ITT:
Bad descriptions of video games.
Rules:
No more than 14 words because fuck you.
Also, greentext.
If someone guesses yours, you lose. Whatever this means.
Let's go
> constantly change make-up and outfit
> blow up guy in a wheelchair
> that cleavage
bumping just once because fuck you
> run fast
> furry porn
> Worst game ever
Sonic
> also fight with instruments
> grill some steaks
> pet a pig
>This game is awersome
>I love this game
>Flowey is the dead son of toriel and asgore
I have a gud one.
>15 meter test
>dat music
>only normies left running
>little grill tries to fuck you up
>oh shit nigga a cannibal
>considered one of the best games out there
Disqualified for breaking rule #1.
Dead Island?
bump
>considered one of the best games out there
Nigga no.
Sorry i didnt notice it
>Shit tier trailer
>Same Shit as Last Year
>Dislikes
bumperino
bioshock?
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
Topkek
Mother 3/Earthbound
Bioshock
Nope
>figurines
>only neet beta autists actually play it
>heresy
No BF1
Bioshock
God damn. No!
Warhammer
You guys are retards.
Last of us
Super Smash Brothers
No. Not a zombie apocalypse. Has to do with paranormal.
LOL of course
Next.
>nigger
>tentacles and claws
>kill science man on rooftop to win
Fear?
Oh, then fear3
I kekd
cod?
Correct Anons
Dead Island
Prototype
>tfw never even played it
>mediocre tier
>has run its course
>srsly, 13 expansions?
>another one on the way? Really?
>You wake up
>You don't remember anything
>You have a magic hand
Wow?
That uncle game forgot thw name
Nope
Tip:
Pic gives it away.
Final fantasy
I don't know what you are talking about, but no.
LOL. Gj.
Next
>autistic cellphone batmanfag somehow manages to not get arrested
>boss not even 5 minutes into the game
>trolled by the creators
>why is this so hard
LOL no, but totally qualifies.
Yup. Warcraft.
Portal?
Watchdogs. Getting all of your questions right now.
Dark souls. Git gud.
Dark souls.
It isn't that hard
Demons Souls. Because you wanna be different and not say Dark Souls.
Here's a hard one.
>It's Legend of Zelda
>little autistic kids record videos of this game
>cringeworthy song parodies
Super mario maker ?
NINTENDOGS FOR
THE SEGA PLAYSTATION
>run fast
>change armor
>become demon
LOL. Ok
Next
>parkour in fps mode
>not fun at all
>lens flare: the video game
Fnaf. Those parodies piss me off.
Minecraft
>go to work
>do work
>unforeseen consequences
MH4U
Minecamft
Minecraft?
Nope, is a rpg
Mirrors edge.
Paper mario
Uncharted as a whole. Fuck that game
Kekd hard
MGS3 fucking obviously
You forgot the not fun qualifier
Nope. I really don't expect anyone to get it
winrars
Correcto mundo
I'm impressed
>young thief
>old homo rapist
>steal jungle beaner shit
>shitty online, not worth it
>latino
>blow shit up
>people now like you
>get matched with russians
>hate russians
>cant play cuz left, cuz of russians
Gj.
Next
>get a big fucking scythe
>be Irish
>confusing story about demons that makes no sense
Call of Duty?
Just Cause
Just cause
>all of them
Temple run
Darksiders
Cs go
HALO 5 LEGENDS
Eve online
Dont fuck with russian on eve
Lmfao
Dante's inferno
Csgo
>jump people like a nigger
>steal like a nigger
>be a nigger
War Thunder, tovarich
petting the pig just right or else it runs form you. Il never forget how sad I felt when I showed my affection only to have it run away
San Andreas
Snek eater
GTA
Missed this one.
Hint: 1990s game
Shrooms everywhere
So high fireflies talk
Friend is a beaver
yep
This is a joke right? like a stab at how BAD Halo5 is right?
Blood money
>considered one of the best games out there
>bioshock
Retards.
Mario in the world of lsd shrooms
Yup.