Right, since I'm bored so let's have an "ASK A POLFAG ANYTHING" thread

Right, since I'm bored so let's have an "ASK A POLFAG ANYTHING" thread...

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Byłes może na otwarciu?

Gdzie są moje 2 miliony?

Why don't you go back to your shitty country

Otwarciu czego?

I am in my shitty country, fuck you.

Przepiłełes i nie pamiętasz...

Czemu polki lubia dawac dupy murzynom i brudasom?

Jesus there are Polish in Poland?!

Chuj wie. Ale tak naprawdę nie chodzi tylko o Polki. W ogóle kobiety lubią dawać dupy obcokrajowcom. Raz byłem na wakacjach w RPA, nie mogłem się w spokoju napić drinka w barze, bo miejscowe szmaty zaraz się przysiadały...

Poland is a little and uninteresting country in Europe and is widely known for being the most conquerable- sad- country in the world. However, Poland is also known for steroids, and their filthy Jews. Poland is renowned for having the world's most hideous women second to Australia's Aboriginals and right above Zimbabwe. Most real Christians view Poland as completely irrelevant because Jesus had never traveled there-- as, nowhere in the country, can you find twelve wise men or a virgin. The nation is known as a buffer zone between good and evil, referring to the neighboring nations of Germany and Russia (you decide which is which). Poland is also well known for its citizens capable of shape shifting. Throughout the last thousand years its borders have changed frequently as it has been pwned repeatedly by surrounding nations, and due to severe butthurt disappeared off the face of the earth for almost 200 years. Poland has always been best friends with Germany and Russia. In 1939 Germany helped Poland get rid of its retards, handicapped, gypsies, homosexuals, and Jews. This initiative was at first welcomed, until they realized that most Pollacks qualify as clinically retarded. Currently, Poland is looking forward to host the Polish triathlon Euro Cup 2012 in Germany or Great Britain.

Just a few, the rest fucked off to Chicago or London...

For most of its unremarkable history Poland existed as a fairly large, aspie nation, occasionally licking Russian, Tatar, Scandinavian, and German ass. Poland was known for its bad judgment in exporting white trash of all kinds. They all fucked one another like there was no tomorrow and produced tons of beautiful blue-eyed babies that now grace every brothel west of Berlin.

So Germany - overrun by fugly, smartarsed Jews and fugly, shit-thick Frauleins - became jealous and wanted in on all the fun. Invading Polackistan with Panzers only slightly less fragile than the indigenous blart, ze Germans triggered the raid known to oldfags as "World War II" and all so they could adopt those beautiful blond, blue eyed babies, kill the fugly Jews and leave the remains of the lumpen-Lebensraumer locals to kill each other off fighting over the last of the cabbages (the winnar, in an appalling example of troll's remorse, later being made Pope). Without the Jews raping and jewing the nation's industry, currency, government, infrastructure, and all the other things of civilized life, Poland instead chose to become an Hero by bending over and opening up for Big Brother. Since replacing the Kremlin with the Vatican and joining the European Union, Poland's primary exports are now Meth, plasterers and Visa whores.

Thus there are, unsurprisingly, few Polish people now left in Poland. The least-retarded fucked off to America or Britain several years ago; the rest of this proud nation of illiterate, superstitious, bigoted alcoholics now prefer mooching off Britain with its fantastic economy and bone idle natives.

Indeed, by the 21st century, it had become clear, even to the Polish president and his entire government, that emigration was a wise choice. Taking the decision to fly to Britain, issues with being able to navigate led them into a tree in Russia.

The Polish Air Force is in possession of 200 assault kites and 5 parachutes. Poland also acquired 100 brand new F-16 jet fighters but only half of them made it to Poland (the rest sank in the ocean).

The Polish Land Forces, with badly trained soldiers and outdated weaponry and vehicles, are a the definition of fail, most notable for getting pwnt in World Wars Episode II: Poland getting owned by Soviets and Nazis.

The Polish Navy is one of the most feared navies in the world. It has a fleet of a couple hundred outdated Soviet ships, modified with transparent bottoms so sailors can look at the old Polish navy. Its fleet of 9,001 screendoor submarines is considered unbeatable.

Polish Navy men are no longer given the option to be buried at sea due to the high loss of life involved in digging the graves.

Really put some thought into it, didn't you?

co sądzisz o kodzie i obecnym rządzie ?

Sram na obecny rząd, tak jak każdy (anarchista).

KOD to jakas sciema, niby dobrze, że protestują, ale pewnie niedługo zrobią z siebie PO wersja 2.0...

