Ask someone "forever alone" enough to buy this anything

Ask someone "forever alone" enough to buy this anything.

Holy fuck, those tits look weird

is it worth?

Is this actually better than fapping?

I bet if you just spent a month lifting and doing light cardio and not jerking off to porn everyday you'd have enough courage to put yourself out there bud. Everyone's alone in the world man and you're not that far gone, some one would for sure want your dick.

different feeling. I've tried fleshlights too, it's kinda the same.
depends on what you search. Probably not.

i wish i had your life. real girls are dumb, but i have sex often enough to be scared to get caught with one of these in my closet or under my bed.

how old are you?

been there, done that. I'm just not the kind of man women want to have sex with.

Just ask him out already.

how do you order something like this without your mom finding it?

I have a place for it. just in case.
29.

I've been married and I own one of these.

True story.

I'm old enough, daddy.

They are. But strangely they're comfortable.

post a pic of it op, i dont believe u actually own one

>29.
When do you turn 30?

I'm 30 now and foreveralone also, I got bad news about the magic powers...

wish I could, but I'm not home today.
>inb4 pics or it didn't happen
>inb4 pics of me fucking this thing. I won't.

In five months. And I didn't have to wait so long. Knew it a long ago.

How weird are you?

I'm not even extremely weird. I'm clean, hygienic, have a good job, etc. etc.. I'm just extremely scared of social situations and tend to stay alone.

Well, I do have "friends". Though I can act sometimes a way that makes they think I'm a monster or a robot.
I'm kinda clean, my job pays well.
I'm introverted, fear of conflicts, the whole thing.

These suck because you're essentially jerking off still. Now these bad boys right here is where it's at since you can fuck it.

Yes. That's why it's not the best sextoy. The advantage of the torso over the bubble butt is that I can pretend I'm sleeping with a woman.

Yeah, we're similar people. Good luck man, maybe it will get easier for us.

Well, hope's the only thing I've left. Good luck to you too.

I bought one of those. First time I used it, lubed it and my dick up real good, stuck it in the pussy, then stuck it in the ass. As soon as I stuck it in the ass, the asshole ripped open and the whole fucking thing split apart.

Complete waste of money.

... It's size isn't nearly similar to a womans. It's more like sleeping with a child ... and nevermind.

>waste of money
So you didn't invoke the warranty and get it replaced since you just bought it since everything has defective products from time to time?

Or are you one of those people it didn't work the first time because of a defect that means the whole product is shit? Cuz thats like never eating someplace again just cuz the cook forgot to take the pickles off your burger, once.

Or a petite woman. But you're right on this one.
I haven't tried the asshole yet.

You'd better got lube. Tons of it. You can't fuck it properly without it.

And to be completely honest, I don't think my dick's big enough to rip it in two.

I ordered it online. In order to get it replaced, I would have to actually ship it back to the fucking place which brings up a whole slew of complications I didn't particularly want to deal with.

I would cut out those tits.

I did lube up like crazy, I'm not that big, but I'm very thick, so I'm used to having to use tons of lube.

Well, I wouldn't, they're (partly) why I bought it.

it kind of looks like the upper part of a quad-bike

>40
Yeah, never gets easier or better
By the time you hit my age your dick will only be useful by not getting piss on your shoes.
That is what you have to look forward to.

Just ordered a tenga egg, any experiences with it?
Seems pretty good for such a low price

Viagra faggot

Actually, I look forward to the prostitutes I will fuck.

worst sex toy company out there. if you want unrealistic foam filled toys, go with them

...

You had to develop the magic powers with all the time you didn't spend socializing, faget.

Yeah.
>Me: Hey Doc, can I get some Viagra?
>Dr: Sure! Are you sexually active?
>Me: No, I just need to to jerk off using a torso of a sex doll.
>Dr: ...?
What are a child? Even if you were 17, you would be able to do that.

There are other alternatives out there guys, just look beyond Amazon. Took me awhile saving up and after buying a couple other dolls I finally got something that makes me happy to come home from work every day.

Well, to be fair, it's much easier to fuck hookers if you don't live with your parents.

As I said, I'm 29. Couldn't understand you, what should I be able to do ?

And can't you lie to your doc ?

you mean this?

