Anyone else fucking lonely and doing fuck all tonight?

Anyone else fucking lonely and doing fuck all tonight?

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I wish my dad was Guy Fieri

always lonely, bro

I think this is why I smoke

Every night is the same, i get home and turn on depressing music.

Fuck that shit
>Guy Fieri is dad
>Teaching me how to cook and shit
>Alway rambling on about the promised land
>Flavortown.jpeg
>Watch dad's career slowly drain down the toilet
>Stars in a movie called "chef"
>Literally worshipped by cringe as a God
>People always saying "Have you seen chef?" when they see him
>40 years later he dies
>You've been living witht he illusion that flavor town is real
>Always trying to make him proud
>Finally have the courage to ask the internet what "Flavortown" is
>They tell you it's fake
>Kill yourself after hearing that it wasn't real
>Tfw everybody else was living in flavortown but you

Get out of the thread faggot.

>tfw you realize the sad reality we live in is the real flavortown

We've always been in flavortown. It's always been shit.

Posting good dog comic.

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Last one. Good luck you poor bastards.

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Yeah, but GF is coming home tomorrow after 3 weeks away. You knows imma get me some of dat pussay.

Cheers, nigga.

Gfs with her aunt. Dying on the inside.

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>carlsberg
>kill yourself chavscum

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Can't tell GF I love her cause I don't know if I feel that way.
She's depressed.

gg

>chav
Nigger, du lukker bare røven lige nu.

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cheers faggot. i'm one of those "alone when i'm with people" faggots, so here we are.

>Anyone else fucking lonely and doing fuck all tonight?

Of course OP, this is 4chin after all.

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oko

What hte fuck is up with ya'll?
Let's get FUCKING DRUNK?

Carlsberg is piss you fucking retard.
>learn2appreciateyourbrewingheritage

Carlsberg is the best pils there is.
This is not some imported shit. Fuck off, literally.
>piss
5.4% is not piss. Sure it's not some dark ass ale, but piss? Sod off - what are you, 15?

Really looking forward to seeing here btw. Just so you foreveralones know. Been together 5 years, gonna propose some time soon. 8/10 I'd say. 10/10 personality.

is there anybody in here that has lost somebody they truly cared about?
Talk about it. We'll listen.

Bitch please. I own my own microbrewery. I know piss when I drink it.

Currently brew a dry hopped lager and sell nationally in muh country. Carlsberg is mass produced piss for the stupid of society.

How's YOUR fridge?

Larger. Thanks to my success. Up for 3 national brewing awards this year. Feels good man.

... Shit, jeg kender dig måske.
Er du ved at brygge en demon spawn med Mette?

You two fighting over which beer is better, right?

Whoever posts the dankest memes wins.

Yeah, but to even type it out would bring me weeks of crippling depression. Your call user. At least when you're suffering you know you're alive right?

Fuck you - I*m about to get too drunk to type in the captchas - that other guy can win this.

I'm not Danish retard. You may have detected it from the fact that....I'm not speaking Danish.

You got me. Congrats.

Go for it. I'm still here.

Not really. I'm just highlighting the other faggets lack of taste. Beers ca be judged on their merits, that's fine. But when someone champions a cheap, nasty, mass produced soulless beer because his lack of knowledge doesn't permit anything else, Imma say something.

Then why are you talking about Carlsberg?
This is an excellent pils. like... it's really great for what it is :)
I'm not sure what the abomination your pseudo-nation brews tastes like, and I don't really care. but fuck you; eat shit and die. Lol.

yep

Never tasted what you two are talking about. Good luck you magnificent bastards.

>This is an excellent pils
My fucking sides.

Pleb

It is.
Literally the best for what it claims to be.
Again - I can't tell if the "imported"-stuff is an abomination 'cause I don't tend to drink a pils when out of my country. But Carlsberg in Denmark is great.
Lol.

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the fucks wrong with carlsberg? you probably drink your own jizz, shitlord

takeaway, scotch and beer. looks like my place lol

>inb4 saemf4g
>take-away
It's actually a pack of butter and an empty pack of put-on-bread chocolate.
But other than that you're right. This is my favourite fridge.
Cheers, madafaqa!

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