Can Sup Forums save the Princess?

Can Sup Forums save the Princess?

TLDR save princess

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Shoot the princess in the head. She's saved. Go back to drinking.

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waste a bullet?

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Just tell her to satisfy their needs, if you catch my drift.
>Problem solved

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No, we can't
*walk away*

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Lmao, amazing.

Plot twist. I am a Harlem Globetrotter

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Fold the paper so we're on the same side.

Run around the planet the long way, thus sneaking behind niggers. kill thrm one by one from the back of the line to the front. Kiss da gurl.
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I dont know why you have a house on your boat... but jist sail a lottle closer and have her step aboard. then go make babies in your house boat

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Hahaha kek

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Here's how you save a princess, with style.