Ask a goatfarmer anything

Ask a goatfarmer anything.

For all your (non)Agricultural questions.

Last thread was a succes,gonna try this again.

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why are you running a sex slave operation YOU FUCKING SANDNIGGER!?

First, I'm a saxon Dutchman.
Second, the goats only need to breed once.

Fat goat bump

bamp

would goats an sheep ever have sex together?

A male goat will try to fuck anything that looks like a goat.
I've never seen it happen, though hybrids do exist.

Have you seen Gary the Goat Youtube channel? Any thoughts?

No I have not.
What's it about?
Pls provide an abridged version.

A comedian in Australia drives around with this goat named Gary and they have funny interactions with other animals and people. And Kevin the goat is a cunt.

Sounds somewhat funny.
Witching "THE MOST WELL HUNG ANIMAL IN AUSTRALIA" right now.

Why are goats so cute, don't hurt them plz

I "hurt" my animals when it's needed.
But always supply them with an anesthetic.

I don't know why they're so cute, maybe it's the chronic confusion they're suffering?
Here's some kids.
2 hours old.

or maybe it's the "stoned look"?

How do you begin the journey of becoming a goat farmer?

Ever had to chase away horny Muslims from molesting your goats?

Was Black Philip really the devil?

Have a dad who has a pigfarm.
Have swine flu happen.
Buy 600 goats.
Breed 1200 more.
>Pro goatfarmer.

No, but i have shot a Moroccan guy once.
That's technically a muslim, right?

What is a Black philip?

tl;dr Be born with silver spoon in ass.

WHY DOS IT LOOK LIKE BRED !?!?!

The kids?
Or the floor?

THE KIDS !?!?

They're fluffy because they just drank.
Al the energy of the body is used to processes the food, so they get cold.

i just watched a few episodes.kevin is a fucking cunt

Are some of your goats particulary intelligent ?

Well, there is one particular goat whom has "Hacked the system".
I own a "rapid exit" Milking configuration.
When the fence lifts, powerfeed is released.
This goat climbs up the side and "steals" some powerfeed before the fence is completely lowered.

Pic related, Its the goat on top of the other goat.

Hah. Do you give them names sometimes ? Or get attached to a few in particular ?

Do they ever go outside? The local goats here just basically live in the forest and come inside for the winter, your place seems kinda crowded >_>

is it true that goatpussy are even stinky than a nigger- and muslimpussy?

Yes.
Somewhat less than 100 goats have a name.
And i have a favorite goat.
"Vlekkie" it roughly translates to "spot" (pic related)
The goat to the left is called "evee". (Has a white "V" on her head.)
Mostly colored goats, and goats with peculiar behavior, or goats with receive a name.
The other have a number.
It's really hard to think of 1800 names, and track them all.

Is it tiring work ? Are you happy with it ?

Is it hard to let them go?

i've been looking for hires goat images, thanks op

Never smelled a (sand)niggerpussy.
But goat(cunt) smells bad.

Currently not.
The gouv. won't let me buy more land.
As soon as I have permission they will be able to graze freely in the spring and summer.

it's tiring but really rewarding.
But i'm my own boss, so, I can get away with things a normal employee could only dream of.

Yes.

np, will suplly moar wiht each answered question.

>How bad does it smell there?

>Do goats attack or cannibalize each other? Are there any particularity violent goats that are assholes?

>How many people work with you on your goat farm?

>If you're comfortable, how much money do you pull in from this operation?

>Are you happy?

Just starting my own goat farm. Do you just produce dairy?

Think ammonia, but you get used to the smell in a couple of hours

My goats do not cannibalize.
All my male goats are assholes once in their lifetime.
But then i teach them not to fuck with me.

I currently have 2 employees

Think about 120k a year, but i still have a big debt from the early years.

Verry happy.

Yes, but I also have some private income on the side.

Do the goats resist when you try to have sex with them?

Oh forgot to tell.
"Vlekkie"kept escaping, she even stood in my living room one day!
Now I take her on a daily walk, and she's a good goat now.

Pic. related

Don't know, never tried.