Tu nie OP. Myślę że ten rząd sprowadzi nas z powrotem do XV wieku.

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W tym kraju nie ma na kogo głosować taka prawda

Do all Polish people hate Jews or is it just my Polish drug dealer?

do you know pic related ?

niby każdy się zachowuje ok bez władzy ale jak kurwa się do koryta dobiorą to gg

Where is my car?

Bo ja wiem. Ja tam w miarę lubię RAZEM, w końcu jacys prawdziwi socjalisci...

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There's really not that much Jew hating in Poland, mostly because Nazis killed them off during WWII...

That's my car now!

What the fuck, man? She's a friend of yours or some shit, 'cause she's fugly as hell...

>lumpen-Lebensraumer
kek'd

Daj spokój, nie wyjeżdżaj z dupy z imigrantami...

she's pole and she's cute

pozdrawiam jebawke

She's "meh" at best, friend...

OP here, I'm off to get some booze, back in 15. Keep the thread alive, will ya?

Chujowa z ryja

Parasola w twojej dupie!!!!1111oneoeneone

congrats on finally hitting the NATO defense spending target, guys

Do you hate Germans or Russians more then other or are you to young for that

Too smart for that. Hate the politicians, not the people...

Twoja stara! Haha, nie masz na to odpowiedzi bo mój chuj Ci w gardle siedzi!

Hooray for militarism! Nothing could possibly go wrong, right?!

keep it up and Tusk might stop begging for a permanent US military presence.

Tusk? Stop living in the past. We've got a brand new shitty govement to suck on Obama's cock for an US base here... As if we need one...

Kurwa moje pole?

With the difference that Tusk was at least a bit respected, while new Prime Minister and President are puppets that cant do shit, and are fucking joke.

What can I say? Tusk is a lot more memorable than kopacz or szydlo.

who runs the puppet show in Poland?

Trips of truth, trips of truth... Another year of this shit and I'm coming to live next to you...

Ale urwał!

Kaczynski, Ex Prime Minister, and PiS president.

Do you ever get tired of all the polandball shit?

That little cunt called Jarosław Kaczyński. He's a Nazi virgin stay-in-closet faggot, that runs the ruling party...

I am actually still in this shithole. Trying to finish university till Gowin change them...

Naaah, they're preety good, most of the time...

So it seems I'm coming with You, than. Please tell me we're not going to Russia...

a duck

was thinking about applying to work for Projekt Red, but it's in poland. Is it a mistake to move to warsaw?

Nah Warsaw is pretty nice. Not a bad place for foreigners IMHO.
Nope. I don't speak Russian

>and is widely known for being the most conquerable

lol;

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Grunwald

marketoracle.co.uk/images/2010/Dec/Poland_Lithuania_commonwealth_800.jpg

Top kek they conquered most of Duchy of Moscow at one point.

What he said Good. Why are You studing in Poland, mate?

Please don't feed the troll in my thread, mate...

SGGW in Warsaw. Last year at Bachelors in Economics. Gonna try some other stuff later. Economics is totally not for me

Would poland take christian, west-european refugees in a few years?

If for some reason fighting in militia would be a suicide mission with no effect, would poland take west-european refugees?

Also, thanks for being so based.

If you're white, you're welcome...

Try something in Czech Republic or Germany, that,s what I'd do...

If until the Poland wouldn't be a poor shithole due to our goverment, then sure.

Another user but I studied there... Ukfag but did 6-years in their vet department, had a good time.

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Was thinking about going to either germany or scottland. Czechs are fine but i would laugh myself up hearing them

I get it, they're language is fucking hilarious! But they are good people, girls are nice and the beer is cheap and good..

Also it wouldn't be so hard to communicate, but i have no idea what i could do there,

Not like i have an idea what to do here...

I am a 1.93cm tall Dutch male, white like milk. I have looked into my family history which goes back (traceable) till 1670 or so, all Dutch. Before 1670 or so we haven't found any reliable documents to count on.

Why poor? Its not that I would come for benefits. Just work hard and be happy with what that work gives you. I cant settle for much less if that means I can speak my opinion and be surrounded by like-minded people.

What is the largest church denomination? A quick search told me Catholicism. Is that correct?

Unrelated question, I am planning my holiday for the summer and I have a few viable options, one of them being Poland. Any recommendations of regions or sites that give a good impression of Polish culture?

Also, how are the large cities in Poland? Whenever I am in a West-European country I always try to not visit the larger cities as they are all the same, multicultural shitfest.