Just your daily reminder that a bear would kick the fucking shit out of a gorilla in a fight

Just your daily reminder that a bear would kick the fucking shit out of a gorilla in a fight.

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I don't think there's much on the land that could fuck up a big grizzly or polar bear upwithout getting rekt at the same time.

Hippo would destroy both at the same time.

No way, not on land. Anything get a hippo from behind, on top, it's fucked.

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A hippo would fuck a gorilla. A hippo and bear seem pretty matched.

There is no competition

Nature is horrifying

Image this wrapped round your bonce m8!

thast a baby hoppo tho
full size hippopotami are fucking hueg

also hrinoseroce and elephant

Silverback wins

Grizzly bear truly greatest result to get on animal quiz.

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polo bears are bigger than the brown ones

Well a blue whale would crush both of them with ease, so FUCK YOU nigger.

A couple of years ago i saw a documentation about this and they came to the result that the gorilla would win because he would knock the bear out immediately before he can even attack.

what about large corcerdile

That's only the ones that were exposed to Kung fu DVDs in a Chinese zoo.

GRIZZLY BEARS ARE MADE TO KILL SHIT. OTHER ANIMALS YOU COMPARE IT TO- ARE NOT.

GRIZZLIES WILL FUCK EVERY LAND ANIMAL UP EXCEPT A BULL ELEPHANT. THAT WOULD GO 50-50.

gorilla combo breaker (?)

nah elephent wolud win easily
you can not imagine the power

The muscles of a gorilla are much more dense (they can't even swim). A gorilla would surely win.

not if the gorilla goes full ape-shit on the bear

best thread in a long time

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dats fukd

I don't think muscle density matters when a bear swipes at it, the claws are fucking enormous

The silverback would win, but bearly

thats only a small one slatwater corcedile can be 6m long

>2nd amendment

EASILY?SURE NIGGER.

HERE IS A GRIZZLY HANDLING A 700 KG BULL MOOSE LIKE IT'S A SACK OF SHIT.

youtube.com/watch?v=tolJbFKJcQ0

Silver back would get bit and scratched and would get fukt by bear

Did you have a mild stroke halfway through typing out rhinoceros?

I really wanna watch this match-up played out. We need a show that answers these kind of problems.

HOW EXACTLY WILL THE SILVER BACK LAND A LETHAL BLOW ON A GRIZZLY YOU DUMB FUCK? THE ONLY THING TAT SCIENTIST HAVE EVALUATED THAT CAN PENETRATE THE GRIZZLY'S THICK NIGGER SKIN IS AN INTACT TUSK OF A BULL ELEPHANT.

how about rhino
it can make your riced civic do a fucking frontflip
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elephant>rhino>>>>>>>>>>bear>>>>>>>all other land animale

>700 KG
is nothing to an elephent they can weigh 6 tons

Are you retarded? A gorilla has superior strength, intellect, and mobility. A gorilla would utterly destroy a bear

>This nigga

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If I lived up there, you wouldn't catch me anywhere without a .44 wheelgun.

Grizzly bears just killing moose in your fucking front yard, jesus christ

Great thread well done op

Fuck your shit a bear is a predator. It is literally designed to kill things not eat fruit and throw its shit.

topkek

YEAH? AND GRIZZLY BEARS HERE THROW 2 TONS OF GARBAGE CONTAINERS IN THE STREET LIKE SACKS OF SHIT CAUSING TRAFFIC FATALITIES

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Oh no what's it gonna do claw the gorilla? It wouldn't even phase the gorillas thick hide. The only thing a bear could do is piss off the gorilla.

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Nigga wut, did you somehow miss the picture of a grizzly's paw that was posted here? That claw can rip apart cars, gorilla hide is baby shit compared to metal

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WHEN THERE IS FOOD AROUND GRIZZILY BEARS DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THEY BECOME A DANGER WHEN FOOD IS SCARCE AT THE END OF FALL OR BAD SALMON RUN. IF FED YOU CAN LITERALLY WALK WITHIN FEET OF THEM...IF FED.IF HUNGRY YOU BECOME FOOD.

those things look sinister as fuck to me

Damn it Carlos

>bear swings once at nigger
>slices open niggers jugular with 10in claws
>nigger tries to punch bear in the face
>nigger bleeds out
>tries to throw his shit one last time
>dies

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SOOOOOO ORIGNIAL

youtu.be/cNwri_KGQKA?t=9s

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? A BEAR OPENED UP MY TOYOTA TUNDRA LIKE A TIN CAN WITH IT'S CLAWS YOU DUMB FUCK. IT ABSOLUTELY TOTALED A BRAND NEW TUNDRA BECAUSE I FOOLISHLY FORGOT A TUNA SANDWICH IN MY TRUCK.

you call that paper thin shit most cars today are made out of "metal" ? nigra please

gtfo out of here troll

everyone knows gorilla hide can withstand glorious nippon steel

bear claws are nothing

THE GRIZZLY IS AS MUCH AS A NIGGER AS A GORILLA. BEARS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES.

You guys are so stupid one punch from a gorilla would kill a bear. Have you ever seen a gorilla rage out before? It could literally pick a bear up and snap it in half

YEAH TELL THAT TO MY 3 DAY OLD TUNDRA THAT BECAME A WRITE OFF WHEN A GRIZZLY WANTED A TUNA SANDWICH I LEFT INSIDE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? THEY ARE THE NIGGERS OF THE ANIMAL WORLD.

A polar bear would fuck up a grizzly bear.

Isn't a grizzly bear a lot more than the weight of a gorilla?
Also, while gorillas are my favorite of the great apes, they really are chill, and are really bad at fighting. I mean, even that whole charge thing is just ritual, they only are going to hurt you if you run.

My favorite primate in general are gibbons though.

TROLL

As usual, that which is white is superior.

Wadduuuuuuuuuuuuup

Hurr I can't refute his fact better call him a troll. A grizzly bear is nothing but a minor nuisance to a gorilla

>THAT BECAME A WRITE OFF WHEN A GRIZZLY WANTED A TUNA SANDWICH I LEFT INSIDE.
mfw you're lucky it didn't go after your girls' vagina

That's a baby hippo

My favourite primates are big titted human females.

Kek'd

>walk within feet of them
>all of my nope

Girlfriend? kek

Polar bears are huge!

IDIOT!!! The woman in the video clearly says that it was a moose calf.

Panther would win against bear.

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Apparently mother cougars can whoop a hungry grizzly

I've seen a housecat drive away a brown bear.

This is about (I assume) a full-on fight to the death.

Lmao bear didn't even try. Cougar couldn't do shit.

Good point

>maximum weight
>400kg+
>400 or more
>maximum
????

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Even this dude knows bears are the best

thats a tiger..

That's the average grizzly, but some can obviously become much larger than that

the bear is like -meh, not worth it

>riding bear-back

I would rape them both so fuck off

Obvious shop is obvious.
If pic was real Putin would be carrying bear.

>superior intellect
The main part superior intellect would play in fighting a grizzly bear is running the fuck away before it sees you

Largest land predator. Say no more.

more like the only thing "tat scientist" have evaluated that can get through your thick nigger skull is an intact tusk of a bull elephant.

Checked

Also this thread sparked a good discussion. Thanks, user.

Superior intellect don't mean shit.
A human with a big gun could fuck up a grizzly but gorillas can hardly manage spears.

I think a gorilla would win, they are aggressive as fuck, I've seen bears run from a cat.

Jack?

I see what you did there