You're in Hogwarts and this guy walks up and smacks your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

You're in Hogwarts and this guy walks up and smacks your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

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Avadakadavara

Thank him for the gf

Pull your wand out of your pants, and make clicking sounds like a rat.

Petrificus Totalus then Langlock

Cast a paralyse spell on him them start rim robbing his rectum

Give him the ol 1-2 punch

>Be me
>Underweight Hufflepuff
>See this badass wizord walkin
>Hits my girlfriends ass
>Dick starts getting hard
>I'm a cuck since hufflepuff
>Don't do anything
>Notices my girlfriend
>I ask badass wizord to fuck my gf
>No ass play though
>Everyone agrees
>Everything getting steamy in the dorms
>Loving seeing my gf getting railed by his wand
>Erection bigger than Hagrid
>Very excited to see it again
>Even hoping Draco joins in next time
>No, hufflepuffs aren't gay.

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>abracadabra
And wait for nothing as a couple of retarded agent types laugh at my plight

This has to be for a party or some shit

Nice digits

> cast Imperio on him
>make him suck Hagrids dick in grandhall in front of everyone
>???
>profit

I would start sucking him off for the calcium.

This is now a get bread, nice full house.

Kick his ugly ducking face in and choke him with that faggot ass scarf and beat him with that retarded cane. Then I will wake up from the dream I was having, realize I don't have a girlfriend, and kill myself. Good bye Sup Forums

Only girl that faggoty Harry Potter looking cuck is gonna be slapping is a ghost.

become one of his henchman.

Is this dude from the matrix or some shit?

Nice dubs.

Magic?
>OP's a faggot

dat cane

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