Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessly move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep bench. They guarantee me the strength and the power you never could even imagine of.
Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)
U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.
Owen King
I'm sure you're safe against someone using a knife or a gun or any weapon for that matter.
Noah Ward
nice baby wrists
Caleb Robinson
Still a massive faggot
Hunter Phillips
Still a passive maggot
Brayden Fisher
hey sometimes when i havent pooped in a few days and i finally poop i get a boner while pushing
is there something wrong with me
Xavier Stewart
I wouldn't back down. I can take you easily
Gabriel Smith
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Colton Johnson
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Logan Flores
perhaps this is bait. But I workout myself, and I'm here to tell you that everyone in the gym hates people who get a hyperinflation of an ego like yours, actually, not jut in the gym, just people in general.
Like the other say, at least I'm not a massive faggot.
Ryan Phillips
kek, just because you have a biceps doesn't mean you can fight.
actually it implies you are an insecure bitch who needs bodybuilding to feel like a man
if i ever saw you i would knock you the fuck out with my skinny hands
Owen Thomas
i dont think so, but that hasnt happened to me
Elijah Allen
Them wrists.
Joshua Scott
You are aware that only really insecure persons have the urge to tell everybody how strong and manly they are, are you?
Well propably you are secretly gay or have a tiny penis.
Charles Harris
>this copypaste again
Christian Miller
Yeah nice try mate
Liam James
KEK.
Brody Hughes
i bet you dont even squat
Ethan Thomas
sometimes my finger smells like poo
Ryan Anderson
I'd love to see them biceps block a swift 7.62
Lincoln Mitchell
Hahah, good detective work
/thread
Jordan Sanchez
busted
Evan Collins
Kek, I honestly cant believe so many fell for such obvious bait
Michael White
Dubs confirm
Isaiah Phillips
/thread
Jose Nelson
>when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? hahaha let me grab ur weight belt big boy dont hurt urself bending over
Ian Moore
Look at the back ground
Elijah Campbell
im 1.87 with 46 cm biceps i can kick your ass bitch
Chase Torres
my gun says you faggot gonna beg on your knees to be allowed to live another day
Easton Wright
>implying biceps > gun >implying
Brandon Torres
/thread
Noah Martin
Buff=knowing how to fight. bait or not fags who believe this fact don't know cock squat about anything and probably never even been in fight. good luck swinging your meat clubs for more than five minutes without exhausting yourself, also say goodbye to a properly thrown punch cause you malformed out of proportion body can't move like a normal body. Sure you can hit hard but only a pussy goes down after a few hits.
James Nelson
Ylis on paras :D Ja pasta :D
Joshua Barnes
torilla tavataan jne
Austin Jackson
>street altercation
speed & agility > power & strength
i will get a chin shot in and be gone while you are still winding up, faggot
Tyler Torres
i carry a knife, the fuck are you gonna do then.
Adrian Rodriguez
Do you even lift bro? I'd fuck you up in a lift off.
Jack James
>bait
Seriously though, it is easy to take down somebody twice your size with the right training.
>also weapons, life
Brayden Butler
Fake and gay OP confirmed colossal faggot
Ryder Lewis
>lifting is just another proof for how insecure you are :^)
Mason Baker
i don't have a gf you turdburglar. i also have a knife on me at all times i think i'll do fine. i'm also not a huge faggot.
Lucas Young
them muscles wont stop bullets
Jacob Howard
you really carry a knife on you? man re think yourself
Logan Hernandez
yea nice try, this is fake ya faggot good job
Lincoln Nguyen
This
Jose Wilson
>when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? dude has three arms
holy shit tittyfart batmobile mutant overlord
Carson Taylor
You've got really small hands
Levi Martin
>wut is weight classes
Luis Edwards
I'd cut your fucking Achilles tendon and rip your eyes out you knuckle dragging Neanderthal
John Rivera
>speed & agility > power & strength that's what all the small, frail and gracile faggots say, until you pick them up and throw them into a wall. Then they don't say anything.
Evan Clark
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Asher Jenkins
Implying I wouldn't throw my fedora at you and in the instant you were distracted by that I pull out my katana and cut you in half in one fluid motion and re sheath it before you even realize you were cut.
Benjamin Watson
martial arts user here.... ive tapped out people over 150lbs more than me... muscles dont necessarily mean shit in a "street altercation".... especially when i break your knee
Benjamin Davis
6-1 kossu sauna vittu :D
Justin Watson
>i also have a knife on me at all times >i'm also not a huge faggot.
Caleb Walker
dude I've seen countless "bodybuilders" getting beaten up by a smaller dude who knows how to fight
Colton Wood
Do you even lift?
Luke Nelson
I'm a 96kg kickboxer and i can kick your fuckin ass in every way exists
Eli Wood
>have been thrown into numerous walls >still 'small and frail and gracile' >get back up and keep kicking Martial arts, son.
Fighting a big guy would be zero fun. Not because of ease, but because all it usually takes is one well landed shot and you're done. Gotta work so much harder to avoid getting hit, instead of just avoiding some and shrugging others off.
Connor Williams
I usually carry a buck knife because I life in the Niggerfucked midwest. If I have a problem and you get physical I'll cut your fucking tendons and paralyze you, you sanctimonius douche.
Kevin Miller
jesus callum youve been hitting the gym hard.
Cameron Gray
that's great and if you groped my girlfriend i probably wouldn't care because i know i could beat you at a game of starcraft. 1v1 me faggot
Ryder Harris
This is obviously a troll post, but I'll point out the obvious anyway:
Being big doesn't do much for actual strength. At least not as far as fighting is concerned. You might be good at moving furniture, but there is a reason why bodybuilders don't take up MMA.
The only benefit of having a bloated, dysfunctional body is that some people think it looks cool. It doesn't actually do anything for you as far as athleticism or health goes.
In short, you are a cripple.
Wyatt Clark
/thread
Charles Jackson
Hey look, its this thread again.
Cameron Jenkins
>have been thrown into numerous walls doubt it >Martial arts, son martial arts ain't reserved for little shits, you know. And I've yet to meet one, single small framed "martial artist" who could KO me, no matter how many times they connected. They're simply too weak. This, is why they reintroduced weight classes in UFC.
I know small guys, and chicks, who can hold their own against a fat fuck void of fighting experience, but if you pit two guys with equal knowledge against each other, but one of them is a foot taller and 60lbs heavier than the other -the big guy wins.