Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

>claim waifu/husbando
>one claim per user
>post pics and discuss things
>lewdness and rp to a minimum please
>the rest of the rules

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Dio-sama...

Sanya Claimed

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Become an hero today!

Megumin claimed~

It sucks, right? ;-;

ay yo

>Fubuki claimed

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>I think he's gone.

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Wafu Waifu claimed

Oh okay! Is it worth playing then?

Yup! It was pretty fun
>ah here's the hotel, ladies first~

Aww that sounds so cute! I should try that

Heh, I'd rather have that booty

M.. Maybe we could hold hands

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Yui best booty hirasawa claimed

Akiko claimed

You really like this image.

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we lewd now

Very nice, thanks for sharing!

It's hard as shit. It's always going to be easier to resist change than to initiate it. I can tell you what I did but honestly it is something you have to want to do or you'll end up back where you were before.

Also yes, these guys are fucking amazing. I'm promptly going to share this with my friends next time I see them, kek.

Only this half of the picture?

Milinda claim
>Fuck Military Wifi Edition...
>Still cant post pics... :/

kagami claimed!!!
>megumin is the best mage and top cutie
i know....why does it have to be so delicious....
i blame commies
skeleton for life!

>we lewd now
no.
we cat now.
like actual cat.

Les quería responder a ustedes, pero no quería interrumpir su conversación. Holas, ¿e dónde son?

Damn, you're too sweet, you're going to give me diabetes
>hugs, but dies cuz too sweet to me
But I'll try! I swear.

Holy fuck the edge. Okay, whatevs, enjoy the thread.

Hmm, yeah, I get it. It is truly hard to have someone you want to be with not share your feelings, or have different ones. It's happened to me a fair share of times. However, isn't she your next door neighbor? Why not asking her out? You're nice, you could do it

Not a thumbnail, just a really small image lol
I'm studying engineering, and still live with my parents (I'm 18). But they're stressing me about the fact that they'll mostly support me only if I study and do well... so, yeah.
What about you?

Someone else plays osu here lol, how are you?

Ako claimed
Satan edition.

does anyone here actually work out?

lewd eh take my fav

Tenryuu claimed

Civ 4 is best Civ

It looks badass as fuck. I love it.

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>ALL the homo
A POOR CRAFTSMAN BLAMES HIS TOOLS DIO
kek
done being an infidel?
agree

Better be careful with that hotel room business~

>I'd rather have that booty
Can't blame you bud
Goddamn now I gotta draw her with that outfit

Okay, just for you.

But I don't have an actual cat.

SO MUCH HOMO

>Tsuyu

I wish mine didn't move out ;-;
>but we're both ladies..
Damn commies!

Yeah it does

does anyone ever just you know take what someone says with out saying oooooedge plz tell me what is so edgy

I'm fine, how about you?

>Trips confirm
Did you succeed in avoiding fast-food?

She's off doing medical work in South America now. We're both adults, I think the ship sailed on us having a relationship years ago.

A cat is fine too.

Say that to the homeless man who was tasked with straightening a blade. A wooden stick wont get him very far.

We /booty/ now

W.. Well we wouldn't want that!
>tight hugs
You better! You're gonna get a good grade, I bet!

Thank you Dio

Hehe~
We're using different beds, don't worry!
>you're the only one I'd sleep with Legs > Tits > Anything else

Aww that sucks.
>o... Oh well.. You first~

No I JUST heated up some dominos ;-;

Im not sure. Really depends on what you like tbh

also
dont hold hands

Interrumpe sin problema, entre hispanohablantes tenemos que entendernos, yo soy español, Ruri es de un país con la bendera parecida a la de Texas. ¿Y tú?

Who is the edgiest user ?

Get good.
A cow is fine too.

y'know...im starting to think commies are actually aliens in disguise....

Syndra

I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a version of it, there are so many artists doing it.

Hey!

I may or may not be getting unwanted emotions for a 14 year old character.

NO LEWDS PLEASE LETS KEEP THIS THREAD ON TRACK FUCCBOIS
why do you have this saved and why did I laugh
>But they're stressing me about the fact they'll mostly support me only if I study and do well
fucking same. I feel you dude that kind of pressure is just garbage
my parents are in saudi arabia and I'm studying business in lebanon right now cause psych in the middle east is a no-go
Good on you for going for a stem major though. should pay off in the end at least. I'm not smart enough for that stuff unfortunately :(
Where do you live?
also how long have you been posting? oldfag that just came back or new?
that's a good point
I noticed your claim, friend

Claimed
>what have I walk into

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>still not asking for it
Not a bad booty

ah, leichter Kreuzer,
betrunkene Erika meldet sich, kein Bild da Ich den Thread nicht mit meinen Kausalspam vollmüllen will...
wie geht es dir denn so? Hier war es heute der Woche ungewöhnlich kalt.

I'm really trying. I replaced cigarettes with chewing gum, listening to music all day, to listening and exercising all day and shitty microwaves dinners with salads.

It feels good when I don't want to kill myself.

So, I'm kinda stuck on this one thing here.

Do I go down the street or across the road?

GOD DAMNIT GUYS

Mine isn't lewd, it's cute, learn the difference :^)

It's ok, it happens.

