How does Sup Forums enjoy their Saturday nights?

How does Sup Forums enjoy their Saturday nights?

>be me
>be living by myself in big empty house
>be enjoying wings and beer

I'm living the loners dream and I wouldn't have it any other way

same, except with cats instead of wings.

did just eat a peanut butter burrito, tho.

life is dumb.

Fuck off, Daniel.

Can i live with you im 20 and im not a rapist or anything im one of those rare people that dont wanna look back in kife and regret not doing something

Wife out of town at a bachelorette party right now. Trying not to go insane with all the dick that's probably all up near her and her floozie ass friends right now

me too but i made hamburgers, about to play some dark souls 3

Those boots- are they Chippewa's?

That really doesn't sound too bad tbh

Iron Rangers. I love them. No buyers remorse surprisingly. Normally when I splurge, it sets in instantaneously.
Maybe. Tell me more about yourself

Sorry to hear that. Can I ask you a personal question? Why did you marry someone you felt you couldn't trust?

Nice, man- just bought a pair of the 3141's myself. I love Red Wing.

I have that same bowl... shits old as fuck.

Just go to the titty bar and get pussy all up in your face.

listening to heavy metal
smoking the world's finest cannabis
trying to figure out what to say to a cougar wanting me to come over tomorrow

I trust her completely. Last time she went to a bachelorette party though she was horny and came home and basically raped me. Well she jumped my bones is more like it. But it made me feel used and dirty, like she was turned on by all the dudes she saw and used me to satisfy her urges

alone....

Poorfag.

Spanked it like 4 times today though

Light beer. Half Assing it.

Working.

same
but instead of beer, sweet tea no ice
and instead of wings, kfc bowl and a doritos nacho taco
and watching london has fallen

i work early sunday morning, so i spend my saturday night doing my PHAT workout then eating pasta, drinking protein shakes, spunking a load into some TP, then playing DOOM

>like she was turned on by all the dudes she saw and used me to satisfy her urges
thats literally what happened

Why are you such an emasculated bitch? Why does that bother you?

>Nice, hot shower
>jerk it
>some mcdoubles and nuggets
>pokemon alpha sapphire
>chowder, bobs burgers, and Futurama
This is nice

was lucky and found a buddy with a bottle of percocets he didn't want... so right now, chilling feeling goooood, got DOOM toggled that i play in 15 minute increments, and talking to my filipina girl that i'm about to go meet for the first time in 4 days. thinking about heating up my leftover rice and curry i got yesterday.... Those Domino's wings?

I don't buy anything else. Tho I'd certainly give wolverines a try.
Funny thing is I have no idea where I got it. My aunt may've given it to me when I move in I suppose
Sounds awesome brother. Is she hot?
That's one perspective.. but here's some food for thought.. have you ever done the same to her.. maybe after watching some porn? Would it be better or worse if she didn't get her needs from you? We all get turned on from something else once in a while, it's a natural instinct. As long as she saves her lovin' for you, I'd say you're in good shape. That's just this user's take on it tho

Lying in bed next to my sleeping wife. A tick bit me on my penis yesterday and my shaft now itches like you would not believe. Thinking of getting out of bed to get a drink now.

That's why I'm kinda sorta OK with it. I haven't done much that's similar I guess but some sexual stuff that I'm into is inspired by porn that I then do to her