Phillies @ blue jays game thread

dickey's perfect game edition

26 more outs to go

>you remember that R.A. Dickey threw a 1-hitter against the Phils when he was a Met

Phillies have always sucked against Dickey.

jesus fucking Christ dickey I had my heart set on a perfect game tonight

Well there goes the no hitter

firesale and sell the jays to mexico city

they keep talking about mlb expansion to mexico city, is that even possible? I mean, yeah Detroit has a team but Detroit is a paradise in comparison

Winning streak starts now

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>not posting lineups

this is some basic ass bitch thread.

>letting the bandwagon get to make the threads
this is the Sup Forums we chose

we aren't allowed to put in effort here or else we would be compared to reddit

Can someone keep me updated?

I'm stuck in traffic returning some video tapes.

was there even a thread the last two days?

fuck kind of logic is that?

Also why is edwin not in today?

we aren't allowed to have nice things on a Laotian crab dance bulletin

>Syrupnigs

The Las Vegas Jays

Has a ring to it

wheres Edwin

>tfw ur the only red blooded Murican love machine big shot one eyed dollarydoo in the thread

Reddit is being hipster about their streams

Giving up a homerun to this faggot? Wow Dickey why don't you suck more dick you slut.

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This team sucks dick. No I'm not talking about the phillies.

WHERE IS EDWIN

Uh, he died.

so no one at all knows why the hottest bat in the AL is out?

is he on the bench at least

he was molested by gibby and will never pitch again

see:

he hurt a finger sliding into third base yesterday

>losing to the memeadelphia memes

Talk like an adult.

eickhoff is ELITE

What the fuck is this pillar doing!!!??!!?!?!?!?!!?????????????????????????????

>worst hitting in the majors
>get a dinger on Dickey
dickey pls stop dicking

What the fuck are you asking me for you stupid faggot?

>implying >we are worse than the barfs

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Where the fuck are all the candians?

Knuckleball is so weird, imagine trying to hit that

right here pham

Fuck you

>Jays RISP

Well, I guess the Blue Jays are the worst team in the MLB. I thought they were doing pretty good honestly, not the best but certainly not the worst...well I was wrong, turns out they're the worst. That sucks. I guess I'm a fan of the worst team in the MLB.

tell yourself whatever makes you feel better champ

WHY WOULD THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER YOU IDIOT

>filthadelphia filthies

>when your offense can't get a single run off arguably one of the worst pitchers ever

literally stubbed his toe in ballet practice

on the 60 day dl

The Jays offense should turn around any day now.

Wow, trips and a great meme. A+ post buddy. Look forward to more in the future.

You must have missed the last 4 games were we scored over 30 runs against the top ranked team in the AL

>shell some of the worst pitchers from the division with the worst pitchers in baseball
>m-muh elite offense is b-back

top kek, enjoy getting fucking swept by the fucking phillies negative run differential offense optimist fags

It's just a meme buddy. You got a problem with that, you're in the wrong neighborhood.

>offense optimist
what does this mean

Sup Forums is the birthplace of moot, the guy who patented memes.

>dickey

i apologize let me rephrase

enjoy getting fucking swept by the fucking phillies negative run differential offense, optimist fags

Dickey looks so flustered. Probably because he was molested as a kid.

>memeagini

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>le 20 pitches and 2 walks to get 1 out man

reminder some dumbass from these threads tried to tell me biagini was elite and it wasnt a problem that he threw too many balls and pitchers wouldnt adjust to him quickly

That was me, I was shitposting

That was me, I was dead serious and you are a dumbass

>giving up a homerun to Ryan freaking Howard

Poor Gibby having to choose from this pathetic pen

Poor your mom having to look at your face after giving birth to you.

>Loup
top kek how the fuck is he back in the majors again

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All we need is a grand slam

Hehe

the jays lack of a good lefty is probably the root cause

ok firesale time. dolandson is first to go

Howard dinger incoming

Howard retirement incoming

>memed by storen

it's opposite day

>when we are losing storen has no problem giving us clean innings

fuck off you piece of shit, hope the phillies sweep this giant turd of a team and we can firesale finally and have the really shit season we have needed for a while

Soon

Needs s desperate AL team to overpay for a DH

Know any team like that?

storen was one pitch away from an "immaculate inning" one of the rarest feats in baseball (9 pitches 9 strikes)

how can he pull this shit off when it doesn't count

us next season

Sounds good

Let's go Phillies chant in Toronto

dp incoming thanks for nothing pisslar

filthies fans come here for the cheap tickets and hookers

>not being aware real jays fans actually hate this team

Called it

when you're right you're right

it was really difficult too on account of pillar being a really really good hitter that is smart at the plate and doesnt just fucking swing on literally anything in his field of view like a fucking idiot

More like the free tickets and cheap hookers

Yeah these teams deserve each other

should be safe tbqh

Ahh nobody's watchin anway

>umpball

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MLB package only 4 easy payments of 43.71

i genuinely hope you guys sweep us, not just because of spite against this shit jays team but you guys did right, saw the light, firesale'd properly and tanked and are rebuilding into a future contending team, i hope the piece of shit team that i support will someday be smart enough to do the same.

why did we call up this shitter again? Why dont we have a single lefty reliever that isnt a complete dumpster fire

Yeah but we are holding on to Howard too long

I like Howard but it's obvious he has to go, should of been out with Utley but who else would be the franchise face?

I'm posting random pics for remainder of this 'game'

GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT SOME LOTION ON ASCHE

they're holding onto howard because literally no one else wants him

such a cool name too. god this is fucking painful

isn't there an ebin unwritten baseball rule against shelling a guy on his debut in the 9th inning with a 4 run lead