...

kek

hookers require condoms

sex with condoms sucks

No, that's not even appealing. Something more like this. Comes with all the accessories.

>implying Einstein wasn't married
>twice

even then there STDs you can get

i rather not

Holy shit this is like the optimus prime of sex dolls.

>implying you can't live in solitude while married
You've never been in a long term relationship, have you?

sauce plox

Even great men make mistakes.

Yes, but I've fucked a lot of hookers. Some of them, I would have put a condom even if they didn't ask.

She's worth it.

Well, once again, Sup Forums never fails to surprise me.

thats normal. soon someone will post the toddler sex dolls and get banned, just wait!

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dood, those saggy tits. What is this, a granny simulator?

Yes, as always. The doll in your pic is good. I went for the torso cos good dolls are still pretty expensive.

Yeah, except it costs 2-300 dollars. Fuck that. For something youll use once a month Indont think its worth it. And I spent like 300 bucks on toys like this.

remember takeshis castle? that doll just looks like takeshi!

the cheaper ones are around 2-3 thousand nowadays, but all big tit ones with overproportions

doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

Because the thread is full of old men? Its nasty if these old fucks want a doll that looks like a child. This is more suited to their needs. And I have all kinds because dolls are my fetish, I'm a public mannequin molester who has been arrested for lewd acts in public with a mannequin.

wat?

How much is a doll like that and where can I get it?

I won't judge you.

Like seriously man, what the fuck. Yeah I've seen those, no I've never stuck on your nasty threads on /gif/ or Sup Forums. Why would you even by those? Go out and get some skinny escort, they're way better and if you're not some cheap fuck they'll fake interest and love so well you eventually fall for them.

no idea and no idiea

Well, I do. Even if those dolls are for pleasure, I fucking wanna dick a nice woman, not some old saggy skank!

This thread was suprisingly civil and kind, have a good one sirs

i think you are thinking i am someone else, i never post in /gif/.

>Cuz thats like never eating someplace again just cuz the cook forgot to take the pickles off your burger, once.
You're a fucking moron.

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Top fucking kek

You aren't going to bring the hookers to your parents house. I am sure that you leave the house on your own & come back when you want. Just say that you are going to see a movie.
That was aimed at the dude who said he was looking forward to fucking hookers. As an adult, any of us have that option whenever we please. As a child, they would have to wait to be able to have that option.
Being sexually dysfunctional is sad on its own, using viagra just to jerk off is just pathetic.
>FREE ADVICE
Anyone afraid of getting arrested for soliciting sex? Just tell the woman that you want to walk over to a sex toy shop because you want to record her using it. If she gives you a price, she is a working girl, if she doesn't then she is a cop.

Sauce??

Still you're fapping on those whatyoucallthem dolls- hotglue dolls? Exactly the same shit those faggots on /gif/ post every day in their gay threads.

if you find one and more gifs, post em. i seriously lack content of that kind of dolls

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eh, I have a few onaholes and no fucks have been given.

So aimed at me. I'm sorry if you misunderstood me. I already have, and I'm thinking about the next ones in the future.

I'll do what I can user thanks

OP I'm in a similar place as you

I posted an ad on CL to eat out a girl with no reciprocation
Will that work?

i think you have some problem with your social status, why else would you target other people and think of them being lower than you, in whatever respect...

i don't mean pic related. i mean full body silicon rubber/elastic material

OP here. I did that too. It might work. Just be patient.

You're trying to damagecontrol too hard man. I'm not even attacking someone, I just wanna know what the fuck makes you guys to fuck those hotglue dolls. Like, I sincerely don't understand that.

Lifesize? Because you find minidolls on /gif/.

just think of your desire to have sex with a real girl. it's the same for us but replace real girl with 'doll'

that's pretty close to the reality

Well, it seems like having nobody to fuck on a regular basis can make you do strange things.

tried or owned? you dirty dirty scum

no, there are mini dolls made by just replacing the body but keeping hard plastic legs and arms and there are full elastic one piece small dolls

own. 3 of them exactly. And yes, I am one. Thanks for noticing.

What's the advantage of a doll over a real girl? Like, I'd never trade my girlfriend in for a doll made of silicon and whoknowswhat

dunno, can't compare as i lack the reference with a real girl