>fapping to porn
>mom catches me
>tells me never to look at porn again
>ask her to define what porn is
>porn is anything involving a naked woman (drawing included, crafty bitch)
>tell her to make a contract with me as punishment
>tell her this contract will enforce me to have good behavior
>she agrees, says this is a wonderful fresh start for my behavior
>immediately get back on the computer and start fapping to lingerie and swimsuit sluts
>my mom threatens me again, says we signed a contract
>tell her these sluts aren't completely naked as per the contract and if she has a problem with it, she needs to fuck off before I start fapping to her IRL
>now she's in the corner crying
Feels good being gangster
Fapping to porn
Fking kek
Most awesome OP post ever.
Being a beta and an alpha at the same damn time
your mom is a normie
and also
kek
>still living with your mom
You sure showed her OP XDDD way to go!!!!!1!!
Quality
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Samefag. Absolutely Samefag.
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You know how some greentexts get screen capped and presented to future generations
That's probably gonna happen to this one
>9 posters
>8 replies
Try again sweetheart
Op isn't a faggot.
Not even close, cock fagggg
it's called proxies you stupid nigger
Hahaha oh wow man you did it.. Absolut madman
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nice try nigger
none of this happened. youre 12.
>using proxy IPs to hide his samefaggibg
Are you serious? You better be not
STOP USING PROXIES OP YOU ABSULOTE ANAL FAGIT
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How else would people laugh at this autosm
Who the fuck would go through all that effort just to say kek to one post
Your a idoit
Also, OP is a flag
I'll take shit that never happened for 400$ ken.
YOU'RE an idiot
Different things amuse different people
Walk out of your room, dick in hand, go to her dresser, get a pair of her panties (The frillier the better) walk back into your room and start sniffing them, and fapping, while staring your mother dead in the eye with the most rapey look you can manage in this situation.
You only corrected my your
You're probably OP too
I'm behind like 8 proxies right now, it's really not that hard
You cant fool me OP
love u bb ;^)
Oh shit you got me because I totally know how to change proxies constantly so I can laugh at my own post so I can be cool on the Internet
No feck off
:^))))
Oh, so you admit I'm right?
Lol nigger get trolled
Haha nice going OP! Now fuck her and post pics fag. KUWAII
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The only autism i can see is you saying othes use proxies just to samefag their own thread
RETWEET IF OP IS GOING TO SAVE Sup Forums
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Re tweet
cher'ed
Doesn't everyone?
>jealous of OP's OC and replies
>FUKKEN SAMEFAG PROXY!!!!111!!
If we could get video of you doing this OP, you would become one of the greatest legends in Sup Forums history!
agreed, op does this and i will suck his dick. although he wont need me to suck his dick since he will have 73 girlfriends
I'd let my gf suck OP's dick if we could get that vid