Home alone

Home alone
Trips decides what I do
Nothing illegal or damaging

Stick baseball bat in butt

Order porn on your parents account and stick a bat up your ass

So close but so far

Pee on the carpet

She close..

Also you have to put your leg behind your head no matter what.

Nice dubs

Rollin

Have a wank like a normal person, do you really need instructions when you're by your fucking self? This is what they're talking about when they say you need to make yourself happy before anyone will want to be in a relationship with you.

Rolling for bat in the ass. Do it faggot.

Get off 4 chan you cuck
Go shoot up a school or something

Damaging to yourself or property? Be more specific.

Break a thermometer into your mouth.

Nevermind. Pee in that littl toilet thing

Chew on some glass

Don't get mad because you have the cognitive power of a mollusc and need instructions literally every waking moment. The truth is a shard of ice dude.

Take a big boy shit in it and leave it for ur parents to clean

Property/permanently to me

Rolling for get a life

Piss in the kettle

draw dicks all over your face with a sharpie. post pic.

Remove big toe. It really serves no purpose anyway.

Educate yourself

Too late

Rolling for higher education levels

spin

Post cum tribute to this pic

Winrar

Next 44 and I'll consider your request of baseball bat

That's not trips you fool

respin

CONSIDER? That's a clear indication of ops a fag and won't delivrar

Took the bait

It's gunna take time, I'll need to work my way up

U can use the slimmer handle end and work it slowly in all the way to the fat end. Make sure u get the whole bat in there though.

oh shiiiiii

slam tv cabinet drawer on dick

WINRAR

WINRAR DO IT FAGGOT 10000 KEKS

Anal masterbation

Cum on tv
Eat cum
Shit on couch
Nap

Trips have spoken

Oh
Fat end isn't going in but skinny will
Fat end would fuck me over for a while
Don't need a fucking anal tear
Time to get out the lube

Kek

District gon be gud

This is the first time I've ever got trips and got op to do something I'm strangely proud of myself.

AND NOW DUBS. CHECK ME FAGGOTS

Don't get your hopes up, OP is usually a fag when it comes down to it

Congrats
Op no fagerino

WERE ALL CHEERING FOR U OP

This might take a while
It'll be my biggest insertion

Think of it like fucking a nigger

eat shit

I lynch niggers not fuck them

Suck your own dick

Did you pussy out?

No working on it

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Ask your dad, I bet he knows a thing or 2 about sticking objects into small assholes.

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lubed slugger in ass

winrar

WINRAR
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cum into a piece of mail and drop it in a mailbox

eat a raw piece of meat

It won't fit
Like
At all
New item dubs decides
Sorry trips get but I tried forcing the shit in by putting all my weight on and no profit
Item must be slimmer than the bat end part
Let's go

Swallow a banana whole

give yourself a mohawk

Call your dad and tell him you're gay.

spin

underage b& so fucking confirmed

Insert 2 full hotdogs and shit them both out. Must live stream.

It's down to an anal insertion
Dubs gets to decide
If you want pics to prove il do it I have three toothbrushes in there now waiting so I can be ready

Grab your sisters panties

Write FAGGOT on your forehead with a sharpie.

18
Finish school at 19 I'm a junior rn

Cum on your mother or sisters panties and put them back in drawer.

do it

I have a pair in my room alreAdy
I came in a pair she's wearing rn

>Nothing illegal
>Nothing damaging
>visits Sup Forums
Why the fuck are you here?

For the wincest

Grab your mum's then and compare.

hwat time is it ?

>
>Rolling for higher education levels
Testing....

1027 am

K will in a sec

go out for a walk
maybe buy some food
cook
take a bath
ask friend to do something
if not: play videogames or read a book/comics

why dont you still sleep?

shove an ice cube in your butt.

Step mum

bc fuck that

Throw away all her panties and replace all of them with sexier versions cause these are garbage. Spend no less than $200

Trips decided OP go the fuck back to sleep you faggot

Goodnight fags

/thread

Trips says sleep, fucking lame but trips

Anyone know any god tier animes? ive seen the most good ones

Kill yourself.

Not gonna lie that's a solid suggestion, not for me but I gave it a go and it was pretty good