Why do Germans make such good porn?

Why do Germans make such good porn?

Because you are hopelessly perverted just like them, yet your government will make porn illegal sooner or later.

>german pron
>good
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it's good if you're a sick degenerate who's into old people, anal fisting and scat
otherwise it's not good

I thought Germans were known for making shitty porn.

these

No they are known for making shit porn, not shitty porn

>*raspy voice* DAS IST GEIL JA

If the actors keep their mouths shut it's okay.
Hearing german in a porn video is an instant turnoff.

Watching German porn is a lot like being German: you just watch other men fuck your women.

>2016
>German Porn
>Still common to have a backing track
>Terribly dubbed moans added in post-production

how is this allowed

>get a (You)
>it's an American who didn't get the joke

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If it ddoesn't include farts, kicking people in the balls and sex then americans don't get the joke

>women
plural, så du är en muhammad

>hans "wom(a)n" är i porr
och en cuck dessutom


behärska engelska bättre innan du försöker dig på skämt, det här slog ju tillbaka på dig själv


visst är du samma person som skämde ut dig om lucia också?

Damn I wanna move to America now!

>he doesn't watch porn on mute
when will these people ever learn...

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>watching porn
>not fucking a woman

What's wrong with german porn?

see

They are arrogant, that's correlated

Annette Schwarz is probably the best pornstar ever made and I hate industrial porn.

They are insane.

Plus for the puke and shit stuff, alles gut mein freunden.

Disgusting tbqh

>scat
>good

The only good pornstar and even she's not all that famous is that young devotion chick.

Delet this

I don't think she can be considered German if she uses an English pseudonym. She obviously tries to dissociate herself from German heritage.

I believe she uses it to make it easier to find her on porn sites.

They don't
Only Americans make good porn prove me wrong

You now remember Tyra Misoux

Czech porn is best porn

Italian porn is the best porn
German porn is just depressing and weird

>yuropoor porn
let me guess it was filmed in 360p somewhere in the 1980s, every girl looks the same, 50% of the movie is """dialogue""", the other 50% is some fucked up fetishes ?

NO THANK YOU

Nowdays they use kids

Finnish porn is god tier

"FUCK ME ARSE JARMO!!! WATCH OUT THE PIMPLES JARMO!!! JAMALI COME WIT' US OI!!! FUG ME FUG ME"

man: "MIE TULEN MIE TULEN MIE TULEN AAAAAAAHHHH" *scratches his hairy ass

[thousands of ball shots]

i bet the jews are behind this

>tfw filthy weeb that solely masturbates to non animated Chinese cartoon porn comics
Best shit ever.

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Those Czech videos aren't so bad.

russian milfs > german milfs

Is Bolivian porn good?