Ask a guy serving in the idf anything

Ask a guy serving in the idf anything

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What color socks do you wear on Thursdays?

idk why not

whats your dick size?

grey usually
just above avrage

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How many confirm kills do u have?

none, i serve mostly on the jordanian border, and its quite usually

Do you ever have trouble with that magazine not feeding into your weapon correctly and is the inside plastic seafoam green or black.

Y r ur tits saggy?

How does it feel to be a Jew committing genocide?

Die Jew

no, and its bright green.
it isnt?
1. i aint even a jew
2. what genocide?

Ive been to Jordan. Are you in the area where Jordan and US occasionally do mechanized training.

What is the relationship between your military and the "jerds" that's what I call Jordanians. Is it like a hostile thing or what just curious.

Do you guys ever experiencing screaming, hazing, and violence over dumb shit like cleaning.

What type of unit are you with I was an 1833 in the USMC

They are hippies just ignore them. There is no point in trying to reason with a neo hippy.

doesn't everyone of a certain age in Israel serve in the IDF?

Like literally everyone except for conscientious objectors/disabled people?

could be, got to see a few choppers train while on patrol.
its "peaceful" they don't attack us we don't attack them. but they tend to look away when civilians try to do shit or sneak drugs in.
pretty much only in basic traning.
the 277 battalion "bardelas", mixed gender infantry.

How long have you been posting bullshit from Arkansas?

How bad do you want to beat a Palestinian boy right now?

NO ONE CHECKED THESE TRIPS

are Israeli women this whore-y? i figured most israeli chicks would be pretty uptight. jews seem to be that way in general, unless they're overly repressed growing up and it backfires

yeah, at 18, sometimes 19.
and around 50% bullshit there way to avoid serving.
what? you can see the timezone, my weapon and solider id..
not that much, its late.
yeah most of them, and not really, the large majority of israel isn't really religious.

Any engagements op?

Training get you in good shape?

How well do you get paid

How long is your enlistment

Have you seen any negligent discharges yet

Do you ever notice ridiculous behavior in your unit.

That's cool feel free not to respond to any of my questions if you are under the impression it poses a threat to your units security.

Any plans for after your enlistment?
are you a lifer?
You should consider investing your money into stocks while your in. If you lose you more than likely wont lose a lot but if you do well you will have enough to get a house or something when you get out? (only if you save a lot)

What kind of gear are you issued?

jews away from other non-jews must become normal. american jews are pretty uptight and lame
>american jews aren't really religious either, just culturally boring

Have you been involved in any encounters (shot's fired, mob behavior, or aggressive policing) things of that sort.

so far only criminal activity in the area, no terrorists yet.
and not really, im in the standards battalions not special forces.
to pass the test you gotta run 3k in 14 mins. 8 pull ups and 13 dips. and run a course in full combat gear in 10 mins. quite easy.
not well at all, around 1600 NIS a month (1 dollar = 3.7~ NIS)
3 years
yes.
yes.

Lying wannabe is still a liar. You should be ashamed.

thinking about joining something equal to the FBI in israel, the border patrol, or just the standard police.
lifer?
see above how much i get paid, not much to invest.

standard combat gear, right now with a shortened M16, swiching to a flat top M4 with an M5 meprolight soon.
mob behavior and aggresive policing, mostly in east jerusalem.
how am i being a liar?

Source for pic?

googling in hebrew mostly

A lifer is someone who stays in until they retire. That's what we called them anyway.

I think you have a good idea on your career choice afterwards.

How do promotions work in the IDF

is it a full auto?

ah, than no, not in the idf at least, other security forces yeah.
well it depends. usually you join it at 18 like everyone, than at around 1 and a half years in if you are selected you can become and officer in an 8 months course. than you just work your way up the ranks.
yeah

Why does the jew want to control the world?

Do you get a sidearm these days?

do you scream allahu akbar in battle?

When you move your fire selection from safe to fire then to the last back position is that three round burst or full auto and does anyone ever use that position

Jews are white?

