Last home series for this homestand for the Sox, and it's with the Tigers once again.
Tonight's matchup: Boyd vs Shields. Sox fans, ready your coping mechanisms, whether it may be alcohol, chinese cartoons, video games, or a combination of the 3.
First pitch slated for 7:10PM CST. Game's on My50 Chicago if you're in the area.
First for pokemon
Did you guys even fill up half your stadium in the last games against the Royals after you humiliated yourselves when the fans decided to show up that one game?
Link mobile stream..
No Meme Harrelson though
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>he didn't get MLB Premium for free during the first week of the season
How was that accomplished?
Having T-Mobile as your phone carrier and setting up an account on your phone.
Get a free VPN extension through Firefox/Chrome/whatever and goodbye blackout restrictions.
>T-Mobile
I do not.
>Jason "crazy eyes" Benetti
FUCK OFF ROBIN
30,000 people came to each of those shitty Royals games.
BIG
GAME
JAMES
>tfw the only thing I have to eat is like 2 pounds of red grapes
This sucks.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!
a few million more pounds and you can buy david price I think
BIG
GAME
JAMES
Are they seedless at least?
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
Will we see a one frame James tonight?
LMAO KINSGOD DOES NOT STOP
>We're paying James Shields ~$30 million to throw batting practice to division rivals
wew lad
WEW LAD!!!
w e ee e e e eeee e w
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Yeah. I don't like red grapes though, I only like green ones.
>giving up a fucking triple to Miguel Cabrera
pleb taste
kek, this fucking team
>cabrera with a triple
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GARCIA IS THE WORST OUTFIELDER IN THE HISTORY OF OUTFIELDS!!!
>Conceding a triple to Miggy
>Shields will be a great 5th starter for the Sox
wew
LMAO
>they fell for the baby miggy meme
lmaoing at you
>James Shields has a 38.57 ERA in the AL
ABSTRACT
Good times.
>weeaboos on Sup Forums
does that include the 10 runs he gave up in like 2 innings against the mariners
MY FUCKING SIDES
Including his time with the Royals and Rays? Wat.
>tfw we missed facing shields by a day
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kek
>SALTALAMACCHIA WARNING TRACK
>Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
Even now I curse the day—and yet, I think,
Few come within the compass of my curse,—
Wherein I did not some notorious ill,
As kill a man, or else devise his death,
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it,
Accuse some innocent and forswear myself,
Set deadly enmity between two friends,
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more
>trading for james fucking shields
>He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Could have been worse I guess.
is his career over
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Know any other team that will fucking take him? None are coming to mind.
>He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool
What did you trade to get him?
>swinging at ball 4
expected but still pisses me off, youre leading off faggot
2 AAA scrubs. Not a total loss.
Plus we took on half of his remaining contract, which is about $30 million.
>not a total loss
Except he is going to continue losing you games.
And considering that the Sox are eating Donk's contract and the money that was for LaDunn is going to him, the Sox still get fucked over.
>forcing your player to retire because your management are a bunch of killjoys
top kek
Here we go again
His piss awful batting average wasn't doing him any favors either.
Kek
Gg Sox
Based Tigers
Can we play Chicago every game?
>RISP with no outs
Of course. At least Latos was streaky. Shields is just plain bad.
So what's next for the Sox. Are they gonna go after Timmy L?
How is it even possible for someone to be this bad?
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>he signed with the Angels
Fuck I'm behind on the times.
inb4 Danks comes back
I'm pretty sure I'd pitch worse than him, to be fair.
>sox fans in charge of paying attention to baseball
Maybe if you quit jerking it to cartoon girls all day you would know.
Don't sell yourself short.
RIP in peace Sox
Just Doubles Martinez
LOL
hahahaha
Maybin is so fucking based
we need some memes of him
Kind of feel bad for shields but fuckem
Go tigers
Based brad
Well we knew it'd bad but yeesh
Almost makes you miss Danks.
is burdi ready yet? I hear louisville got knocked out of the tournament early somehow.
Are grapes carbs?
>they traded for james shields
still lmaoing
>tfw Fulmer vs roylels
good feel
How many managers go from basically fired to based before the all star game like based brad?
No? Maybe? Partially?
If fruit was a carb why does it have its own section of the food pyramid?
>sugar
yes family, yes
This is kind of what I was thinking. Maybe they're like the chicken of carbs, like they don't count you know?
danks did nothing wrong
he would have won a couple games against the royals already
also he hadn't gone less than 4.1 innings since May 3 2015
also he has a lot of starts where he gives up 5 or 6 runs, but a lot of starts where he gives up less than 3 also
anyway, my hope that robin will actually be fired is rising, that's good at least
Cameron "Ted Williams" Maybin need a face blend.
I hope he does at this point
Yeah. That's pretty what we got going for us.
Looks like reevaluation is already in the talks.
Just gotta keep holding on.
Is Matt Boyd any good? I missed his last two starts.
He's looked decent this year. He was dealing in AAA and has been about average in MLB.
jurys still out imo
really makes you think...
jason coats is absolute trash
Rule of thumb: Any starting pitcher facing the Sox is an Ace, regardless if it's true or not.
thank FUCK i switched teams to the Cubs last month, White Sox are terrible
Does Norris have his shit together in Toledo yet?
Be nice to release Pelshit.
his last two starts he took no-nos into the 5th or 6th, his issue is his pitch count gets into the 80s and 90s around the 5th or 6th as well, meaning more time for our iffy bullpen to fuck around. Promising for sure, and a vast improvement on what Sanchez was dealing.
B A S E D
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So uh, Melky definitely should have caught that right?
He had a shaky start apparently last time out
>the city of the white sox outfield "defense"
Holy fuck how is your outfield this fucking bad Sox?