Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!


Fuck the police edition

Dio-sama...

Yuuko?

Training a 16 since the other guy is leaving got the summer. He made a few mistakes that I had to clean up

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fuck the sky patrol

>6 foot shitposter claimed

>H.A.N.A.K.O claim
>Hangover edition

How long do these actually last?

Hello

Megumin claimed~
>Kagami is a qt3.14

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fran?

it's a meh day for all

This one For you Jenny!

>Kud claim

kagami claimed
>bun user confused the hell out of me edition
megumins a the most adorable!!!

Nonsense, another has already been made.
Incompetence is a wonderfully infuriating thing, is it not?
Wrong, my beautifully shy H.A.N.A.K.O, you should know that I only want my waifu to break my neck, or spine. If someone else does it, well that's just no good now, is it?

Reporting for duty

Hey, that's pretty good.

sachi claim
thanks
longer than your dubs

Where my hoe at, I need to complain some more

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Her shiro!
Yes? I thought it was you who replied to my first post
Hey kagami

it was

scariest waifu reporting

heya fran!!! how are ya??

Idk mang I don't feel spooped out

Miho claimed

No one has better legs then my waifu

I aint lookin
Depends on if you take a paracetamol and drink water.
>start dat hydration buddy
>Hah

Hi

It really is.
I'm sorry.

fucking hell, that's one sense of humor you have

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Got it man

>Inb4 Yume comes in

Noticed

Best claim, last claim

I'm gonna hit the sheets and try to catch those 3 hours of sleep

Goodnight guys, I had a blast tonight

Obligatory claim.

How are you, my pretty?
Who is this?
Just got home from work, training a kid, since our other kid is leaving for the summer. Had to clean up a lot of his mistakes. So a bit tired and annoyed

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Hello.

It's dependent on each individual. Make sure you eat something and drink a lot of water. Worst hangover I ever got lasted until the next night at 9, and I'd swore I'd never drink that much again.

You will get better though, if that's comforting in any way.

Please don't let me feel

Night peach demon

moo

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Shame on you

meh day was had.
Yourself my bundle of arms?

Forgot the image

Again

Cortana

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night

kek
RIP hand-kun

General Esdeath mang

ahhh so you got some young blood lol, is he a good guy at least???

She is love

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Oh hand, I don't know why I live you sometimes

Annoyed at people for being stupid and messing up orders

From?

DOOM wouldn't be hard if I wasn't jumping and spinning around everywhere.
I'm on WoT now.

You're going to laugh but way back before I ever posted here I saw your waifu and it made me want to check out the threads. I think you're the one that helped me reserve my place in hell.

So.... Akari claim?

Goodnight Aki.

Those are gonna explode any second now.

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Claiming anti masturbation cross as my waifu

It's going to be difficult.

>why

Can't even get hard for your Shinoa?

Are you that shameless?

akame ga kill

am I too late ?

Fluffy Hair.
Are you having a stroke?
Cool, I've never actually played any of the DOOM games before.

dame chinese
how hard is it get cat right?

>remember you're here forever
Glad i helped ruin your life

but in all seriousness stocking is whom got me interested in these threads.

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Just got the new one.
Ain't as good but still kinda good.

Kek

Self restraint. Haven't teased yet

Because of that filename

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Yeah I figured it was the new one. Looks fun enough.

Maybe? When I said I played DnD and other nerd shit when he asked what my hobbies were, he said "so you're one of those people" kind of annoyed

Been meaning to watch that.

Why is she the spoopiest? She doesn't seem to have any skeletals around her

Did his heart finally give out?

Messed up entering them in the computer and telling people their wait times

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Hah. You go bun.
>have his most hated image
>regards Rory-sama

She can be sadistic to super cute from 0 to a 100 real quick

Shinoa bro

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>Maybe? When I said I played DnD and other nerd shit when he asked what my hobbies were, he said "so you're one of those people" kind of annoyed
People who play DnD obviously realize that all kinds of people play. People who don't are only aware of the stereotypes unfortunately.

These things happen.

I'm every customer and employee was kind and understanding about it.

They look so sad

I'm sure*

she is a sadist/dominatrix psycopath....and i love her for it mmmh

I played drunken Pathfinder last night. We had a Paladin in full mithril everything explode into a room, charge two gnolls, then explode when an 8d6+8 fireball hit because our sorcerer didnt see the pally and just wanted to silence the gnolls.

"those people" sheesh, i would've been more than annoyed....i wonder if he meant that in a bad way...
i hope he isn't like that....how was work other than that???

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It has too much extra fluff for my tastes.
Not as much blood and gore as I expected.
But the feel is good.

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I hope i didn't miss much today
although with these threads we probably
got
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This semen demon

Neat. Thanks

So she murders people? Does she do it in a particularly cruel way?
>Welcoming rattle
And they mostly know That Guy.

Most were, one guy got a bit angry and fed up though.

Why does her track record include?

I have also done some dumb shit, but luckily PCs rarely get caught in the collateral damage


Kinda bleh

Negative.

Fucking paladins man. Did anyone in the party other than the sorcerer have a chance to realize what it was? I don't play Pathfinder, I have no idea how the checks work.

something you wanna talk about?? or just kinda one of those days???

She does it because she's strong and they're weak. It's her actual reason

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QOTT

Are lurking images shit posting?

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absolutely not

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>Lurking
>But not really