Goats stop producing mil when you induce stress.
The milk is my bread and butter, Fucking with that will result in a cumsandwich.
I don't think i like cumsandwiches...

*milk

have you ever been invited into the goat tower?

Hey OP! Awesome to see another farmer here, thought about making a thread like this from time to time.
Allthough im not a farmer myselfy, i work on a farm as a form of therapy and rehab (i live in switzerland). The hard Work and the Animals really helped me and i enjoy every bit of it, thank you for contributing to society in the way you're doing, awesome!
We have 80 cows, 50 pigs, 8 horses, 10 chickens and about 40~ rabbits.

Why isn't goat milk more popular in the us?

Nice :)

Sadly never.
Will construct own ASAP.

Nice. keep up the good work!

Goatmilk isn't even popular here in The Netherlands. but goatmilk is expensive.
They make Formula powder(milk for baby's) from it.
Chinese had a scandal 4/5 years ago.
That's when the price for goatmilk skyrocketed.
Been making major profit since.
I am glad i'm finally able to pay off my debt.

IS THIS A FACTORY FARM?

I have been thinking about taking part in a project as such, but it would conflict with my own habits.

user you sound like a humble man. I'm glad things are working out for you. You deserve all the best. Best wishes from Brooklyn NY

how did you start
for how long are you in the business
you started on your own or with family/friends
what was the amount of money invested at first
did you ever invest on stock?

What part of the world are you from?

And caught yesterday's thread a bit, good breads OP.

As you see, I use animals to produce milk, not machines.

Thx user, have a great day.
And pictures of goats, bitches love goats

Do goats love music ?

When I was in northern Scotland and especially the isle of sky there was goat milk everywhere. It was in what was their version of 7-11 and it didn't cost much more than cow milk. They say it is easier to digest. I liked the flavor more than cow milk and wished I could have it more often.
If I wanted to drink two cups a day for personal consumption how many goats would I need? Do they get lonely if it's only 1-3 goats?

Thanks

I had 22 goats until someone poisoned the feed: (

Grandpa, and pa had a pig farm.
I took over for my pa.
Swine flu happened.
Had to clean up my farm.
Gouv. compensated, rebuild farm.
buy 600 goat, breed 1200 more.
I invest my energy and life in this company.

The Netherlands.
WB Sup Forumsro!

Yes. goats hate silence.
I supply them with oldskool metal.

Only 1 Nubian goat.
But 1 goat gets lonely, unless you are with her all the time. Lonely goats stop eating and die.
Get some pygmy goats to accompany her.

Find him and kill him,.
FOR TEH HORDE!

How do others react when you tell them what you do for a living

Goat-user, you sound like a nice person and a good goat farmer.
All the best for you and your farm and greetings from Germany!

Do you supply your goats with any possibility of climbing?

>Netherlands

Would you accept an employee paid in room and board?

You honestly made me want to dump my shitty economics career and go goat farming.

Sadly don't have anywhere near enough money for that

Would you drink goat milk Raw without any sort of treatment including heating?

How much is 2 Nubian goat to purchase and feed?

My neighbors, are also farmers.
And the only people i get tot talk to are people from food supply, vet's other farmers, and such.
The web is my only link to the outside world.

Thx user.

I have a "Hooiruif" (don't know engrisch word) and i am building a bigger scale "goat tower".
Pic related.

Sorry user.
I already have 2 employees and they give me enough headsores lol.

>Also,
>Applicating on Sup Forums.
>Not a good place Sup Forumsro.

Don't.
I have been born with a silver spoon up my ass.
I've inherited this company.
See me as a humble monarch.

NEVER!
Pasturize that shit first.

Denpend's where you live.
It cost al lot of money to keep a few animals.
When you keep more, the cost per goat decreases.

thanks mate

Damn, and kek I know; but I'm stuck in the city I grew up in and need to get the fuck out. Dealing with people's a pain in general so managing has got to be a bitch.

Thinking about living out of my car in a different state, but eh I'm not sure.

Interesting. There is a trend in the us to drink non pasteurized non homogenized milk bc supposedly it keeps more of the good nutrients in it. The government is against it. The only people that are for it are some farmers and they say they have had raw milk their whole life and attribute the safety of it more to the cleanliness of their production more than anything else. These farmers say that if you know and trust a small scale farmer and he is clean than the risk of something bad is very low. What say you?

