Hi fags..its me from yesterday..tomorrow im going to meet a girl that will peg me..for the first time ever...

Hi fags..its me from yesterday..tomorrow im going to meet a girl that will peg me..for the first time ever.she will put strapon and fuck me..yes im stright...do you fags have tips??

film it

sauce

>yes I'm straight
Lol, keep telling yourself that

>straight

People just don't understand us OP. I'm a straight guy who likes to watch hardcore gay hentai porn. When I really need to fap I just jerk it to two cartoon men barebacking each other. Tired of people thinking I'm gay too

post some vids op, dont feel like searching but fell like fapping

>all these closet homos in denial
i thought OP was supposed to be the fag

Hey guys it's me again. Tomorrow I'm gonna paint some straps on my hips and go meet a guy from the internet who thinks I'm a girl.

I get pegged by my wife pretty often, basically every time her son is over at a friends house. Just use a lot of lube and start slow.

you're meeting a girl who's going to fuck you in the ass? have fun with your new found sexual pleasure. my wife pegs me now and then. I asked her what it felt like before I let her fuck me. she said it didn't hurt as much as when she gets piss in her eyes so I thought why not. enjoy user

>she gets piss in her eyes

Kill yourself, you cuck.

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>it doesn't hurt as much as getting piss in your eyes
>fuck it, I'll give it a shot

Well first of all lube and a fuck load of it. And stretch your spinkter before hand start with one finger and go from there til you feel ready. Trust me if you dont stretch its like someone shoving a crowbar up your ass and it hurts

you're just jealous. it's good to switch once in a while. you basement dwelling neckbeard

Tip 1: Patience
Tip 2: Lube
Tip 3: Ignore hugless virgin basement wizards. Sex between a man and a woman, even unconventional sex such as pegging or cunnilingus, is not gay.

"even cunilingus"... what are you... italian?