So my gf and I are staying in New York for the first time. Any tips of none touristy things to do?

So my gf and I are staying in New York for the first time. Any tips of none touristy things to do?

This may still be touristy, but the Strand bookstore by washington square is really good.

Buy some drugs

let me know if you need a bull for your cucking sessions
my rate is very reasonable and her satisfaction is guaranteed

Stay away from Times Square. Biggest tourist trap ever.

go to riverside drive and west 122nd street at 1:30 am. Wait for the mexicans kids to show up on dirtbikes in riverside park in mornside hegihts. Pull out a knife and try to stab one as they drive around drunk on their dirt bikes in the park (drinking corona)

How big is your cock?

9inche from Italy

NY is further away from Italy than 9 inches

mind=blown

Killing yourselves?

Double dubs demands it!

OH SHIT

i live in NYC of course
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ride on the staten island ferry, its free and you get a great view of the city

get a pastrami sandwich at Kats deli

You would actually meet up and fuck her

....but then you'll be in Staten Island

the way back is free too dufus

Yes.

Why?

Why