The only reason I ask is because people thought I was retarted for telling them that was the three round burst but, no one I no ever used that setting.

idk i'll bring it up in the next world domination meeting.
nope, special forces do, usually a jericho or a glock.
nope, but did scream it once on a drill while firing my M240 while standing, was kinda cool

Do Arabs born in Israel serve in the IDF?

Do you enjoy the taste of semen or do you just stomach it out of a sense of duty?

How's the weather?

Honestly I thought the 240 was one of the pleasant machine guns to shoot.

As opposed to the other loser weapons I got too shoot like the mark 19, m2 50 cal, and saw

full auto i think, not sure because when i did shoot in auto i fired bursts on purpose since my main weapon is an M240, so i know firing full auto is retarded as fuck. and i think they vary, some full auto, some bursts.
yes, usually
well its an M16A(X), could be 1/2/3/4 i think, some variation are full auto, some are 3/2 bullet bursts.

Do you ever have to throw grenades for training. I fucking hated them.

By 240 I'm assuming you are reffering to the 240g or 240b. The machine gun with 7.62?

I'm also assuming you are in some kind of turret or fighting hole and not patrolling with it.

depends, drooze serve, muslims usually don't, they don't have to, but a few choose to.
duty
really hot today, 40c
firing it is fun as hell, carrying it around and the ammo is a bitch.
yeah every combat soliders throws at least one, i got to throw around 5.

Yea, I never new what the fuck it was either. m16a2 or a4. trivial bull shit anyway

240g i think, not sure we call it by another name here. yeah the 7.62 one. and it depends on the mission, could be straped on a hummer, could be patroling with it, could be carrying it and the ammo around

FYI This dude is in a mixed gender unit IE a pussy unit, posting pictures of random IDF girls in different unit t-shirts that are not his.

He guards the sand bordering a currently peaceful nation.

nothing like shoving 3 of those ammo cans into a back pack and walking half a mile.

Do you ever have to shoot the M2 50 caliber.

And do you have the funny round grenades where you have to unclip, pull the pin, and then throw (top falls out) or do you have some weird jew grenades.

I think you guys might buy a lot of weapons from us.

Do you have a 4 man fire team, a squad, and a platoon.

Do you have an Assistant gunner?

I'm sorry you do not approve of OP.

Calm the fuck down

I'll respond to OP because he is a fag in a fag unit -

We have 4 man team, usually 1 negev light machinegun, 1 LAW antitank rocket, 1 grandier and 1 rifleman though the team may have a different setup depending on its field positioning.

12 man team
unit
division
brigade

Not sure how his unit works because its faggotry.

hmm yeah? thats exacly what i said this whole time? didn't choose to serve here but im not denying it..
half a mile? marched 30k with that shit
no, didn't get to.
standard grenades, pull the pin, throw the shit.
we do, most of our equipment is from the us army.
have teams, divisions, platoons.
yeah but he is a total useless moron and cant carry anything, mostly have to worry about not killing him\him killing me by accident.

Have you had a chance to remove kebab yet?

it works just like any other unit.. just because you got something better in the manila doesn't mean you are better you dumbass, i've done my training in the golani base, most of our guys easly beat they'res

OP's final march was 30km whereas an actual IDF combat unit has a final march of at least 60km.

IDF has numbered combat risk and training levels:

02
03
05
07

and more for special certification. No way OP is above a 05.

He's not kebab, makes no sense.

He 'did his training in the golani base'

so far part of his training he trained in a 07 unit, but OP is a fag and didnt choose to be in a 07 unit.

givati did 18k in march15. how about that?
and honey there are also 04 and 06, you learn for a bit and come back.
and im 07 so...

You have an anti tank missile in every team? That seems expensive as fuck for a military to do that.

Then again i'm sure those are cheaper over there than they are here.

hmm i didnt choose to be in this specific unit, what the hell is your problem? doing 17-4 like a butthurt faggot?

LAW missles, disposeable, cheap as fuck.

real combat units dont do 17-4 (17 days on base 4 days off).

