually long when using the handle end

This. I used to have this exact same dildo. GF pounded my ass hard with it. Feels good, man. $25 on Amazon...

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this or a carrot

i like to use a lit candle.

Just buy a dildo you cheapskate. They don't even cost much.

buy some instamorph and make your own.

carrot is a shit dildo, its rough and thin. a cucumber is thick and smooth, perfect for sticking it up the ass.

Those little yellow squash are pretty damn nice, too...

Step 1: Go on internet
Step 2: Enter address and credit crard number
Step 3: Wait a few days
Step 4: Surprise! You made a dildo out of money!

That's great after you google the song.

or better yet:
Step 1: Find a decent psychologist
Step 2: Schedule an appoitment with her
Step 3: Tell her you want to shove things up your shitter
Step 4: Watch as she helps you stop being a degenerate

kek

Light bulbs and mason jars work well in a pinch.

Except a prostate massage is good once in a while you uninformed shit.

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anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

condoms around zucchinni

or go to home depot and buy a sheet of rigid foam insulation for < $10 and carve it into several dildos. Wrap in condoms as well. Yeah, it will be messy when you cut the foam(heh).

Fill condom full of water. Freeze it. Take the cold pain you pussy.

make an ice dildo.

Just said that faggot

a good sized flashlight

Yeah but I like the way I said it better.

Shampoo bottle or can of mousse.

i dont think jesus would make a very good dildo

Amazon, credit card, two day shipping...

Like the man said.

Into the chamber you go, homo!

Make sure the cap is open

Jesus is the best dildo. You just have to love him like he loves you.

Try a gun user