Drunk roast. Give me your worst. Protip. You cant

Drunk roast. Give me your worst. Protip. You cant

You look like an even gayer version of captain flint.

If i knew who captain flint was but i dont so u lose

Pffft that all u fags got?

Why Sup Forums turning my pics sideways? Gay

You seem like a well rounded individual.

You should take some of that hair on your disgusting unkempt chest and put it on your receding head

Do you participate in the kik chats on here?

Points to u sir/or ma'am still weak tho

Nope

Your moustache is cool and I'm high on marijuana dabs

Nice dubs dude. That pic is hilarious

You look like a sadder more homeless version of Simon Pegg.

Fuck you assholes. This took time.

Ahaha ikr... He actually photoshopped it lololololol

are you polish?

>drinking alone
get some friends ass hole

...

Eat a gang of dicks fag boi

Why my pics side-fucking-ways!!!!

I fucked your bitch

Because you are autistic.
>face palm

Trips trumps my bitch so idc faggy fagerson

I prob am undiagnosed

sad lonely faggot is sad and lonely

call a spade a spade ya know?

Takes one to know one tho, ya know?

You look sad because you have no real friends and your crush rejected you and your still not over your ex who left you for some douche bag named chad and probably cheated

thx for the effort?

First of all, nice dubs. Second of all... You know who i am lol

cliched faggot is still sad and lonely. whats a matter? i hit a nerve? kek

so... compliment then?

You look like Matthew Santoro and a hobo's crackhead love child.

Yes i think so

You get that haircut for your birthday?

>captain morgan
ffs add poor/poor taste to the list of insults

No it just grows like this now lol

Brave to show your face. Someone should print out your picture and do a tribute.

poor and ugly.
cant roast, but can feel pity

I think i hit one in u dawg xD

you're so ugly anons don't even care to add insult to injury, hence the dying thread.

how so?

>xD
Faggot

>i say as the thread shoots to 1st page

Brave? I just think u dont have the balls to

No Nascar on tonight? Don't you have some confederate flags to hang on your truck and trailer house?0

Bahahhaa
>implying you know something about anything which u dont

this is how a closet fag asks to get his face cocked

your liver called. oh wait no he didn't. cuz he's dead.
>4/10 diss
>room for improvement

I look that broke? But yeah its true. I have to save up to be poor

My liver is fucked dawg aint no saving it

show us your dick, faggot. i'm sure there's not much to be made fun of.
get it?

Then post faggot. No more talk.

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Yeah u WOULD want to see my cock u trap fag

you talk like a 12 year old

that's right. now show me the goods, daddy

Not necessarily poor but kinda redneck. Maybe it's because you're drunk with no shirt on giving us the bird. Classy.

how many inches long is your cock?

You keep sweet talking me and i might have to... Fag

Insult or compliment?

Yeah u WOULD want to see my cock on your face u trap fag

inches? you're overestimating, user

Im john holmes reincarnated

Bahahhaa

Neither. We've all done it.

He was a bad ass pirate from the show Black Sails until the writers made him a buttpirate in season 2

What’s the exact measurement then?

almost 5 inches tbh ;)

John holmes had a 12 incher didnt u ever watch wonderland? Lulz

Gay roast.

So are you 12 or 5?
Let’s see that dick. Let’s see if you are a real man or just some loser

Wait u want to see a 5 year olds dick? Dude i thought i had problems

being the reincarnation doesn’t mean you have the same dick size as your last life

Unless i chose a similar life/cock

okay post a picture of your big dick then

I fucking won that argument dont even try... Lololol