LEAVE CHOKING TO ME

LEAVE CHOKING TO ME

>choking
That implies that he's good and just underperformed. He is just plain shit and played to his level.

PROFESSIONAL CHOKING SKILLS

PRESENTED BY: DUTCH "NATION"

this tbqh. Would've been very surprised if this shitter scored against the GOATkeeper

>mfw United sign him for £60 million and loan out Rashford, effectively ending his career as an elite level player

How is it his fault that he got only once chance on goal?

Yes he's shit and he blew it. But wilmots game plan made the most talented team look terrible. Explain to me how a team with kdb and hazard provides lukaku with one shot on goal?

His second half miss is already legendary
how does this guy score 20+ league goals every year?

this
zlatan was equally shit/non-existent today, how did he score 50+ goals every year?

pro-tip: it's because they play for shit-tier countries

it's why no argument which consists of "BUT HE DIDN'T PERFORM IN THE WORLD CUP!!!" will never, ever be valid ever

Literally how does this guy score 15+ goals every year?

>epl defence

LEAVE SOME CHOKING FOR ME TOO

I don't see Everton forcing players into uncomfortable positions unlike wilmots does?

Do you see conte playing de Rossi as a winger? No, he puts players into positions they can thrive in. Lukaku needs service and that cant happen when this inbred fuck plays fellani at all. Let alone in the #10 position.

1000 lashes for wilmots

Zlatan has SOME good performances for the NT tho
Lukaku literally misses open goals, plus he plays for a shit club team too

DON'T WORRY GUYZ, WE GOT THIS

nigger eden did play well

I seriously don't remember him doing much at all

he was actually the best player on the pitch
KdB was shite tho, so was Lukaku

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These kids look like the result of severe inbreeding.

this desu

>implying mou rates lukaku

To be fair, he had a rough start but did turn it on eventually