Fapping to porn

>fapping to porn
>mom catches me
>tells me never to look at porn again
>ask her to define what porn is
>porn is anything involving a naked woman (drawing included, crafty bitch)
>tell her to make a contract with me as punishment
>tell her this contract will enforce me to have good behavior
>she agrees, says this is a wonderful fresh start for my behavior
>immediately get back on the computer and start fapping to lingerie and swimsuit sluts
>my mom threatens me again, says we signed a contract
>tell her these sluts aren't completely naked as per the contract and if she has a problem with it, she needs to fuck off before I start fapping to her IRL
>now she's in the corner crying
Feels good being gangster

Fking kek

Most awesome OP post ever.

Being a beta and an alpha at the same damn time

your mom is a normie
and also
kek

>still living with your mom
You sure showed her OP XDDD way to go!!!!!1!!

Quality

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Samefag. Absolutely Samefag.

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You know how some greentexts get screen capped and presented to future generations

That's probably gonna happen to this one

>9 posters
>8 replies
Try again sweetheart

Op isn't a faggot.

Not even close, cock fagggg

it's called proxies you stupid nigger

Hahaha oh wow man you did it.. Absolut madman

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nice try nigger

none of this happened. youre 12.

>using proxy IPs to hide his samefaggibg

Are you serious? You better be not

STOP USING PROXIES OP YOU ABSULOTE ANAL FAGIT

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How else would people laugh at this autosm

Who the fuck would go through all that effort just to say kek to one post

Your a idoit

Also, OP is a flag

I'll take shit that never happened for 400$ ken.

YOU'RE an idiot

Different things amuse different people

Walk out of your room, dick in hand, go to her dresser, get a pair of her panties (The frillier the better) walk back into your room and start sniffing them, and fapping, while staring your mother dead in the eye with the most rapey look you can manage in this situation.

You only corrected my your

You're probably OP too
I'm behind like 8 proxies right now, it's really not that hard
You cant fool me OP

love u bb ;^)

Oh shit you got me because I totally know how to change proxies constantly so I can laugh at my own post so I can be cool on the Internet


No feck off

:^))))

Oh, so you admit I'm right?
Lol nigger get trolled

Haha nice going OP! Now fuck her and post pics fag. KUWAII

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The only autism i can see is you saying othes use proxies just to samefag their own thread

RETWEET IF OP IS GOING TO SAVE Sup Forums

Dude, shut the fuck up.

Re tweet

cher'ed

Doesn't everyone?

>jealous of OP's OC and replies
>FUKKEN SAMEFAG PROXY!!!!111!!

If we could get video of you doing this OP, you would become one of the greatest legends in Sup Forums history!

agreed, op does this and i will suck his dick. although he wont need me to suck his dick since he will have 73 girlfriends

I'd let my gf suck OP's dick if we could get that vid