dickey's perfect game edition
Phillies @ blue jays game thread
26 more outs to go
>you remember that R.A. Dickey threw a 1-hitter against the Phils when he was a Met
Phillies have always sucked against Dickey.
jesus fucking Christ dickey I had my heart set on a perfect game tonight
Well there goes the no hitter
firesale and sell the jays to mexico city
they keep talking about mlb expansion to mexico city, is that even possible? I mean, yeah Detroit has a team but Detroit is a paradise in comparison
Winning streak starts now
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>not posting lineups
this is some basic ass bitch thread.
>letting the bandwagon get to make the threads
this is the Sup Forums we chose
we aren't allowed to put in effort here or else we would be compared to reddit
Can someone keep me updated?
I'm stuck in traffic returning some video tapes.
was there even a thread the last two days?
fuck kind of logic is that?
Also why is edwin not in today?
we aren't allowed to have nice things on a Laotian crab dance bulletin
>Syrupnigs
The Las Vegas Jays
Has a ring to it
wheres Edwin
>tfw ur the only red blooded Murican love machine big shot one eyed dollarydoo in the thread
Reddit is being hipster about their streams
Giving up a homerun to this faggot? Wow Dickey why don't you suck more dick you slut.
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This team sucks dick. No I'm not talking about the phillies.
WHERE IS EDWIN
Uh, he died.
so no one at all knows why the hottest bat in the AL is out?
is he on the bench at least
he was molested by gibby and will never pitch again
see:
he hurt a finger sliding into third base yesterday
>losing to the memeadelphia memes
Talk like an adult.
eickhoff is ELITE
What the fuck is this pillar doing!!!??!!?!?!?!?!!?????????????????????????????
>worst hitting in the majors
>get a dinger on Dickey
dickey pls stop dicking
What the fuck are you asking me for you stupid faggot?
>implying >we are worse than the barfs
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Where the fuck are all the candians?
Knuckleball is so weird, imagine trying to hit that
right here pham
Fuck you
>Jays RISP
Well, I guess the Blue Jays are the worst team in the MLB. I thought they were doing pretty good honestly, not the best but certainly not the worst...well I was wrong, turns out they're the worst. That sucks. I guess I'm a fan of the worst team in the MLB.
tell yourself whatever makes you feel better champ
WHY WOULD THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER YOU IDIOT
>filthadelphia filthies
>when your offense can't get a single run off arguably one of the worst pitchers ever
literally stubbed his toe in ballet practice
on the 60 day dl
The Jays offense should turn around any day now.
Wow, trips and a great meme. A+ post buddy. Look forward to more in the future.
You must have missed the last 4 games were we scored over 30 runs against the top ranked team in the AL
>shell some of the worst pitchers from the division with the worst pitchers in baseball
>m-muh elite offense is b-back
top kek, enjoy getting fucking swept by the fucking phillies negative run differential offense optimist fags
It's just a meme buddy. You got a problem with that, you're in the wrong neighborhood.
>offense optimist
what does this mean
Sup Forums is the birthplace of moot, the guy who patented memes.
>dickey
i apologize let me rephrase
enjoy getting fucking swept by the fucking phillies negative run differential offense, optimist fags
Dickey looks so flustered. Probably because he was molested as a kid.
>memeagini
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>le 20 pitches and 2 walks to get 1 out man
reminder some dumbass from these threads tried to tell me biagini was elite and it wasnt a problem that he threw too many balls and pitchers wouldnt adjust to him quickly
That was me, I was shitposting
That was me, I was dead serious and you are a dumbass
>giving up a homerun to Ryan freaking Howard
Poor Gibby having to choose from this pathetic pen
Poor your mom having to look at your face after giving birth to you.
>Loup
top kek how the fuck is he back in the majors again
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All we need is a grand slam
Hehe
the jays lack of a good lefty is probably the root cause
ok firesale time. dolandson is first to go
Howard dinger incoming
Howard retirement incoming
>memed by storen
it's opposite day
>when we are losing storen has no problem giving us clean innings
fuck off you piece of shit, hope the phillies sweep this giant turd of a team and we can firesale finally and have the really shit season we have needed for a while
Soon
Needs s desperate AL team to overpay for a DH
Know any team like that?
storen was one pitch away from an "immaculate inning" one of the rarest feats in baseball (9 pitches 9 strikes)
how can he pull this shit off when it doesn't count
us next season
Sounds good
Let's go Phillies chant in Toronto
dp incoming thanks for nothing pisslar
filthies fans come here for the cheap tickets and hookers
>not being aware real jays fans actually hate this team
Called it
when you're right you're right
it was really difficult too on account of pillar being a really really good hitter that is smart at the plate and doesnt just fucking swing on literally anything in his field of view like a fucking idiot
More like the free tickets and cheap hookers
Yeah these teams deserve each other
should be safe tbqh
Ahh nobody's watchin anway
>umpball
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MLB package only 4 easy payments of 43.71
i genuinely hope you guys sweep us, not just because of spite against this shit jays team but you guys did right, saw the light, firesale'd properly and tanked and are rebuilding into a future contending team, i hope the piece of shit team that i support will someday be smart enough to do the same.
why did we call up this shitter again? Why dont we have a single lefty reliever that isnt a complete dumpster fire
Yeah but we are holding on to Howard too long
I like Howard but it's obvious he has to go, should of been out with Utley but who else would be the franchise face?
I'm posting random pics for remainder of this 'game'
GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT SOME LOTION ON ASCHE
they're holding onto howard because literally no one else wants him
such a cool name too. god this is fucking painful
isn't there an ebin unwritten baseball rule against shelling a guy on his debut in the 9th inning with a 4 run lead