Get me laid, Sup Forumsros. dubs

get me laid, Sup Forumsros. dubs

Hey there bb, want sum fuk?

send this
"I love your photos" (with pic attached)

Not going to lie, all I want is that ass.

Hail Satan!

> wait for response
> if no response 1hr

Hello Sarah**

"Do you sometimes misplace your eyebrows, because they look like they're going to fly off your face."

winrar

Send this pic afterwards

SEND THIS GOD DAMM IT THIS IS GOLD

YES YES Yes!!!!

WINRAR!!

now we wait

OP NIGGA YOU NEED TO SEND THE SECOND ONE BEFORE SHE MESSAGES BACK

charge your phone OP

op is not faggot.

she replied

OP delivered.

Im just playing with my eggplant emoji, smirk face emoji

"Don't pretend you don't me too"

*bass
I think you're a woman who would appreciate a strong bass line

"Yeah, seriously want that ass."

Now this

she will unmatch you

FUCK YES I GOT ONE

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user KUN SEND THE FUCKING HAND PICK NAO PLEASE!!!! YOU WILL FAP IN VALHALLA IF YOU COMMIT

trips

Combine them both

TRIPS COMMAND

This is so not going to work fam.

nice save

So fkn stupid...

Ho-
-ly
Shit

OP Is charging his phone.
Nice

OP here, you can't send pics on Tinder you faggots

Ok, then we'll take the scenic route. Same destination anyway...

Hey, how are you?

cmon?

>send pic aswell

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/thread

checked

This is gold

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Did ya know that im a suprime gentleman? I drive a bmw A klasse and wear guggi armani sunglasses. Wanna go out?

I think I'm falling in love with you.

OP must comply with his own rules..send it fag

Trips say the truth, c'mon op deliver

Yea, lets get some Vanilla Latte.

Did you know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Get thread? Get thread.

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Then this

Alright faggots, I don't think she's gonna reply. Let's try this one.

OP is a fag.

Im transgender and i identify with as a guy. We cool?

real talk though are you pro trump? Because I am

Get

Sorry Sarah, we got off on the wrong foot. Can we start again?
I think our children would be strong and generically pure.

go back to /r9k/

OP YOU COULD HAVE SMASHED THAT. YOU FUCKED UP. YOU BLEW IT NIGGA. YOU COULD HAVE HAD THE FUCK OF YOUR DREAMS AND YOU DECIDED TO GO ON Sup Forums, faggot you fucked up

Just say hi and add some fgt ass kawaii smile like "^-^"

I used to have a dog called Kyla, we had to put her down.

dubs get

rip my fucking cock off

what's the diameter of your nips, my nigger?

Is that mole real, or did you get stabbed as a child?

touche

Do you shave your armpits?

my cock is tiny. is that ok?

I think it's about time we smash some buts, as well as deez nuts

this one is the closest

Roll

Do you want to make me die of snu snu?

Prepare your anus for my tremendous girth

if OP's matching with attractive girls i don't think not getting laid is an issue

roll for this one

Is it wierd that I read this in a Ethiopian accent?

rollin

Dubs get

Hey kyla i saw you in the girls bathroom the other day and thought you were cute. Im trans so im aloud in there. Still got a dick tho

Hey Kyla! :)

You have cool shoes!

roll

do this

Copying gamer poop huh?
Wish there were more of those vids

Hey Kyla if there was one thing I could do it would be to remove the la from u, so i could keEp the the KY in u winky face eggplant emojis

rollz

Rerererollll

Can I tongue punch your fart box?

Greetings Kyla, my name is *insert OP's faggot name here.*

it has to be this

Dr Pavel. I'm CIA

Kyla i looovee ur shampoo!

7zip.exe

"your skin looks like it would fit me perfectly"

Send this:

Fuckedyfuckfuck ist better then fapedyfapfap agreed?

winrar

WINRAR

how are you doing sweet porcelain princess? :-)

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.