Bal

Bal

>text
fuck off normalfag

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sup dog

You too

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>What are you looking for, for the ramps? The ones I've got are getting junky, if they aren't too bad of a price I can grab them tomorrow.
Great slogan.

It's funny though

ok then.
>the most recent message you typed with your non-mainstream-open-source messenger that no one else uses

saved.

Love you, baby pies!

Ok

This

Fine by me

"Lol alright I might in a while. Sleep good ;)"

stop blowing up my phone you retarded niggers

>rednecks
>nazis
>mormons

gag me daddy

>Yeah, but I'm not lying.
okay

Ok, I'm going right now

"Was that a race thing?"

That's gonna go over GREAT in the south side of Chicago.

especially mormons
not too bad actually kek

>message you typed
>having friends to send messages to

"Well, if nothing else I'll be back next weekend. Goodnight, I love you."

This thread, I'm dying

OK tell me anything

I like this thread. It has potential.

Mine is "Figure it out. :P"

Goodnight, Marqi

Matter of fact, I don't know what kind of delirium this is...

"Red week is head week"

"How many elephants will it take?"

Are you still drunk?

I like it. It really fits the current political state of the US.

Last thing I sent

Top fuckin kek

I'm heading to bed. Text me whenever. Have a safe trip.

"As your life coach, I recommend that you drop kick her out of a window"

>"Open the door,niiger."
Fucked up the spelling and sent it as is.

"do you use magic eraser for your tank? any special kind?"

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck dude

>Who's in the office?
Some potential i suppose.

The collective anal clench could power a country for a decade

it's time to stop

>ok, send me his email

"nice"

op was to edgy for reddit but still wants to post shit quality memes and emoji's everywhere

"Ok"

"Just have a blocked nose now"

hahahaha

"My whole fucking family has Listeria."

Sure why not?

bye

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"I'm confused what you are nah-ing." Could actually work

I need to stretch my ass again. Brb
-user for prez 2016

"That moment when you try to end your life prematurely but you are Jewish, therefore you have Jew powers that prevent your death from occurring."

Go to r9k with your pathetic bullshit.

and the in n out tray is pretty nifty.

Look man, I'm not signing the petition. It's not that I don't support the cause, I just don't give out the info it wants me to sign with.

I have a "Learn one new thing per day" limit!

>have u given mittens her daily beating?

mittens is my asshole cat

That could work...

the op is a faggot

I sent this to ops mom

It just seemed like it was a burden and it was, but I combined it with long assignments and adderall and it worked out

This is awkward.
>> Will do. These black ones need laces. The ones from my old shoes will do over night. Went to lace up the shoes and pulled the laces apart.

OP is always faggot.... welcome to the news archives

>"The full Bee Movie is on Pornhub"

>Me too, or at least the Best Buy.
Trump2016

>"Hello?"

>sent on January
:(

It's like, a metaphor man

>going 2 succ you harder than my erection when i get back from work. Ily

"Who cares"

bal all

Hey housemate trying to short my shit out atm, ill be home on monday x

At least it's honest

>I thought you were off w work when I saw the purchase

"Don't let the bedbugs bite"

"Up for a game?"
Could work

user Anonson and E. F. Guy 2024
"As your life coach, I recommend that you drop kick lady liberty out of a window"

o/

I can work with this.

>pls easy on butt

not very good english i normal lurk

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"It hurt last time you put it in there dad :/"

"Goodnight, I love you"

"I'm going to drink a bleach cocktail if this doesn't mod right again"

:(

"I was going to tell you mu plan but when I called it went to answering machine."

In this case, I was being obtuse, saying "answering machine" instead of "voicemail." But I was talking to my wife so she got the joke.

>i like turtles :p

I'm trying to fit in okay?

I need milk to baby. Please don't forget the milk

>answering machine


Talk about the way back machine

'This soup is great'

Heard you were a heat treating motherfucker now

>I"m pansexual as in I gonna pan ur ass.

so are we still on for the school shooting?

>texting friend about apartment he told me about
>last message i sent

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!!

Still better then any ethnic
>saying nazis are bad
>fuck off kike

"Aaron is my best friend, we hang."

ITT: normie scum

The slogan for my Presidential campaign:
>Just what in the FUCK am I looking at, exactly?

I believe that Hank Hill is one the most complex and realistic characters in Animation. Although on the surface he appears to be nothing more than a redneck, if you actually watch the show and read between the lines, he's a lot more.
Hank Hill, and by extension King of The Hill as a whole, is at its core about showing that one group is not always right, and one group is not always wrong. It's not just blind Liberal bashing by some angry Texans, or angsty Liberal bawwing like Family Guy, it's somewhere in the middle.
Hank is a man who represents traditional family values. He works a just-above blue collar job, has an ugly wife, and a kid he fails to understand. He enjoys working on his lawn, grilling, and selling propane (and propane accessories).
because he represents traditional values, he often butts heads with newer, more liberal ideas. Now about half the time, he will have a hard time adjusting, but ultimately realize that it isn't that bad, or is even correct. But the other half of the time, he exposes it for the bullshit it is and tries to save those who have been brainwashed.
And that's the thing, Hank isn't a racist or Homophobe, or even a devout Republican. If that was the point of the show, he would have voted for Bush in that one episode. No, Hank is a good man who just has a hard time adjusting.
Hank stands by his family, his friends, and his family values, and this is why he is a good character. He has a hard time understanding his son, like a lot of parents, but ultimately loves him and accepts him for what he is.
When you really get down to it, Hank is so much more than your average sitcom father. Unlike the bumbling Homer, he is a very real man who many people can relate to THEIR fathers. he is the next progression in mature cartoons and sitcoms, a complex character, not a 1 dimensional caricature.
In short, he is the Average Joe the typical person represents, and that's a good thing.

"i wanna get this one fingers slip on original"