Today is my birthday...I'm 26 and haven't done jack shit with my life. who's with me in this boat?

today is my birthday...I'm 26 and haven't done jack shit with my life. who's with me in this boat?

Loserfag reporting in. 23 and have spent almost my entire adult life I'm prison, never held a job longer than 3 months, and drink 2 pints of vodka a day.

awe man bummer for sure!

You still got time. Pic related?

totally related. it's me realizing how lame I am

Yeah but shit might get a bit better tomorrow as I have my first job interview in 7 months. If I'm not hired I might as well resort to burglary and robbery. Can't continue mooching and bumming around. Gotta have my own money.

that'll be sweet.! Good luck!

I'm a correctional officer.
We're you one of the inmates that caused probkems? Or the kind the guards could shoot the shut with and just take your time like a man?

So basically were you a jit or a convict?

Thanks. Is that you in the pic?

Happy birthday fag. I went for a jog this morning, then scoured the interwebz all day.
And here I am now, friendless

that's me! and mouse from spirited away...which is anime...which I spend my days watching because I'm a lazy fucktard. although I'm not totally complaining either.

thanks! also, sounds weirdly entertaining but shitty simultaneously

I was just there to do my time. Didn't cause much trouble for the COs. Not to say I didn't break the occasional rule though.

24, turning 25 in a month.

All I did for the past 6 years was playing video games at home. Never worked a day in my life, have no friends, parents hate me.
I have no drive, no hope, no dreams. Just kill me already

yeah I got no car either I walk to work. it's not too too bad though. no parents!

HBD fag tomorrow is mine. I'll be 28 and just started my first company. it's going pretty good but 2 years ago I wasn't doing shit either. So don't give up o yea tits or gtfo.

Are you sure? Everyone knows there are no women's on the internet. Timestamp cutie

That's the thing...ain't got no tits either! All hope is gone haha

Trap detected.

at least you're a pretty grill

I went on vacation last week to Kuwait because some warlord offered free transportation, not what I expected, it was terrible.

Shit man everyone's got a hustle in prison. Just as long as you lay down when it's time, and just don't let me catch you doing dumb shit, I'm chill as fuck.

My house rules were no smoking and don't be loud.

I'm working a/c confinement now though. Those inmates are a bunch of pussies.

lol it was joke. moral of the story shit changes if you change. we taurus are quite the stubborn type. get out of your comfort zone! p.s. your pretty

if you consider a sea of makeup and beauty filters as pretty lol

You're fucking hot. I'll marry you and save your life

oh shit I've been called out!

her eyes madafaka

Relax. I'm 28. I just found a great job a year ago.

This isn't the 1900's when people would become millionaires when they're 20. Shits different.

Write 'i eat ass's on that paper

I just feel so slow...but I suppose you're right. Times have changed.

sharpee in pooper XD

i just came buckets to you thanks

He'll yeah you got to have some sort of hustle. I made necklaces, rings, bracelets from string and plastic. I consider my product to be the best from what I've seen others do. Shit, I still make them on the street and sell them 5 dollars a pop.

Also I would smuggle/steal food when I was working in the kitchen. Some days would make it out with 2-3 loafs of bread and bags of whatever was served that day.

I heard if you show us your tits your birthday wish comes true.

which are average af. you could goto walmart and see a dozen girls that look like her dude

Is that present opened? What's in it?

26 year old loser here.
never had a girlfriend
mentally ill and never had a real job.
surfing daily on the internet watching stupid pictures.
I regret my existence but i'm to chicken shit to actually end it.

Age?

you're welcome!

It's funny cause I work at Walmart

are you from indiana?

why do you ask? I've been there a few times.

tits or gtfo

Where are you from op i would like to take you or for you bday and offer you a job

Hey im to young. I turned 15 in april and all i do is just sit on my ass and go to Sup Forums. Happy Sup Forums day tho.

