Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style

Shinoa claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=9t9zg0oeIKw
youtube.com/watch?v=_RrA-R5VHQs
youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4
youtu.be/oFHixodeO8w
youtube.com/watch?v=lTWIC_uBtsE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Megumin claimed~

Best type moon claimed

Apply noose

Kud claimed

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Obligatory claim.

>naps are NOT a good idea
That's just your opinion, man.

Kyouko claimed.

>burp

>Mafuyu claimed and also out forever of these threads

Chie Arai claimed

>Deyum, you sound busy.
That's the idea of exam season yes.
>Listening to anything?
Watching some local documentaries in the background.
>naps are NOT a good idea
Incorrect

Afternoon naps linked to increased risk of heart disease

>prub

>Sup Forums
>/d/
Pick one. Not Sup Forums.

Eu claimed~

I actually thought about making that joke but I decided not to.

Oh hi Eu, good to see you.
How are you doing?

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Newfag, can't even Get the fuck out

thank you for adding me to the picture, Eu.
Did you mean to add two karens? One for brazil?

It's a meme here. Don't remember the origin though, handy-dandy

That's scary

Hi

Thanks, smug, I'll run until my lungs and heart give up.

You could beat them. All of them.

[motivation intensifies]
Thanks bestbro, it means a lot.

>boxing against black people
That is something I wouldn't do.

I did not expect so much encouragement! Thanks a lot!

You are here forever

DON'T CRY TO ME
IF YOU LOVED ME
YOU WOULD BE HERE WIIITH ME

>mhw
>imminent death by heart failure

Nice, Documentaries are great.

"Beat" you to it, heh.

youtube.com/watch?v=9t9zg0oeIKw

>You could beat them. All of them.
Nah, I can't do more than 10km without my hip killing me. I really need to get some new boots but that's more money.

Sanya Claimed

Akiko claimed

>smug claiming pic

>That is something I wouldn't do.
That's something I regret doing
Also don't forget to not let the nips bleed~

Good to see you too friend~!
Eu is doing great, how about you~?

You're welcome friend and Eu did indeed~

Hello friend, how are you~?

Hello hand-kun~
How have you been~?

Hello Sanya~

Hey Sanya
What are you up to?

AKO CLAIM

>mhw
I fucking lost it for some reason

A gif for ants?

mega meme super team

Hey Eu thanks for including me in the pic
I've been having a great time here and it's a shame we don't see Eu more often

do you talk about yourself in the third person?

ecks dee

Heyo, Eu.

I've been doing fine, just relaxing while listening to some music. How about you?

Kek, glad you like it.

>Evanescence
Now you are doing it the right way

youtube.com/watch?v=_RrA-R5VHQs

Being a runner is more expensive than one would expect.

>something I regret doing
I can imagine why
>nips
True, I'll be very careful, I don't want the newspapers to have a picture of me and the headline "The bleeding nips runner wins"

Told you you are here forever. Nice to see you again.

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I'm doing good aswell, thanks for asking!

Hi Sanya.

That's a pretty small gif.

seckz d xDDDDD11!!1!!!1!!!1

Did you say small gif?

Got this bro!

Doing fine. Semester ended and I'm playing arkham knight. What's up?

Thats a tiny gif. Not hating or anything

Hello there fellow lefty

Never seen EU's show but it might be to stay in character?

Hello Hello Friend~
No problem and its great that you're enjoying yourself here~
Yeah, Eu should really focus more on coming here~

D..doesn't everyone~?

Eu has been doing great, just been really busy with studying and exams, only 3 left to go~!

Its good to hear you're doing well friend~

>Being a runner is more expensive than one would expect.
And I don't like it, though I'm happy because I found a very good park to run in.

That gif triggers me.

That's one cute waifu you got there~
>The bleeding nips runner wins
That would be pretty awesome tho
You'd become a celebrity!

>

What's poppin

Hey Eu

Heyo Syndra, im probably going to listen some music and try and enjoy myself before im heading to Sauna.

Hey kyouko

"Proud white runner with bleeding nips leaves Kenyan contingent in tears after clean sweep of medals"

Dio-sama...

