/balt/ + /ausnz/

me and the lads edition

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i'll do, later

3rd for Lauris Reiniks

homo

Me in far right

cringe

Do it.

you too

>What Lithuania has
>Superior German military equipment
>What Estonia has
>Some Jewish and Swedish crap

what about latvia?

latvia has tripfags

Superior german, british AND american equipment

Latvia has submarines

>go for a small nap
>sleep for 14 hours

wtf??

www theguardian com/media/gallery/2015/jun/04/lithuanian-conscripts-in-pictures

2017 goals: help unmerge balt and ausnz

did you take any illicit substances the evening before

>those
>conscripts
proofs needed

>Be Estonian
>Have Finland that makes rifles
>Buy from the Jews
?

Ironically jews made better rifles for cheaper

Shhhh KGB has ears everywhere

>tfw you will never see mighty zeppelins lumber over Riga casting shadows over entire city blocks

Why live, /balt/?

>Be Finland
>Go to Estonia to buy alcohol
!

Couple of beers. that's about it.

>What Estonia has

34 America M1 Abrabs tanks

Honestly, I'm just trying to be honest here 2bh.

Did you get the kind with the DU armor, or the export kind with none?

will be a nice addition to the imperial invasion force

this

What crap of ours do they even use?

What's the point of having all this military equipment if Russia can invade the Baltics in 36 hours anyway?

youtube.com/watch?v=FtqtUOmSPLA
my gf in the video

More like 3 hours lmao

Dont know exactly

to act tuff on the internet

what would happen if I put my benis on it

idk

just chilling with the lads

Your city aint got no gangs

:/

give us back our rightful future, russia

To show Russian shits we wont go down without a fight

it does
those gangs sell drugs to underage kids

all the serious ones were cleaned out in the 90s

>boasting about the tanks that american forces took with them

so? we had them before they rotated

>look up who uses AK4
>us
>latvia
>estonia
Hmm

>China can overrun australia in matter of MINUTES
>you can kill 99.99% of aussies with 2 (two) bombs

only a part of the national guard uses it, others only use it for training

Don't use it, buy better gear, don't ever buy swedish stuff

Thought about zeppelins needing to make a return today while sitting in a traffic jam.

Basically took this model's pics and made a fake profile
Only got 1 match and it's been a while (I've been liking every profile) so I'm confused

Is any old soviet military equipment still used in the Baltics?

Too generic and profile says nothing special about you, girls will swipe off you.

the dudes small af lmao

yeah but u dont have a nuke lmao

Our main rifle is the G36 and the AK4 is about to be replaced completely. Our youth guard uses it for training

>They don't have pzh 2000
How can you even live with yourself?

only important post in this itt

What's not generic?

we get the cheaper american ones, forgot the model

72 30 minutes in 36h
Have you thought about that?

Since you don't want to show us your profile and such, I suggest best way for you to get more attention is by looking at what other guys have in their profile and accumulate as much info you can and process that down so you know how to structure yours for best result.

>they don't gave boxer afv's

something that would make a girl interested even without the dude you think is attractive as the pic

Easteronians haha

Checked profiles of other guys yestersday, they all had really short descriptions as well and pics that looked worse than the guy in my pic

For example?

Funny thing is that 95% of Russians in Estonia do not want to be part of Russia and 68% would fight against Russia

make it up yourself dumbass
the fact you made a fake tinder just to get approval just proves that you dont deserve a gf

I mean don't check for profiles with similar style as your "fake" profile.

>shirtless pic
there's your problem

>t. Russian

also thats why theyre still on tinder retard
jeez
are virgins really this retarded????

go home igor

I'm desperate ok

Don't understand

Thought tinder was for.norms

wonder what would happen to him if I cut a vein on his hand with paper

I need the internet more than the Baltic people need the internet.

tinder WAS for easy fucks, but now all the dumb virgins are "looking for living a relationship"

The first one has already happened though.

>Don't understand
Look at normal guy profiles instead of half naked men with almost no description. Also why the hurry for a girl, did something happen?

I shall seize the internet of the Baltic people and use it for my own needs.

I don't think so, best case scenario is that they would stay neutral.

YOU A REAL ASS WOMAN AND I LIKE IT

They could be sleeper agents

a loving relationship******

Mysaka?

You don't fight with my gang if you try ill pop your top like a sprite can

Many are yes. Yana Toom is one of them certainly.

*fights with your gang*

pretty sure he would knock you out before you even get near his veins

what makes you think so
I could beat this manlet with no efforts, lol

Saw my little sister wearing no underwear yesterday

>normalfags

*checks my own dubs*
what color the were

Yeah well I mean the normal guy profiles were all quite ugly and had beta descriptions like "what's going on here? :)" or "i like dogs and my favorite colour is baby-blue"
There was even one emo guy who dressed up like Naruto and wore a fedora (no joke) but he was the exception I guess
I just don't know what information about me would be interesting to some random girl?

Guess I'm one of them now

*they

wont get to drink tonight XDDDDDDD

why not

Tipped FBI

The FBI has no jurisdiction in Lithuania, you silly boy

Hm, interesting, thanks for sharing. I remember seeing a cute girl wearing bikini in my countryside. She was staying with her family who lives next to me and they were spending a lot of time in the pool that time

dont feel like drinking alone like some degenerate xD