Haven't seen one of these in a while

Haven't seen one of these in a while

>and here's my shota onahole

i go on Sup Forums daily

I enjoy rape play.

You like sucking dick too?

"How often you usually shit?"

I am kind and gentle.

I love you

NoFap will get me laid.

HA

I am a male feminist.

sjw niggers toung my anus

I don't have any money

who the fuck are you

I am the supreme gentleman.

I live with my parents.

My name is op. Yours?

I forgot the safe word.

I'd fuck your mom bro.

"I am a Male Feminist"

There are only two genders

I crave your cock, woman.

Sit on my face, NOW!

I once fucked a doberman.

I'm bad at maths.

You oppressive white cis scum

I MIGHT have aids

Are you familiar with Reddit?

Can I touch them titties?

now we both have herpes

Show me your feminine penis.

>Oh God, I'm gonna fart

"I perform anti occult investigations"

mfw she's not into inquisitors

anyone have this image with better resolution?

>I eat ass like groceries

Oh wait that one actuallu works

I'm a registered sex offender

OP is a gigantic faggot

Who doesn't love strange cock?

I really like this picture

I masturbate to pony porn

i'm still a virgin

yes, i did pull this stunt.

The Emperor above all else

my dick is three inches

Finger fuck my boy pussy!

I browse Sup Forums every day

I have a penis too.

New fags can't tri force

>Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong.
>9/11 was an inside job.
>White men are completely superior.

I have a foot fetish

Thought you would be prettier.

What is your favorite dinosaur?

we met in real life

I am voting for Trump

Wanna see my clopfic collection?

Nice dubs

I masturbate to gay ponies

>five words

we gunna fuck or what?

five words cant you read?

EAT FUCKIN' SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!

i have a sneeze fetish

topkek

Nice repeats

am a sjw on tumblr

Your brother sucks dick better

Does this smell like chloroform?

/thread

Wake me up!

>5 word
its was just for boob.

First post best post.

people apparently can't count to five

'Please pick up the check'

Lets go to my place

in 5 words cunt. not with 5. being this pleb..

OP said ruin, you faggot.

baby aids isn't fatal anymore

I like rim jobs too

My mother is my aunt

Do you spit or swallow

The first words I ever said to my now wife are, "There is no way you're a girl"

I know it isn't 5 words or less, but I always thought it was funny.

Does your brother like threesome's

Ever heard of partial unbirthing?

Fine. I enjoy violent rape play.

Flaming homosexual.

let's shop for wedding rings

Well rev up those fryers...

Y did u say that user

is that your daughter? sexy.

can I see your hymen

I fucked a nigger once.

Hitler did nothing wrong girl.

so she was that ugly and u married her

fuck off, you freaky faggot
>5

how funny, me too!

then I was like, "it's just you look so grown up in that dress"

Hi my name is Firedash!

how long is yer penus?

i use mayonnaise as lube

how drowsy are you feeling?

you smell better with chloroform

lold

Because she was the only female in a group of 18 people clearing trees for the pipeline in Alaska.

Wouldn't say ugly, but she isn't a model.