Dude..walmart? That's low bro

>feeding an attention whore

>moved in and out and around cities 4-5 times
>had several jobs where I ended up not going anywhere because of fears of change or great misfortune I couldnt affect
>now on sickleave just streaming day in and day out to make a living
>feelsbadman

WTF you live in america and you can't find a job.. shit man you would be dead if you lived in the socialist shithole that I live. Sharpie in the pooper btw OP

I know bro...I know

Underageb&

Shit nigga Indiana bro

take all the makeup off then and let me decide. I'm betting on still gorgeous

>be me
>28 years old
>6'1" tall caucasian male
>fit
>On $80K a year Job
>About to finish by 3rd degree
>Have girlfriend yoga instructor
>Sleep with a lot of other girls
>About to become a partner of a company and jump up to $500k+ a year
>Spend a lot of my spare time playing vidya
>Travelled around most of SEA (South East Asia)
>mfw despite this being all true, no one on Sup Forums will believe, because faggots.
>still feel like I haven't achieved much in life.

you look extremely familiar. what towns/cities? have friends here?

hmmmm...Evansville?

not really

>posting in thread which bumps it and so gives her even more attention
>complains about attention whore whoring for attention

Newfaggotry is strong on this on. Also, why does it make her an attention whore to post? What classifies her as such when males can do so without being labeled.

>Where are you from op i would like to take you or for you bday and offer you a job

> i would like to take you or for you bday

> to take you or for you

219, Indiana reporting in

feminazi detected

>still have the urge to brag about it

Despite doing better than most of these people ITT, your life will still feel empty and you won't get much validation. Thus guys, just look at this guy and realize that even people 'who have made it' still feel miserable.

Do you live in San Diego?

i know some people from Evansville. why don't you just admit to being a Hoosier

30 has been kind of rough, been sleeping a lot

260 here

that's deep man

> i would like to take you or for you bday and offer you a job
>take you or for you bday

where is the sharpie and where is the pooper?

you are a faggot.....the epitome of faggot. I don't believe you

James?

Do you go to school?

Friendless faggot with a decent job here:

I think the trouble today with us twenty-somethings is an existential agony. Life's pretty easy and pointless sometimes.

start by cleaning up that shithole of a room. dam

nice try m8

>>Have girlfriend yoga instructor>Sleep with a lot of other girls>About to become a partner of a company and jump up to $500k+ a year

Always seeking more, never satisfied. This very moment is all you have. Be happy.

Can relate to that.. I'm a 23 year old attorney and I can't get through the day without drinking.. I make money but my life is fucking boring

I know. Me too. I've never driven a snowmobile. I live in the north east where snow is plentiful.

You're good bro

can you suck dick? It may be an option for you to make some good money

...

tits or gtfo

>although I'm not totally complaining either.
remember that when your head is parted from your body

you undriven malformed piece of shit

Reporting in.

RULES FOR FEMANON:
1a) Present breasts
1b) Leave this board

2) State business

>no one spamming tits or gtfo
>betas feeding this whore the /soc/ attention she craves
>no b& on the literal underage child

God, this place has gone to shit.

Peace, you autists.

>a 23 year old attorney

despite the 8 years of school it takes to be an attorney

unless you started college when you were 14, then please accept my apology, child

What the fuck is wrong with you people? TITS OR GTFO

I second that.. sharpie in the pooper is alternative for 1a)

never!

23 just graduated college, chemical engineering degree. Been working an intern position for the past year that will now hire me on full time at a starting salary of 65 k. Can honestly say I slacked for most of my college years, parties, beer, drugs etc...and still got decent grades.

Nah she has a time stamp, that is enough

nah, you hipsters are spoiled and think it's OK to be a degenerate

you are a very smart guy, congratulations

You need sleep instead of staying up all night hopped up on Adderall and studying fucked up math theories. Goto bed and fix your vehicle ASAP man.

You can go to law school as an undergrad where I live bruv

Do you have a feminine penis?

So wtf did you do with your life? How do you justify wasting your time? Maybe it's time you made an effort to change your life for the better OP and contribute to something meaningful. So I suggest you start by posting some tits

Damn you savage... I like that

tits or gtfo

lol white knight fag directly assuming I target only her.
Go to tumblr or reddit and be a fag there.