Trips decide what I tell my crush

Trips decide what I tell my crush

allahu snackbar

You're alright , don't go to school tomorrow

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

I value you as a friend.

OP here. I'm fucking rollin for that

I'm a weak little faggot who asked a website what to say to you, based on a roll of the proverbial dice.
This is what I got.

Roll

I'm gonna kill, eat and rape you but not in that order

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Hey, I like you. Lets go for lunch on Wednesday? I know a great place.

rollan for this

you will always be my best friend

This is perfect

Come over and eat the crusty shit out of my arse crack

you don't need trips. This is an actual decent one.

This is true as well. Come on, man. Just talk to her. Chicks dig confidence.

so fucking close

im in love with your dad

small problem.. She already knows I like her

"Listen, Jennifer, I am deeply, madly, in love with you. I know you may not like me. But there is hope, hope that keeps me awake at night, that you may like me back. I want nothing more on this planet than to be with you. I care about you immensely. I will carry your heart with me, I am never without it."

uhm no ask for fucking nudes you bitch

how much will $10 get me

wanna fuck?

Netflix and chill?

DING DING DING, OOST RESULTS OP

you ever seen a micropenis........would you like to?

WINRAR

This.

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Hey, I really don't know how to say this but here goes... I think you're the cutest girl ever. Will you suck my dick?

hey got a question........do you have any nudes of your mom?

learn what trips are
rolling for "hey, you seem like a great person and i'd like to get to know you more, can i take you out to dinner?"

do you like dogs?

I want to crush your puss.

How many fingers can you fit in your ass RIGHT NOW?

yo baby yo baby yo.....you ever had your pussy ate buy a fat kid in a coat ?

This

ill eat your ass like a nigger eats chicken at a all you cant eat KFC

Kill yourself slut

HahHa gib poosay

How does she feel about it?

Tell him the truth. Tell him that you love him in ways that only a submissive can understand and that you want to be his personal cum dumpster for as long as he will have you.

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I'm gonna sell you to nigger cocks tomorrow, meet up at my house.

I like big black cocks.

wasted on feels.

SWEET QUADS M8

I'm gay

Think she hates me but acts like she doesn't

roll

dirty slut im going to rape your pet

"I'm dumping you, fuck you, you submissive little bitch with non-crunchy nipples and ugly pussyhead"

No that's your mom.

rollerino

send her some damien rice's song

Send her Rootless tree.

I hate niggers and women. Don't go to school tomorrow. I still like you.

I love you, sugar booger.

Might not have much of a chance if you think she hates you, man. Does she hate you because you're a creep, or are you an asshole, or what?

I think i have a crush on your friend

Hates me because I've liked her for a long time and is annoyed by it

i only date black chicks, fuck off

Maybe you could suck me off some time?

I've liked you for a while now, and I think you're really beautiful, so I wanted to ask you if you ever wanted to meet up, just to get to know each other better. I can understand if you don't want to.

Roll

can you come help me? im stuck inside my car and the keys are outside

(when she comes, give her a kiss on the cheek for her help)

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How have you annoyed her with it?

I love you...wanna fuck...

Ill shiv you with my dick you dirty hoe, btw for real mom, i think we should tell dad about us.
And then in another one say ops sorry wrong person

drunk calling her.. otherwise I don't know how I could have annoyed her

call her a tit sucker in bowl of cum kissing fishes

eh... you may not want to keep pestering her then. It might be okay if you ask something simple, like but don't go overboard. She's already annoyed.

roll

I'm sure it won't work but thanks anyway user

Roll

No problem. post results if you act

rid me all nite bb

Winrar

you'll have to speak to her in person and then flirt with her after that you ask her out or you'll be a fag forever

reroll

rereroll

Keep rolling

Rerolling for this.

reroll

so close
reroll

I'm a filthy beaner

I have a crush on you

can i be your daddy

Rolling for this.

lemme put by tounguer in ur bummer

reroll

I've got $27.32 in a change jar. What will that get me?

reroll x2

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Why haven't we fucked yet?

roll

roll

sudo apt-get install trips

I've decided to let you go. Have a good life.

Trops