We do 21-3 (21 days on base 3 days off)

You are probably in bardalas, You dont even know how IDF combat units operate.

I was going to ask, you choose your unit when your done training? most Army's tell you where to go, no choice, then later you can choose.

when the US buys all your shit for you, why not though?

You choose a unit pool, if he wanted to be in an actual combat unit he could have chosen that unless he is an only child and his daddy didnt sign the form.

I just assumed that you guys didn't patrol on foot that often.

It is incredibly difficult to deal with lazy people and people that don't care or pay attention in the military.

Would you say that you are more or less motivated that most people of your rank?

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Like, you choose a group of 4-5 units that you would like to be in and they place you in one of them. You dont choose specifically but you choose the path.

Op is fake fag

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OP doesnt do any CQB. He is in a mixed-gender unit which does not operate in cities. He doesnt patrol anything but sand.

Go be a hippy somewhere else

That's gotta be the craziest hodgepodge of parts I've ever seen on a rifle. On the one hand the upper and lower receivers are from an M16A1 (60-70's era) the buffer assembly and stock are of the M4A1 variant (T4 style) the barrel is the standard 14.25" M4 length but appears to be the old skinny M16A1 profile cut back to convert to M4 with new gas port cut to allow the FSB to be moved rearward (M4 barrel is a heavier profile with relief for M203 mounting, profile and relief not present on your rifle) and although I see what appears to be a sling I see that your front sling mount is missing. Is that a training rifle or what is actually issued for deployments?? Perhaps a pic of the ejection port with bolt closed or muzzle?

Yeah they are Light Anti Tank, we are not talking big Anti tank goodness, so around 750$ to make.

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My unit (not OP, who is a fag) had larger antitank missiles per group of 12 people as a specialty placement.

kk so you do 21-3, having fun in the tank faggot? and you dumb fuck the exits change around every 4 months.
ofc i don't, so what if i've done my traning just like golani.
you choose w/e you want, the idf can consider, usually they will put you where the system needs you.
hmm i did? the idf doesnt really give a fuck, honestly whats your problem?
honestly just stopped giving a fuck, just having fun with my friends there now.

Do you feel like a pussy for fighting people armed with rocks using that? You jews should quit stealing.

So you can avoid front line eh.

I was in one of the units whose shirts you posted, not a tank unit.

yes, thats what OP did.

source?

cool story bro?

Not a question, more of a statement. My cousins house was hit by a bomb in Lebanon by Israel. Nowhere near any military or anything. They all died. I guess I do have a question, do you have any reservations about a government that others (like me) would perceive as being aggressive.

Good to hear, they are very useful for dealing with Kebab armour or Kebab's hiding.

A lot of those young bucks just use the one point slings now a days. Not attached to both of the sling attachments. They are actually much nicer

thats odd, than why was i in a city two weeks ago? or in east jerusalem?
the idf just mixes a bunch of parts, and the sling is attached at the end of the handguard
you are honastly retarded, you know that around 95% of the guys here didn't choose to serve here right?

Makes for some great liveleak clips.

Replying to my own comment to change my opinion on OP. As mentioned in my previous post this rifle is a hodgepodge of all gens and types and is a cut down POS, I doubt any developed military would allow it to leave the armory like this. Further more, OP doesn't know if it's auto?? It's got the goddamned pin to hold the autosear in so yeah, it's auto if it's an actual rifle and not a PTW (fancy air soft) I'm calling BS, let's see that BCG or muzzle.

Why would you want to be a child murdering asshole?

I know that within the society, culture, and between families, there are those who go combat and there are those who dont.

People who couldve gone into a proper combat unit and choose not to are faggots and should be pointed out and humiliated.

Nowadays all of the actual combat units in the IDF are using the Tavor unless you are in a non-combat unit or a special forces unit.

OP is a fag receiving old combat hand-me-downs.

i did say it has an auto, i just said that it might be a burst fire auto or a full auto and that im not sure.

Conscription or not, every man should seek some time at the front, a chance to hit back at the proxy armies of Iran.