26 yo kissless virgin here

26 yo kissless virgin here

Met an 18 year old guy online who lives within 5 miles and wants to meet up and suck my dick as well as letting me fuck his ass. Should I take it?

Just make sure he blows you before you get stabbed and robbed

if you're gay then yes but if you're straight and just that desperate I wouldn't. the second you bust your nut you'll regret it.

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Tits×tamp or gtfo

Wtf r u gay

I'm a dude

Ita a guy you absolutely fuckin peanut

If I were you OP I would get a burger or something, that shit you are talking about is gay

Absolutely. Nut deep in anus. Just remember to say no homo after

Well I dunno we have common interests, like he likes to jerk it to hentai so I thought we'd make good fuck/wank buddies. I don't care if it's gay or whatever, I'm probably bisexual anyway

You're not bi, you're just a kissless faggot. Man up

Then how come I can jerk it to gay porn?

>wank buddies
even if you're a faggot, that's pretty gay

Agreed

And if I do it, what will happen? Just regret or what?

Sauce 4 that beut

it should go without saying, op, but make sure you use a condom. And lube, of course.
Find out if he has lube and if he doesn't you're going to want to bring some - and bring condoms even if he says he has them.
Like others said, it's pretty likely that you'll regret it after you cum, but if you really feel like fucking and he's into it then it's not a big deal in the grand scheme of things.
The most important part is be safe: Lots of people, especially those so willing to hookup easily, are into risk and bareback - it's not worth it no matter how horny you are.

(Obviously if you knew him really well, or in a relationship, blah blah, but it sounds like it's just some dude).
If you are with it enough to use protection, go out and experiment and have fun. It's not like anyone will know but you and him.

>18 years old
this guy is probably mid 30's doubt he's 18 other than the sketchy rape go for it OP

I'm not you but I couldn't tell you exactly how you'd feel, but chances are that you'll feel nervous but excited since it all feels "naughty", then once his mouth is on your cock you'll get hard even if you aren't totally into it.
If you can stay hard and fuck him, it will feel really surreal but really good, you'll cum pretty fast, and then pretty much IMMEDIATELY you'll feel waves of regret and possibly shame. Maybe disgust.
You'll drive home with thoughts of "uh, i could have just jacked off at home and feel way less weird".
Then a day or two later you'll get horny enough to feel like trying it again since it's really fucking easy to fuck a dude.

You chose to get fucked by a guy because you are too lazy/insecure to get a girl?
What a fucking generation.

Just be safe and have fun!

Well the question is OP, are you a homo or not?

If you are gay feel free to be raped by some 45yo psycho

Lol getting the feel that only Americans have this problem with 45 year old rapists.. I'm not from the US.

Dam son tht is Gay af

Why not just fuck a hooker

We already shared body pictures and stuff.. the guy is legit..

Because fucking a hooker costs money and is dishonest, in my case we'd both be having fun

You'll regret it...and want to kill yourself

OP is a faggot

Until its pussy or he fucks your ass, you're still a virgin. FAGGOT!

Thanks Reddit, you've convinced me not to do it. You should be proud, now you may resume fapping to trap and shemale pron.

Dishonest? Wtf are you talking about. Anything you would be doing has a cost. I rather pay money and have a healthy conscious pay with my self respect pay for it by feeling like I should kill myself for a pathetic perverse way of feeling wanted and short sexual release

fuckin loled

You're a waste of semen, bitch

This

pretty sure im that guy OP, can you just tell me where so we can do this

Topkek
I hope this is true

Source please

of course it's true.. fucking moron

Kys