I LOVE TINDER!

I LOVE TINDER!

I'm working on nudes, bumb to buy me time anons.

She's 18 and a virgin, BTW.

smooth, op

I said I fucj for hours, masurbaiting considerably too much is paying off!

Where are the pics?

Literally a work in progress, bump and buy me time, she's a virgin so it might take a bit, but apparently she has DD's

bump

Yes OP, where can we buy time? Paypal ready

bump, i guess

gosh, like bump or whatever

how droll, bump

This is so lame

Dad can we go home??

I need about half a movie worth of time, unless I can get her to "go to the bathroom".

bump

I'm skeptical but willing to continue following

Bump. For tits.

bump (better get me noods OP)

is that mattybraps

>I'm skeptical but willing to continue following
Basically everyone on this thread rn

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Hell yeah man

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howd you start? comprehensive documentation, please

>i just need to get laid

kek she's just a desperate bitch. nothing more.she'd take any cock she could get her hands on.

Not OP, just sharing a random picture to help pass the time.

Jump ship mates. Thread is deaded.

Lame.

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If OP can't get pussy from this bitch he should just give up on life.

She literally just wants you to show up with an erection and that pussy is yours.

Assuming OP isnt a little faggot.

Sucks the thread is dead. I'll dump some of this one if people want though.

Her name is Julia, from Long Island. I shit you not, she's currently going through her third or fourth inpatient heroin rehab. She moved to Texas for a while but she'll be coming back here afterward because her parents got guardianship of her son.

Back in high school when she was cute and fit instead of now, when she's still hot but in a sort of saggy and thick way.

OP, save what you have here and create this thread later when the movie is over. This thread won't make it that long. Keep her interest with generic shit, since you're both dtf w each other later.

I lied, and made it seem like I have social worth

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Fun thing is that she has these hideous tattoos which make it easy to verify the wins I'll post soon....

> like caribou more

Uncultured swine

someone do my a favour. fuck around with a girl on Kik called Lauren.qually and post what you get

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You lose all your chances. bye tits.

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Kek payz meh

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Well this went to shit quickly

> physco bitch marijuana leafy cooter tattoo

> i make well informed life decisions

>virgin
>tindr

Right.

Bump

She did the right thing, imagine being an attractive 18 year old female virgin and throwing it away to some (chances are ugly as fuck) weirdcunt who posts shit like this to Sup Forums.

ask her about her fantasies, get her to get herself racing

ITT: we got to watch OP strike out when he had a woman's interest

I'm starting to feel bad. Morale compass pls go.

hahahha believe it or not, I've literally never actually read the pussy tattoo. That's amazing.

She's a total fucking trainwreck but she was a pretty easy lay in HS

>worth the wait

It's over.

>18 year old
>separates words in a hashtag

Go fuck yourself, OP. Some of us have been in the real world.

Dude... read her clues. She's not into you because you're creepy AF.

Bump

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post more pics of her, then we will know how to proceed.

OP, are you autistic or something? You blew it. You were overeager and creepy. She's sending back two word responses because she's hoping you'll detect her disinterest.

We close, boys.

ask her if shed like to go for a date or two first, then get her racing at the first one

>i like a good hug, i'll show you when we meet

That's just cringe man, this chick must be desperate.

Good job, OP.

Its tindr stoopid fuk not match.cum

You went from "might be hard hiding how wet you are" to "I like a good hug" in record time.

She meant huh, I'm playing with her words, every girl is different and you switch your angle accordingly.

They're both fucking autists. Stop encouraging the retards to reproduce.

Holy shit looks like you found and autistic girl OP.

/r9k/ would love this shit

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Thread dead

Bump

Bump

Nah, I have faith in faggot op

keep goin op Its friday and Im bored

Famous last words Sup Forumsro

I want autist nudes

Come on op

dont let us down op

By the way, anyone got some sets for catfishing? i don't care about the gender

...he already fucked off, didn't he?

Hope not this is quiet entertaining

Op has let us down. Op is a faggot.

>quiet

Is a bit quiet in here hey

Pls op youre keeping me awake

*quite as in your quite a faggot

You're* as in you're retarded

You're *

*ur

op is kill. and who is phone?

IM WORKING ON IT FAGGOTS

Bump

sandi fuck off

Is this op!? Let us keep this thread alive for a while more, or at least try to.