Waifu Claiming thread

Waifu Claiming thread
>What is your waifu/husbando's most notable quirk?

The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per user
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Post fitting, non-sexualized content
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>All ships must dock and drop anchor
>You're in public. Act decent.
>Avoid empty posts/claims. We know you're here. You never leave.
>If you cannot triforce, get out.
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Most important: Have fun!

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Dio-sama...

Iowa claim

Not until he gets it right

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Obligatory claim.

Being attached to me.

Kud Claim

>beer run edition

Back in 15, losers

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Asuka

Tsuyu claimed.

>blonde boobed qt

Megumin claimed~

Her love for explosions
>And some chuuni

kagami claimed
>megumin's top cutie
damnit....i really wanted to put that on there....oh well....

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>What is your waifu/husbando's most notable quirk?

W-Wafu

>kud leaving for real this time

Most notable quirk is probably her quick to change personality, she'll be chummy with you but anger her god, her or do something that is highly different to how she's seen you and she will kill you. Not when, but how.

Rory claimed

You're more than welcome

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR SETTING THINGS RIGHT

I used to like them, but then I realized I just can't hit anybody with it, since I'm bad. Rip
>DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUDDY TWICE? I'M GONNA MURDER YOU

You better stay out of this, we don't want to hurt you

Triggerfag

Most notable quirk = Can be a total bitch, but I love that about her

a a a a a a a a a

((hey everyone))

So you are an intern for a newspaper? That is actually pretty sick, you should totally uncover something awesome and become the greatest intern ever!

How are you doing Tsu??

I must try it, when I find a place that makes it around my little suburb area I shall tell you!
>I do too, the more eye patches the better

Oh well I mean that makes sense now, do you enjoy it? Do you enjoy the power of being queen?

Rikka claimed!

>卐
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Her beautiful red hair.

youtube.com/watch?v=kO6QP9Qs9rU

I agree with both statements.

The good ones only though.

Well savor them cause I'm running out.

>Best idol claimed

>What is your waifu/husbando's most notable quirk?
doing whatever anyone asks her to

Shikinami claimed!
ah okay. how about something like this?
its great! I mean there is currently another Asuka but life will have to continue i guess.
>double eyepatch made me laugh
>speaking of useless eyepatches
Is Megumin here?
OMG DO IT ON EVANGELION!
i dont feel comfortable saying how many pictures i have of both Asukas lol
sorry didn't mean to upset you >.<
yeah under special skills
A SHIP HAS SAILED
I'm glad we have your blessing


>Asukas most notable quirk is her Rank as Top Tsun

At a concert, someone help me

>Koko

It's official now. No matter how much you try to sink it

Better luck next time~
1v1 me
>BUDDY
>I do too, the more eye patches the better
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Do I look cooler?
Why must you hurt me like this? ;-;

Iowa is with someone else

Is it shit?

Why would we help you if you're at a concert you'd enjoy? Take your own water and relax. Get off /Waifu/
>long-range smug

EXCUSE ME FOR EXCUSING YOU.
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qts
I haven't watched Evangelion to do something on it :S. Not spoilering it.

whats playing?
>illicit sexual relations
this makes me zozzle every time

>What is your waifu/husbando's most notable quirk?
She eats a lot.

>A SHIP HAS SAILED
No.
Fuck off with that.

There's not realy any point to removing the full body suit if the body isn't even here.

Binge it, I did it in one day

>>speaking of useless eyepatches
>Is Megumin here?
Ouch, what's up mang?

The fact that she doesn't even know how to act human

TELL ME WHEN AND WHERE
>no pyromancies though
>PAL

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING EXCUSED

No, I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS

Doing okay.
How are you.

I'm not upset.

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>play darksouls
>i die

Jenny claim

I'm sorry m8, are there no good ones?

Who's playing?

well you should fuck the paper and watch Eva instead. It makes life worth living. its only like 15 hours for NGE if you count EoE and the rebuilds are literally fantastic.
i have more full body stuff i think but they may be of Soryu
>idfc
i mean your eyepatch is kinda useless. not much just checkin in on my favorite wizard and fellow OEWW!
>autism intensifies

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No u

>No, I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS
The ship has already sunk.
Fuck off.

Love it!

You're an exception but don't expect me not to post it everytime something about big boobs come up lol

Right?

Oh I am. Even though I'm more of a kotori guy

K.

Agreed, papers are overrated. Just watch Eva.

I'll probably get to it once I finish the anime I'm currently on. I'd also rather not have to do the entire thing in one day
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR YOU BEING EXCUSED FOR BEING EXCUSED.
>15 hours
Yea I'm probably not binging that, 15 hours is too long. I can probably find a dumb topic and bullshit it from there.
no u
>exception
You flatter me too much. Nice dubs

Yeah its not too great
Cus im bored af familam i didnt want to come, but i was friends ride because he works at these things and i thought i would just drop him off but then shit changed. Its not even a super good show, barely anybody showed up lol
Some local shits, theyre not terrible, cept one guy lol, just not my scene

Well, at least you got dubs

No
>No

I feel like you were at the Titanic's sinking.

