OFFICIAL "AVOID ARGENTINA" MEXICO vs VENEZUELA COPA AMERICA CENTENARIO GAME THREAD 2

Live from Houston Texas
Venezuela 1-0
20min

>The winner takes Top spot in the group, the loser faces Argentina next round
>Chicharito is one tally behind Mexican all-time scorer Jared Borgetti
>Venezuela just meme'd Uruguay and are now meme'ing Mexico

We're getting cucked

What if Mexico is actually losing on purpose?

>mexitrashes throwing shit and stepping on people

Dross

MI LIBRO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

7th for Sup Forums

FUCK PERU

PRIMERO POR PUTO

1rd for venezuela bro giving us the inside scoop in internal politics and general status of food supply and imminent coup d'etat

>de gay

THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

The Venezolosers would too but they can't even afford toilet paper.

HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING HIRVING

Who /unchucky/ in here?

>playing Argentina on purpose

Nth for BANE?

LUNA DE PLUTON

me acabo de masturbar otra vez con oni chichi

anime

sabe pa

If USA plays Mexico in the final and Trump shows up how many people will die?

I would like to apologize on behalf of our terrible pitch conditions

we don't know what we're doing

y'all mexicans can't even hold onto the ball

With 22 victorious beauty pageant titles, Venezuela has won more than any other country. Venezuela has won:
-Seven Miss Universe crowns (1979, 1981, 1986, 1996, 2008,
2009, 2013)
-Six Miss World crowns (1955, 1981, 1984, 1991, 1995, 2011)
-Seven Miss International crowns (1985, 1997, 2000, 2003, 2006,
2010, 2015)
-Two Miss Earth crowns (2005, 2013)

It would be extremely painful

Mexico is fucked, Argentina will rape them

"a little bit of a happy touch"

kek

>mex1c0

Every american team sucks dicks
Europe rules motherfucker

>herrera

What a little bitch.

>best girls wearing my most hated teams
I hate this image.

>I would like to apologize on behalf of our terrible pitch conditions
Quit internalizing the memes of these others. Most of these countries have totally shit facilities.

Necesito mas monas chinas con jerseys de futbol en mi vida.

That depends.
How many taco bowls will be there?

LOW TEST KEK

>average-man-shouting-puto.jpg

Cuantas copas tenés?

>that vagina bone
Muh dick

But your brand of play is boring as fuck

send venezolanas now

I got loads of toilet paper son

nice one Ahmed

I hope Arg loses against Boli tbqh

Which Love Live would you have sex with?

I just can't even care unless I can see her pussy.

GUTEN TAG RAMON!

We win
That's what counts

And who rules Europe?

Osorio will be kicked out by Messi.

Mark this words

>Lucky wins vs U R gay
>Lucky against Weedlandistan
>Venezuela is the one to show just how weak this team is

Had to happen sooner or later. Better now than in the next round.

I HACI ESPERAN LLEBGAR A LA FINAL AJAJAJAJAJ YA GANO ESTR TORNEO LA GRAN ARGENTINA LEO MESSI CON 20 MINUTOS YA SUPERO A TODOS LOS MEXICACAS Y ES LIDER DE GOLEO JAJAJA A ESCARBAR MAS TUNELES JAJAJA BAMOS VENEZUELLAAAAAAA SIII PAPA HIJUELAGRAN PUTAAAAA

>yfw Venezuela wins da Copa America

is he here tonight?

tanks in 30?

>Hating Netherlands and Spain
Really?

holy shit get your shit together burgers
so far ive only seen 1 stadium with a proper field to play
how do you play your handegg in there?

lel where u the one translating their names in another thread?

Le destruyo toa la raja, papa

the mexicans look lazy

AND THEIR SOCCER TEAM ISN'T GIVING MUCH EITHER

The one time I try and watch a soccer game and try and take it seriously, then some fag falls to the ground and acts like he's been fucking shot after he got stepped on. The fuck is with this pussy ass sport?

>rooting for commies

You guys disgust me.

>Mexicans are Spaniard descendants

Wow what a bold prediction

The Mexicans are the taco bowls retard

You got one right.

BUENOS DIAS JESUS

For once I agree with Carlos.

I can not tell what team Nozomi is supposed to be

get out of here muhammad

They play on artificial turf. This is a shit temporary field.

Gracias Comandante Maduro

Sorry Carlos, but you have to go back.

...

Where's Borgetti?

>just put out fresh rolls of toilet paper in all the stalls of both locker rooms

>90 mins. later

>step into Venezuelan locker room

>empty rolls

>anwar al-mudafa gets government housing and a free celly and now he's "european"

you have to go back

mexicans couldn't tend to it, they're playing

Venezuelans are fucking pussies

reminder they are LAST in conmebol and there is literally no excuse for Mexico losing

At least you tried.

/Venezuela/

LETS GO
DO IT FOR CHÁVEZ

You're better off building that wall than making quips, Carlos

What are you guys eating while watching the game?

>Most
Everyone actually.

RIGGED AS FUCK

GRACIAS COMANDANTE MADURO

Y las velas papi?

What up paco?

...

Burger

Hes around

There is an active black out everywhere in venezuela except the capital where he is, hes confirmed its really bad

People arent protesting over politics or reforms, theyre out in the streets protesting for lack of food
Fuck, let that sink in for a sec

I fucking ate so much today, while latinamericans are starving

Oh bolivar, will you ever forgive me

Who else /drinking/ and /candle/ in here
Drinking 211 like a poorfag I am

Anyone with decent streaming?

Are there any grass venues being used besides the ones in California?

No me dispares, Achmed. No soy ningun gay.

what's venezuelas food or go-to dish that everyone eats there? used to eat i guess.

BASED AS ALWAYS.

Lel, even the Mexicans are cucking Germans.

stop sucking Mexico's dick Ahmed

>acts like he's been fucking shot

>he wasn't

these are mexicans we're talking about, after all

Gracias micomandante

heh