Bad things to say in bed #43:

Bad things to say in bed #43:

"Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the Dark Side."

Gimme your best, Sup Forums.

I'm not 100% sure that was a fart

Mom! Hot Pockets!

Going with the palpatine theme:

NOW WITNESS THE FIREPOWER OF THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATION BATTLE STATION

talk dirty to me baby, talk to me like an infant child would to there father.

>Bad things

don't mind those red spots on my cock its just dry skin.

"Good... Good, Let the hate flow through you!"

SPACESHIP PROCEEDING WITH DOCKING PROCEUDURES... BOOP BE DOOP... DOCKING CONFIRMED...

Goood. I can feel your anger.

kek

If you will not be turned on, you will be destroyed.

Gooood! With each passing moment, you make yourself MORE my servant!

LIQUID

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...

topkek

You have paid the price for you lack of willing!

Everything is Proceeding as I Have Foreseen. Mwahahaha!

Patience, my friend. In time, you will come too. And when you do, you must suck it before me. It has grown strong. Only together, can we turn it to the Dark Side!

Fuk my booty

>I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call *me* master.

toplel

Her/him/it "i'm not afraid"
OP: "oh, you will be!"

I've got a headache.

Oh no, my young fuckslut. It is YOU who is mistaken. About a great many things.

Same fag.

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"I let a nigger bareback me once, and thats how i got HIV. "

No need to prove those fags anything, my friend.
Also:
"Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People."

You smells like my grandma, and that make me horny