There we go

>>PAL
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! MEET ME AT THE PONTIFF SULYVHAN PVP AREA
>BUDDY
They've disappeared
Just kidding I don't have bad memories~
>just 2 or 3
They're no useless! They're for show!!

I suppose this will have to do.

These threads are gay.

You look way cooler Megumin! Keep em both on all the time

I am alright! Do anything today?

QT Maki

Two Asukas is A okay with me! Youre gonna be fiiiiiine. Hey man Megumin is not a useless patch

Breast friend.

>no
>not

>one off
this post is gay

Milk.

You're gay

Not bad of a get yourself m8. Only 3 anons here are acceptable to me

Pretend it's an emergency call/text from parents about something and haul ass out. Worked with kneesocks

Yes I do lol

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Didn't expect that.

Uh, strange, the possibly scandalous red mark on her neck disapeard.

Dubs again
And I have no trips
Imma kms, brb

I love u bby

Thank you, oh wise one!

Nothing really.
Boring day.

Your mustache skills are impeccable Dio.
Yeah, make an 'emergency' call, leave and make excuses later. Say a pet got injured and you had to watch the house.

that triggered me
be sure to do it with piano wire, and glue your hands to your head.

>Kotori
I got you famaroni.

Ah, understandable. Enjoy the ear rape kek.

Ayy less than me. Let's keep our numbers down.

Qt3.14 Rikka

Im interested who these 3 are.
Love you too fam.

Booby Brother.

filenames-kun! welcome to the party!
>i die
yeah that happens a lot lol. ragequit?
a bunch of your shit gets me actually
this pic gets me every time too. no idea why
I love it when I agree with myself
but you have to! its seriously the most amazing thing. there is a point when they use Beethovens ode to joy in such a fantastic way that it literally becomes a masterpiece.
hey at least you are supporting local talent. that means a lot
>for show
you mean they make you more kawaii?
i love it thank you Dio-sama!
>pic related for you
well i mean she DOES just wear it to make her look more kawaii. but that has purpose on its own. also i wasn't calling her worthless i was saying the patch was lol.

I'm back.

I missed your post damn, you just got ignored.
I'd love to, actually, I love to play with people that I've met on waifu, but... I haven't yet gotten to pointiff
If you're interested, I can give you my steam or something, and I'll tell you when I get there

Alright, thanks for the tip
>done

Naw fam, I love you mor-. oh, nothing. Yeah, eh, cool

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the Ness/Rosalina MU is pure fucking cancer
im so triggered right now

hey back, im front!!! how are you doing??

>Noticed
Cutie

Ayy
Gotta keep'em low
>Note to self, avoid crazy bitches or 3D
>kawaii
You obviously meant "cooler"~
That would be great! I'm prepared to get my ass handed to me~
Welcome back!

not really rage-quit (it was mainly my own fault). i just get tired after a while.

did it feel good?

I've heard some of the OST and it was fantastic. It's the next anime I'm gonna watch and wanted to know if rebuilds were worth and by what you say they are.
Don't want to trigger everyone here huh?
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Anytime my patch apprentice may we learn from each other, OH did you get Uncharted yet??

Aw alright, I hope tomorrow is more fun!

Oh I got a 3.14? I feel..so...loved

Oh I see, you almost made me go crazy, gotta defend my patch buddy, it does make her more cute, I love it

Welcome back.

Ruri.

Kirino.

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at least you're not black :^)
>playing sm4sh
im triggered aswell

Dank as pun

lol i would, but if i ditch him hell be kinda stranded with some not super chill people for a while. But i like her style
Im no good at lies like that, plus id feel guilty ditching him lol but its not too bad i guess, 2 more hours, and the headliners should actually be good. Im just bitching right now
Kek, will do
Does it still count if i didnt have to pay? Lol

what are you a meleefag? :^)

oh, just watching some k-on
don't know if you have this image or not, but i bet you can put it to good use

>Shiro

What ya up to right now?

Well hello there, how are you?
Hope you've been doing well.

>Cutie
Says you.

Hey, Kyouko.
Any luck getting some sleep?
I was able to take a nap earlier, and for some reason I'm not regretting it.

profiles/76561198027912007/
Hit me up whenever I'm online and we can play

Yes, of course. Btw, what does it feel to have such a cold waifu?

But I said I loved you...

>at least you're not black

That truly is what matters most

>file name describes pic
Love it so much! Thank you!!

Heyo

You, the bun and Galky

Like this?
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it feels cold.

>forgot pic