I texted all 4 of my friends and only one responded and I gave all my friends a good 3 hours to respond

I texted all 4 of my friends and only one responded and I gave all my friends a good 3 hours to respond
what do

Nothing. Only women shit test.

>All 4 of my friends
>All 4

That's just sort of sad OP. I feel bad for your lack of social skills

But aside from that, there's like a thousand different reasons why someone might not respond back to a text. Let it go. It doesn't mean shit at the end of the day

actually the only one to respond was a woman she is a major reason of why i haven't committed suicide yet

That's sweet but has nothing to do with what I said.

Wrote it clearly

Glad to see you have a good friend, user.

everytime I've tried to trust someone they tell everybody else my secret so I grew to be introverted and have a really small group of friends that are somewhat trustworthy this is why I have 4 friends

stop playing fallout

sheeeeeiiiiit well fuck already got 15 or 20 days on it

>my secret

Go on...

fapping to tentacle rape
fapping to drawn porn
fapping to traps

secrets I've never told anyone
smelling my sisters panties
thinking of an elaborate plan to kill my ex stepmom because she was a gold digger and stole stuff from my dad while fucking other men
fapping to zooporn
having a piss kink (I want to pick up a girl put her on my shoulders and have her warm piss flowing on me while she shivers)
having a bdsm kink where i want to be dominated by e a female.
those are the secrets I can think of now.

Damn you got some vanilla ass secrets. No wonder no one bothers to keep them.

What's it like having friends, OP?

yeah vanillas the understatement of the year

depends which one it is the otaku, the christian, the fat gamer, or the sports gamer

Man, I thought it was some real bad shit. That's like nothing. I could check a few off that list myself.

I mean, far as kinks go, I don't really tell folks about them, just because that shit is extremely private, and they don't really need to know unless they're a romantic partner. Don't know why you told friends, but to each their own.

Either way, you've got a tight group of friends who you know care about you. They might just be unable to text you tonight, or it slipped their mind. Don't fret this shit. You know it means nothing, but your mind is all worried it means they hate you and never want to speak to you again. Your mind is an asshat. Ignore it on this.

Anyway, I'm passing out now. Peace OP

I didn't understand this because i have Aspergers autism and I have not learned that your not supposed to talk about those type of things.

You're fine, man. In this day and age, people are so self-involved they couldn't care less what your kinks are. They probably figure you'll never act on any of your fantasies.

nope that's not what happened after i told that to my friends everything went to shit with everybody else so fuck my life this was when I was in middle school in wyoming and kansas

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Meh, I meant moving forward into the adult world. Sorry for your sad childhood. If it makes you feel any better I had a love letter passed around by my 5th grade crush. It was in my best cursive, too.

last girlfriend was when i was 12 she had a weird fetish that she would dress up like herself and act like a bitch

Hahaha. ow. haha.

Holly shit am I retarded?

I am not kissless though but I was a horrible kisser I wish I could have kissed when i was 13 and actually knew some shit about women

No you might have assburgers autism and you can
still be very smart sometimes overwhelming like i think of how the nation works and that we are all pretty much just a hive mind except on Sup Forums

So kissing is as far as you've ever gone? Damn.

and also not very proud of but dry humping my sister when she was asleep and cuddling with her afterwards when I was cuddling with her for five minutes those were the best five minutes of my life I wasn't getting cussed at or being told I was useless by my father. I was just there with my loving big sis hugging her while she was naturally asleep

Dafuuuuuuu...

>No you might have assburgers autism and you can
>still be very smart sometimes overwhelming like i think of how the nation works and that we are all pretty much just a hive mind except on Sup Forums
I feel so much better now that I know no one could be as retarded as you.

I'm so glad I clicked. Thanks for the giggles.

lets have an argument you make your move and we will have a fair debate when you put down what we debate about