Ok Sup Forums, it's been over a year since I've last had sex. I'm really wanting to tomorrow night...

Ok Sup Forums, it's been over a year since I've last had sex. I'm really wanting to tomorrow night. I've saved over two thousand and I'm not above getting an escort. How would I go about doing that, I've never even tried to get one before?

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just lick ppl that look like sluts if they don't freakout then they r whores if they do freak they aren't

If you don't want to lick people then you don't have the balls to get a whore

Really? None of you have ever been with a hooker before?

Craigslist and you can fuck someone for free

google backpage

Go to backpage and select your city, there are tons of escorts to pick from. If they discuss sex acts over the phone then they are a cop. A real escort will never say anything about sex, and the money will be for "companionship". The more expensive they are, the less guys that have fucked them so keep that in mind.

I've heard of it, but I've also heard that some of them are fake, and some of them are cops. How do you tell who's who

Just find an Asian massage place and get a rub and tug. Its nice but they will rush you.

What city are you in OP?

There's none close to me, already looked

Answer and I'll help you pick out a whore.

Tyler, Texas

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Cool I'm looking for some now.

Damn Sup Forumsro if you're the escort whisperer, if you can find me a young white bitch in phoenix, az (gilbert is closest). I would appreciate it so much. Once you're done with tyler tx. man i'd go rn haha

Cool, appreciate it

You have inspired me. Gonna get this tranny bitch

tyler backpage com/FemaleEscorts/soon-to-be-favorite-longviewsneak-away-come-play-no-tease-come-get-a-squeeze/41025498

I'm not sure what you're into but she seems like one of the better looking ones in your area. You will most likely have to drive to Longview for any of them. Start by searching her phone number on google and see if she has any reviews or if she has posted on backpage before. A lot of them go on tour fucking there way across the country so they will probably have a few ads. You can also spend money for a TER membership and if she is really an escort she will probably have some reviews on there.

how do you find out the price?

No joke, she is pretty good looking.

She will say something about how many roses or some shit like that, but like I said it will only be for her "companionship". She shouldn't say anything about any kind of specific sex act. If you have some money TER is a reputable website and if the escort has been around for a little while she will have some reviews on there.

Thank you.