Cows are always fine.

Calm down, thats not even 1lewd.

Claimed

I'll give it a chance, considering I got it for free

Syndra

O.. Oh okay sure!

Thanks again Dio

Yeah it's pretty nice

what is with people and assuming people are just being edgey what if they mean it maybe i does not sound edge to them?

all right :(

I think I'm in love with Prinz's booty. I've never been more sure of anything my entire life.

>kud

I STILL HAVEN'T POSTED MY FAVORITE BOOTY PIC BUT OK KAREN YOU WIN, I'LL WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME

Right!?
>Thank you
>I see that froggo is getting jealous
Goddammit man ;-;
Every bad thing that ha penned in the world is because of aliens!

youtu.be/KcOOQi5JL-0

>checked
I guess
The Gods seemed to have mercy on me, they made my mom fall asleep halfawy through so I could bail. No way I was gonna atch the rest of that shit. It was pretty cringey but not as cringey as most years
I'm back on my pc and I'm only half drunk
It's good to be back

I know, I know~~
>Muah

across the road for attention
down the street for the end of the ride
point
also a point
sorry friends but this devolves into shitposting fast

Temperaturmäßig alles im okay-Bereich hier im Norden, nur regnet es wie Sau...

Naja, da ist wohl mal wieder Alk im Spiel.
Geht mir ganz gut, kann mich nicht beschweren. Wie läuft es so an der anderen Front?

Down the road, across the street, over the bridge and under the fence

They can wear whatever they want bud,

Karen looks surprisingly good with a fang.
>It's ok, it happens.
I guess... and her age isn't even specified so I will believe she is a bit older than that.

What did you miss about me?

>Forgot to say that I'm the osu player.

>Fubuki

>claiming yume

Obligatory claim.

I also speak a language.

claimed

you're right!!!! we have to take to the stars!!!!
>how bad did your waifu empire make it anyways??

Everything, beautiful~

Would be appreciated.

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not Sup Forums, This is /Waifu/
>have fun

Isn't Sup Forums just shit posting and that's it?

Yeah, maybe one will open soon!
>Yeah, we might have to stop, I don't want Froggo mad at me

>cuddles up with
>quick kiss
>whatever sound a kiss makes

Tiešām ?каком?

>no RP of any kind
T.. That means no hugs, Ruri.

Studium läuft,
alk ist immer im Spiel wenn Ich hier was schreibe, ansonsten nutze Ich die Zeit nämlich produktiv, bin nicht wirklich multi-tasking-kompatibel genug um zu arbeiten und hier zu posten.
Ansonsten hab Ich nichts zu vermelden, außer, dass Stellaris eines der besten (oh, was für ein großes Merkmal) Paradox Interactive Spiele ist. Solltest du an Spielen wie EU IV oder HoI 3 Interesse haben (in dieser Reihenfolge), würde Ich dir den Kauf zu reduziertem Preis empfehelen.

It's not like you greet me anymore anyways.

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Thats the best part.

I think posting booty is more closely defined as "shitter-posting", but like I said, I'll just save it for next time.

Good to see you didn't die from that shit

The gum thing was really helpful to me. Also, don't try to quit all at once. Just try smoking one less cigarette each day, or just not smoking every time you get the urge. Winning those little battles is a big confidence boost.

of that rule*

>bad
i meant far...fuck

keks, you're gonna have to take over soon I'm falling asleep
I like that one guy from 2009 I think, dancing lasha timbai or something
totally not gay for you hand bro
whats up
yui please :(
it's actually worrying how nice the fang looks
kek was waiting for someone to post those again so I could save, ty.
see desu desu

Search it up

Fine for the time being, finished studying. What rank are you and what modes do you play?

Ah, damn, that really sucks. Give her a call maybe? Otherwise, wait for her to return and take her out or something!

Aaaaahhgh the sweetness, it's taking over me
>dies while hugging
Are you this sweet irl?

Oh, entonces interrumpo. Yo soy uruguayo, ¡un gusto!

Yeah, it really does suck, but I can't blame them, to be honest, they're right...
I wanted to do a stem major because I have a huge crush on videogames (of course) and I'd like to develop some of my own at some point in life. I'm not really smart, but I try. I do hope it pays off, but I do it mostly because I like it
Eh... I don't know. I first visited the site around 2005 - 2006, and although I'd get into it frequently, I got bored of it and erased it from my existance, but I came back to it in around 2013, where I started to visit the site almost daily. I can't really say I'm either new or old, just in between, I guess? You?

I knew already, don't worry.

Sorry about not responding earlier, I went to go do other things.

English.

Tsuyu

>yui please :(
Shit aint me

My waifu empire is still going~ But my glorious Aryan Empire died with 4 colonies and 6 slaves planets..
Don't you get jealous when Froggo flirt with Homu?

Lame.

Osu?

Still get the shakes from them but they feel safe and scratch all over their ears. They love it. Make that "Oh gawd right there" face

Yes. We want to make it. Some of us are in the military you know and other just enjoy a good exercise

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We lewd now?

Τέλεια, και εγω το ίδιο, σε καλοσορίζω στο γρουπ με ανοιχτές ανγκάλες.