I am God

I am God.
Ask me anything.

Some girls wander by mistake is the undisputed best album of theirs.

Heartland

Does the devil exist?

Who's the next Dalai Lama?

Why cant I stop hearing that screaming? Is this enlightenment?

I like sisters of Mercy too, but that doesn't make me god

Is Catfishman ever coming back?

When is half life three coming out?

OOOOH SISTERS OF MERCY!! Good taste!

What the fuck, dude? I have never ONCE had a girlfriend or even a romantic relationship of any kind. Either get your shit together or I'll kill myself to come have words with you in person. Fucking hack.

There was never any Dali Llama to begin with
The devil is a teacher.
What happens to an electrical wire that has resistance.

Why would I ask you something you already know the answer to?

Never

There are infinite universes, each have infinite potential. You have been intimate with every person past present and future that has ever and will ever exist.

Are you God?

Self reflection.

he just said so, fuckface

That's not how infinity works. There are infinite numbers between 1 and 2, but none of them are 3.

you know, if I had the power to stop the rape, torture, and murder of innocent children, I would.

Yes. I ushered in this Universe, and when my physical body dies it will change dramatically should I choose to be reborn within it.

Who am I?

Who made you God?
Do you have any children?
Who is your dad?
Do aliens exist?