>Be me
>Suddenly decide to paly heroes of the storm
>Pick Leoric
>Queue for a few minutes
>find match
>match starts
>go in lane with abathur
>Shitty old laptop crashes
>takes 8 minutes to finally re-open the laptop and re-enter the match
>have to wait another 8 minutes because Hots has a retarded rejoin system
>rejoin match
>everyone tells me to go fuck myself
>match ends in less than a minute with us losing
>get xp and gold for the match
>rate the hero you've just played
>5/5 stars

Thats good to hear~
Nothing much is up really~

Ara Ara~ Why thank friend~!
Megumin is super duper cute too~

How are you doing Sanya~?

You're welcome Bestbro.
Yup you did, remember though you're not allowed to die.

seriously end your life in a very painful way
oh right
of course!
Karen does as well!

>listen some music
What are you listening to?
>Sauna
Ahh, sauna is always great.

Ako claimed

Eheh thank you friend!
How's Eu's day coming along~?

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Pussy one day ;_;

Taking a break right now, friend?

Never seen Karen's show either

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There's a special spot reserved in hell for people who post gifs like that. I've played Atari games with more data than that.

Good, good~ Nothing special but good.

>What are you listening to?
This at the moment
youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4

>Ahh, sauna is always great.
Indeed it is, feels rewarding after a day spent outside~

And here I am, paying for a gym membership. I should go to Denmark.

I'd rather be a celebrity with a cooler name, if I can choose.

Screencapping that, so I can show it to the newspapers. I want every headline to be like that.

Welcome, Ako

youtu.be/oFHixodeO8w

>pussy one day
i cry ;-;
im about to watch Civil War

Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?

>Let's get Skyrim to work attempt #37 today.


Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, bleach, mojito, Syndra Cream, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.

Not enough sleep. Dying. Tired.
>rattle
How are you two?

I just watched that shit mang.

>song
kek
Do your homework.
>Did somebody say.....
no.

fuck I have one minute
RIP

how good was it

>818 B
I'm not even angry, that's impressive.

I've been looking for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=lTWIC_uBtsE

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hell awaits you
>Kin Iro Mosaic

>

I salute you

Same as usual, Neo.
How's your day going? You are having problems with Skyrim, I see.

Cool people don't chose their names~

>

Sorry lol

Hi tats

Aw lucky I haven't seen it yet!

Got bun flAvira?

Thanks

Oh

My waifu is colourfag

Was it good? Still have to watch it.
Also hi.

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>Oh shit they are on to us

Late claw claim

Make me.

Decent, I only watched it cause I saw Spiderman in the trailer, better than Batman vs Superman that's for damn certain.

I have already watched this. Not fresh enough meme for me.

BP is really good. The hooks are just amazing, almost like TMS, plus the album has a Jenny Death feel to it.

Hi, Ms P.

fine, not dying yet
>rattle
no
THE CLAWWWW
how are you?

Wow

>just a quick hello
> ~

Bun...? Like hot cross buns?

Double scoop of [lemon] coming right up.

> having problems with Skyrim
Mhm, TenTen convinced me to start playing Skrum again. I downloaded too many mods then everything went wrong. About 18 seconds ago I figured out which mod was causing the crash.

>hooray for Neo.

kill yourself sandra

>

>Ms P
Did he die?

>still larger than Smug
Good job.
>And here I am, paying for a gym membership. I should go to Denmark.
You should, though I'm thinking of getting a gym membership, if only to train something other than running.

Doing good Shizuru. Pretty tired myself actually. Did you have to get up early or just couldn't sleep?

Funniest part is people thinking Sup Forums was ever great and that somehow removing those threads would make the other shit threads better

It's ok, smug

Stay in the other thread.

I think he was arrested at some point.

Hello to you too~

Fufufu~ Karen a cute~

Eus day is going well, its just way to warm so Eu is slowly melting away~

Of course Eu is going to call you friend~

Hmmm~ Well its good to hear you are doing well Sanya~

late claim hello

I think that's going to be my assumption whenever someone dissapears now.

Grounded.
Again.
Go back to erp
You did so well there~