>ITT
We are on a plane
Trips hijack and decide where it flies/crashes to
Everybody tries to talk them out of it
ITT
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im in first class fuck all you plebs
Your house
Rollin for trips. We're crashing right in to ATK in Utah.
We are going to space
Mecca bro.
just quietly sitting in coach.
We're flying to Vegas with a smooth, safe landing.
Reroll
Crash it in to a tree
Crash the plane into #hillary. With no survivors.
Hello gents! Ready for a trip to the burj khalifa?
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
Allahu Akbar my friends, next stop, the House of Parliament, Stockholm
The building that replaced the twin towers
Roll again
We land safely in Iraq
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
Crashing this plane with no survivors
Trump tower, then blame Mexico and make war with them to finance a wall
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
Twin towers
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
I fly it to its destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
I fly it to a destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
This plane has the worst service! Where is my cola and whiskey?
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
Crash it with no survivors
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
I fly it to a destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
we fly peacefully back to africa and continue to live as a nigger family
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
Fuck you all, I'm a well respected pilot!
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
The big ben
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
Air travel truly is safe afterall
We're in for some smooth sailing, anons.
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW!
we gon kill op.
Rolling for taking the plane to 911 memorial in NY and nosediving square into it
crash it into the freedom tower
ADMIRAL ALLAHU ACKBAR!!
Rolling for this
Well shit.
I fly it to the destination, safely land it on the ground, let all passengers and crew disembark and park it safely away.
dubs and i brought a two-man parachute.
Oh thank God.
ayyy oh k captain
Who are you
Crash into op's house
sea landing bruh?
Sir, I'll have to ask you to calm down, you are disturbing other passengers
Mecca
dubai tower
I have kids! HAVE MERCY!!!
Anyways, we're headed straight to the most magical place on Earth. Dubs decides which park.
Can I persuade you to take a trip to a 9/11 memorial first
London
Crash into the koala habitat at australia zoo
New york
Reroll
Roll
Rereroll
i want blow jobs, from everyone. we have until the fuel runs out
Crash into trey parker and matt stone at work
Ehhhhh let's say the UN building for the kekkles.
Obviously going to the biggest ball of yarn
it lands at an elementary school where everybody here says "we are home"
dubs and I'm the air marshal. 66/77/88/99 and I've got a gun.
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO GIVE
fuuu.
reroll
rolling for safe landing at LAX
*Stand up confidently, fixing tie and smoothening the sides of my coat with my palms*
"Excuse me. May I have everybody's attention please..."
"I am Mr. Trips, and I am here to hijack this plane."
"Nobody moves. Nobody do anything funny or suspicious. Nobody try to fight. You do that and I promise you I will safely land this plane."
"For those asking themselves, I am going to land this plane in Aleppo, Syria. Why? You do not need to know that."
"So, checkem."
"I said chekem!"
NO, YOU CRAZY BASTARD, DON'T YOU REALISE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!?
The World Trade Center.
reroll
Reroll
Waaaaaaaahaaaa...
Waaahahhhhhhaaa...
*sniff sniff*
I make boom boom.
>Inb4 underage b&
Kek
reroll.
lets go to disneyworld lol
roll
...
Keeping my head down
Nah crash into twin towers memorial site
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
THE PLANE HAS RUN OUT OF PEANUTS EVERYONE PANIC!!