get me laid, Sup Forumsros. dubs
Get me laid, Sup Forumsros. dubs
Hey there bb, want sum fuk?
send this
"I love your photos" (with pic attached)
Not going to lie, all I want is that ass.
Hail Satan!
> wait for response
> if no response 1hr
Hello Sarah**
"Do you sometimes misplace your eyebrows, because they look like they're going to fly off your face."
winrar
Send this pic afterwards
SEND THIS GOD DAMM IT THIS IS GOLD
YES YES Yes!!!!
WINRAR!!
now we wait
OP NIGGA YOU NEED TO SEND THE SECOND ONE BEFORE SHE MESSAGES BACK
charge your phone OP
op is not faggot.
she replied
OP delivered.
Im just playing with my eggplant emoji, smirk face emoji
"Don't pretend you don't me too"
*bass
I think you're a woman who would appreciate a strong bass line
"Yeah, seriously want that ass."
Now this
she will unmatch you
FUCK YES I GOT ONE
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user KUN SEND THE FUCKING HAND PICK NAO PLEASE!!!! YOU WILL FAP IN VALHALLA IF YOU COMMIT
trips
Combine them both
TRIPS COMMAND
This is so not going to work fam.
nice save
So fkn stupid...
Ho-
-ly
Shit
OP Is charging his phone.
Nice
OP here, you can't send pics on Tinder you faggots
Ok, then we'll take the scenic route. Same destination anyway...
Hey, how are you?
cmon?
>send pic aswell
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/thread
checked
This is gold
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Did ya know that im a suprime gentleman? I drive a bmw A klasse and wear guggi armani sunglasses. Wanna go out?
I think I'm falling in love with you.
OP must comply with his own rules..send it fag
Trips say the truth, c'mon op deliver
Yea, lets get some Vanilla Latte.
Did you know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Get thread? Get thread.
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Then this
Alright faggots, I don't think she's gonna reply. Let's try this one.
OP is a fag.
Im transgender and i identify with as a guy. We cool?
real talk though are you pro trump? Because I am
Get
Sorry Sarah, we got off on the wrong foot. Can we start again?
I think our children would be strong and generically pure.
go back to /r9k/
OP YOU COULD HAVE SMASHED THAT. YOU FUCKED UP. YOU BLEW IT NIGGA. YOU COULD HAVE HAD THE FUCK OF YOUR DREAMS AND YOU DECIDED TO GO ON Sup Forums, faggot you fucked up
Just say hi and add some fgt ass kawaii smile like "^-^"
I used to have a dog called Kyla, we had to put her down.
dubs get
rip my fucking cock off
what's the diameter of your nips, my nigger?
Is that mole real, or did you get stabbed as a child?
touche
Do you shave your armpits?
my cock is tiny. is that ok?
I think it's about time we smash some buts, as well as deez nuts
this one is the closest
Roll
Do you want to make me die of snu snu?
Prepare your anus for my tremendous girth
if OP's matching with attractive girls i don't think not getting laid is an issue
roll for this one
Is it wierd that I read this in a Ethiopian accent?
rollin
Dubs get
Hey kyla i saw you in the girls bathroom the other day and thought you were cute. Im trans so im aloud in there. Still got a dick tho
Hey Kyla! :)
You have cool shoes!
roll
do this
Copying gamer poop huh?
Wish there were more of those vids
Hey Kyla if there was one thing I could do it would be to remove the la from u, so i could keEp the the KY in u winky face eggplant emojis
rollz
Rerererollll
Can I tongue punch your fart box?
Greetings Kyla, my name is *insert OP's faggot name here.*
it has to be this
Dr Pavel. I'm CIA
Kyla i looovee ur shampoo!
7zip.exe
"your skin looks like it would fit me perfectly"
Send this:
Fuckedyfuckfuck ist better then fapedyfapfap agreed?
winrar
WINRAR
how are you doing sweet porcelain princess? :-)
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.