Im gonna be babysitting my neighbor's daughter in 15. Trips decide what I do

Im gonna be babysitting my neighbor's daughter in 15. Trips decide what I do

Watch frozen, make her some mac n cheese, tell her to brush her teeth and go to sleep, watch the news.

shave that fucking faggot goatee off, wtf user

Babysit me instead sit your hairy ass on my face

how old is she

4

This, and sing every song with her EVERY DAMN ONE!

And are you a bad babysitter?

Take a huge shit, but don't flush it. When the parents come back, blame it on the kid.

teach her algebraic topology

Sit down facing the back of the toilet and leave logs down the bowl

Shit her panties instead

please tell me that is temporary dye

No why

duh, teach her to be a nazi, but do it with little things like getting her to blame jews and blacks for things subconsciously, like if she wants to do something, like watch a movie, grab the movie put it in, and then say something like, damn, it won't work because of the blacks, the jew media put them up to this, then tell her to greet kids with the salute

defenestrate her

you love attention dont you?

winrar

>defenestrate
>throw (someone) out of a window.
kek

Checked lmao

Yeah, no. Unless it's the window of a pillow fort.

>look up word
>mfw there's a word for throw out the window
i don't even know what to say, not to the idea it has my full support, but why is this a word

winrar

then this you nigger
>or sage
really and sage, sage

>not knowing the word defensterate

Learned in HS Latin. All I got.

>>look up word

>mfw when Sup Forums is full of retards who never studied the Defenestrations of Prague

dubdubs have spoken

>Sup Forums is full of retards
gee bill

this

Sup Forums is full of retards? That can't be true

Wow that is severely damaging.

put her to sleep then take pictures of your cock on her sleeping body

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rolling for this

Fuck this thread. OP dhowed his face, so obviously nothing good is going to happen. Why are you guys still getting excited with suggestions.

Trips decide that you won't be a fucking twat and take goddamn care of the girl.

Fucking hell there's nothing funny in le trips and i shove a log up in a little girl xDDD,stop being overexcited 13 year olds inside

Heavenly trips will send the little gril to heaven.

Be sure to take pics for us, opie.