What's Sup Forums method of getting rid of random boners?
What's Sup Forums method of getting rid of random boners?
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Flex leg muscles
Nigguh flex a muscle for 60 seconds. Insta boner kill. I mean you gotta REALLY flex it though.
Walk around, proud of it
Cut my cock off
yep
Think of your nana on the toilet...Oh wait this is Sup Forums.
>wanting to get rid of random boners
This
I find if you let it slip out from your pants and go full erect then, without the resistance, it goes flaccid quite quickly.
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Pinching a larger muscle group also helps.
take viagra
shake shake shake BOOM
Go and have sex you beta fag. That's how you deal with boners.
squats.
Bait or underage. I stopped getting surprise chubbies at 14.
Rape the first person that comes in contact
Flex your butt and flick the tip, not hard enough to hurt, but enough to make it twitch, hold the flex and it will deflate.
Think of this guy trying to make a joke about Sup Forums but failing, and then him starting to rage as he reads this.
Age past puberty
In reply to youR pic OP, this is commonly called the "uptuck", this has been proven amongst me and my group of friends as a way to droop an otherwise turgid boner. The trick is pulling it off clandestinely however.
that's nothing to hide, only to be a proud of it
Sorry guys, I'm 31 and I get these all the time... It's called being a man. I wake up every morning with a boner and have to do this twice daily at least. Troll harder or start hitting the gym and stop eating Cheetos and Mountain Dew for breakfast you bunch of faggotses.