Why don't you man up and start a beef farming operation like me, and sell those fucking fedoras on legs?

I found a spotted goat for €100 euro's
Will cost about +/- €20.00/day if they don't get sick.

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If you drink the milk form a single goat, and you know everything about the goat, it still bares some risk.
If you keep more than 200 goats it's very hard to keep track of them.
If a pathogen is carried trough the milk, people will get sick, and possibly die. (think of Q fever, and M. paratubercolosis)

thanks for all the goat nudes.

alhamd lillah

to be completely sure, you'd have to run daily bloossamples, i'm not stick a needle in my animal, unless it's completely necessary .

I don't like cows, they're to boring.
A goat fights, jumps, demolishes, talks, plays, and is way more active than a cow.
Plus they look like stoned people.

how often you fuck your goats?

*blood-samples.
*sticking
*too

whut

I have male goats tot do that for me.

Pic related.

Cows are chill they mind their own fucking business and don't start shit.... also is it true If you put a pair of work boots on the front of a goat and try to push it over a cliff or something it will just keep backing up onto your dick?

did you like your pigs before the flu took em ?

That's precisely why i think of them as "boring"

Don't know.

Not really, they try to eat you sometime's
But there were a lot of pigs i was attached to.
I almost shat my pants when i heard of Q fever.
I thought I had to live trough that all again.
I'm sure I would rather "an hero" before killing all my animals again.

I contracted swine flu. Good times.
What are your hobbies since you always stay at the farm ?
Reading, Music, Videogames ?

Do you think the goats sense the souls of the dead pigs that lived there before them?

is anything cuter than baby goats?

The only thing close to a hobby is browsing, Music, and blazing.
But all of them are practiced at work.

It's not the same barn anymore. and I sure hope they don't.
Tho counteract the haunting, you scare the evil pig-spirits away with my herbs.

old goat you know since birth.
(they always stay fluffy in your mind!)
Pic related

Or 18 baby goats

are (or were) some of your goats evil motherfuckers hellbent on spreading mayhem and destruction ?

yes

but that is a cute kid tbh

All goat's are hellbent on spreading destruction and mayhem, despite unknowingly.
Maybe it's the metal, maybe it's the funny side of the goat.
It still is one of the reason I like goats so much.
But never had an evil goat in particular.

hhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnngggggggggg-

On a scale from 1 to goat, how goat-ish are your goats?

I need to post a big machine to regain some feeling of manliness though.

do you really make them listen to metal ?

it varies from -1 to 11.
i have one goat that's to stupid to be called a goat.
constantly gets stuck, or hurt, and still tries to fight some alpha goats.
I suspect this goat of having some form of "goat down syndrome"
Her kids are normal goats though.

She's called "spookie" it roughly translates to "Ghost".

pic related

Favorite band?

Mostly Saanen with some Alpine? Which are the most fun? Nubians are dull, right?

Oldskool metal.

Deep purple, black sabbath.

The early "relaxed" kind of metal

Gloryhammer, amon amarth, slayer, fleshgod apocalypse, heidevolk are my personal favorites.

Do you listen to Ghost, motherfucker ?
youtube.com/watch?v=sZcW0ougNYI

Most of my goats are 1/8 nubian, and 1/4 alpine.
The external characteristics always varies.
They are what I think the best milking goats.
All goatfarmers think they have the best breeding program, including me.

I really liked their song "Year zero"
Cracks me up every time.

OP post some close up goat pussy. I need a fap

how do you dispose of all of that goat shit? Is it like a cesspit or...?

>Year Zero
I KNEW you were my nigga
Good luck from France.

Oh, and i only picked the songs in the same bpm range.
It optimizes production.

k.

I supply it to other farmers, who use it to fertilize the soil.
Circle of life.

Thx user, horns up! \m/

how true is goat simulator to reality?

HOW MANY LUBRICATION DO I NEED TO FUCK GOAT!?

how do you collect the waste then? It looks like all of them are in pens