Hi Sup Forums

Hi Sup Forums,

>Pick a genre
>Write some shitty lyrics

I'll record the results and post them here right away: soundcloud.com/eltonpresley

Do you worst. OP delivers.

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soundcloud.com/eltonpresley/i-fap-to-nigger-trannies
soundcloud.com/eltonpresley/shit
soundcloud.com/eltonpresley/what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fucking-say-about-me-you-little-bitch
soundcloud.com/eltonpresley/niggers-arent-people
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metal
Dear Sup Forums
i fap to nigger trannies
go to hell
screw faggots

this that the thou thee thy thine thought that this think though they think thoroughly through thine thoughts that this thinks

check muh dubs check muh dubs check muh dubs check muh dubs check muh muh dubs

coming right up, please hold.

why you got to be like that i will have you know i have not been gay since the war with the black people and listening to radio for the deaf

A B C D E F G I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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Genre: Rap

Lyrics:

This is my fuckin’ tongue technique
my bitches how do you feel?
I win even as an underling
My skill that rips open your throat x[2]
Have you seen a guy who can play with the beat as well as I do
Me saying that I am the best here
Do you need any more evidence than just witnessing me here

Indie Folk
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>autism the musical

Genre: classical
Lyrics:
Niggers aren't people
Rape their armpits
Screw people with red hair
Kill them dead
Where is my wallet
I love stealing cars
No

Punk Poetry

I'd bend the very fabric of space and time
for a chance of the privalage to be witness too the light essesnce
refracted from the particas of starsdust that make up the cosmos that is your very being
The pratics that have been dismissed
by you only seeing them as your eyse but rather
windows into your soul where I can see every fear and dream that has made you who you are today

...

soundcloud.com/eltonpresley/i-fap-to-nigger-trannies

>16 year morbidly obese amerifatcunt living in his mother's basement.

Do raining blood but replace the lyrics with this

Trapped in singles
A lifeless thread, alive
Awaiting quads
Checking will be their acquisition

The sky is turning green
Return to singles draws near
Fall into me, the sky's crimson dubs
Abolish the singles made of fail

Pierced from below, singles of my treacherous past
Checked by many, now ornaments dripping above

Awaiting the hour of getting
Your trips slip away

Raining duuuuuuuuuuubs!
From a checking sky
Repeating its number
Checking my post
Now I shall reign in dubs!

At least I can ryme better than "here" and "here".

i'm drunk before the shot of scotch drops, and got a soul blacker than hip-hop's cocks, my flip-flops rock and i dont give a fuck / your shit is rough and my shit is better, like eddie vedder and the yellow ledbetter- i'm dead clever get your rap on / Sup Forums bitches get they pap on like gynecologists.

Do this to the tune of Pumped Up Kicks

Post Hardcore (Screamo and Autotune Singing)

Take her hand, lead her on
pour your heart out, play your favourite song
She wont see it in your eyes,
Drunk off of with love, just a pack of lies

The path that we take leads us away
Before we leave we lead them astray
So tell her some storys she wont know
We should go fast right too annie go slow

Before these days, seemed so nieve
It will be too late by the time she leaves
His touch is kind and his hand are soft
He tells her he loves her with his fingers crossed

The path that we take leads us away
Before we leave we lead them astray
So tell her some storys she wont know
We should go fast right too annie go slow

(Its not my fault) [Scream]
That they dont know [Sweet Harmony]
(Its not my fault) [Scream]
That they dont know [Sweet Harmony]

Its not my fault [Echo Scream]
That they dont know [Soft Harmony]
Its not my fault [Echo Scream]
That they dont know [Soft Harmony]

Topkek

Moron, if you don't know shit then stfu little kid. Even John Lenon did this:

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Besides those were not my lyrics, and it was a translation to English. So go back to sucking cocks, teenage sissy faggot.

Jazz, sassy female black jazz singer:

Hitler is my favorite man
Can't gas the jews? Well you can
Some people may find him a prick
But he does have a 10 inch dick
That's all I got, good luck bro
I'd appreciate if you turn this into a song though

The end

soundcloud.com/eltonpresley/shit

Stay mad my lil bitch B-)

>soundcloud.com/eltonpresley/shit
well that was definitely shit. Even the most inept autist would do better.

God bless you.

soundcloud.com/eltonpresley/what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fucking-say-about-me-you-little-bitch

Not bad, could have been worse.

rape their armpits lelele so le randum ecks dee soundcloud.com/eltonpresley/niggers-arent-people

You should give it a go then!