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that one lad whose nan can't work the TV she's had for 15 years Edition

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_time_dimensions
edition.cnn.com/2016/12/09/football/sex-abuse-scandal-football/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-On!
weather.com/weather/today/l/Minot ND USND0242:1:US
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_death
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Bronze_Age_collapse
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0853mvq/six-wives-with-lucy-worsley-episode-1
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

GAS
THE
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lads

What are some interesting topics to read about lads?
Got work soon and I can really only read Wikipedia articles

Dolan trunk jajajajajaja

I don't eat

I don't sleep

I do nothing but think of you

You keep me under your spell
You keep me under your spell
You keep me under your spell

fourth for afghan dan

afghan dan

>wait till she goes to the toilet
>say you'll grab her a drink while she's gone
>roofie it

Need an American gf to shoot me

Godspeed, John Glenn

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassasaaahhhhhhhhh

hmmmm

india (bollywood is based)
souf korea
china on occasion
britain on occasion
nigeria


not france

What the fuck? its like 10 degrees in London right now?

Do you guys not get that cold of winters?

mmmmh

East Pacific Rise

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_time_dimensions

Need a girl to hurt me physically

It was -1c about 2 days ago

Also 10c here is freezing because of wind, humidity, etc

4th crusade

what a mess

weather across UK is unseasonably warm right now

Real human bean

edition.cnn.com/2016/12/09/football/sex-abuse-scandal-football/

>(CNN)There are now 83 potential suspects and 98 teams involved in the inquiry into historic child sexual abuse in English football, the National Police Chiefs' Council revealed.
The investigation involves all levels of football, from top-level clubs to amateur teams.

>Police forces across the UK continue to receive calls from victims and people offering information. In total, 639 referrals have been received from both the NSPCC (National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children) helpline and police forces.

>Of the victims identified so far, 98% are male and their ages range from seven to 20.

>"Allegations received by police forces across the country are being swiftly acted upon," said Chief Constable Simon Bailey, the NPCC's lead for Child Protection.

>The investigation began when former professional footballer Andy Woodward became the first to publicly tell his story in November.

>Fellow lower-league player Steve Walters and ex-England internationals Paul Stewart and David White also came forward soon after, before a hotline was set up for people who were sexually abused while playing football in Britain.

Explain this.

These are NHS hospital beds

There was a YouTube lad who did like 1 video a week on an interesting Wikipedia subject

anyone know who it was?

Would prefer her stomping those heels right on my left testis

The Right Stuff is the comfiest movie in existence.

aha yeah copy pasting the whole article here

totally reading all of this AND responding to you in a meaningful way

*nudges the lad next to me and snorts*

shan't be responding to a single y*nk ITT

nation of pedos and supple young thighs

>right wingers say something
>lefties crucify them even if evidence is in favour of the righties

>left wingers say something
>will say they were right even if the evidence points out the exact opposite of what they claim

ah yes

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Would that it were.

ah yes this is definitely only a thing leftists do
do one you dunce

that's because leftism is a religion

fuck it blud man just whipped the rolling machine out

time to get busy ;)

didn't read it the first time and won't a second

you have been misinformed

looks like one of them high class work houses in the North haha

Rooney's spending too much time on the bench so football is unravelling itself

fucking hell its -5 here and thats considered alri for this time of the year

please enjoy this reply

might do a suicide

hmmmm

>First Jimmy Saville
>Now this
Are all British people closet pedos?

Make it a cheeky one, and you're on

loneliness closes in from all sides. how long can i go on like this?

>closet

>Nah mate, avoid London.
>Smaller cities in the UK are much better lad

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-On!

UK has a very mild place, it never gets too hot or too cold for long but it is humid as fuck because the gulf stream

well soz you are obviously more of a man and way tougher and shit on account of your cold weather

consider all us of very impressed

corbyn earns something like £190k a year you dolt

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In North Dakota it's -27F. I took my phone out to text a buddy and immediately regretted that decision. Last week had a very serious blizzard, you literally could not see 6in in front of your face.

weather.com/weather/today/l/Minot ND USND0242:1:US

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_death
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Bronze_Age_collapse
from my recent wikipedia history

kek wondering how a suicide could be cheeky now

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Don't forget Rotherdam

Lol what the fuck are you so defensive for? This weather is shit and it doesnt make me tough for staying inside all day.

I was saying how much more I'd rather have your weather, wheras I always thought UK weather was just unbearably shit

tell me about the sea people

That one where you glue your hands to the side of your head and then have your head cut off by a big slab of ice that melts awayway so it makes you look like you've pulled your head off yourself.

Rotherham is where the paedo thing happened

Rotterdam is anywhere, Liverpool or Rome

are lucy has a new documentary series about the tudors

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0853mvq/six-wives-with-lucy-worsley-episode-1

*marches towards you*

>Rotherdam

Lol, it's not Holland m8

Lol intellectual babby

Here's my reading list from last month:
>History of the Peloponnesian War by Thucydides
>Cyropedia and Anabasis by Xenophon
>Histories by Polybius
>Histories and Annals by Tacitus
> Commentarii de Bello Civili and Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar
>Parallel Lives by Plutarch

Some nonce in NI admitted to all this and now he said he's worried the ra's going to kill him before he gets locked up. Hope they do, the nonce cunt.

David Byrne LARP attempt on the left

They love sucking dick

watched her tsar doc you linked last year

the absolute state of the lot of them.

>staged press photo
ah yes

where did you get a picture of my bedroom la

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Wait you guys actually think Britain is 'humid as fuck'?

Are you mentally handicapped? Have you ever been outside Europe?

not even the guy you're replying to but fuck off you pretentious sadcase

ah yes I can tell you're clearly a true intellectual unlike a pleb such as myself

most of the stuff I end up reading are just random links from shit like those I listed

>come on user! make some more cummies for mummy

Fucking hell, didn't realise she was that stacked. I like her though, because she's red-pilled

>dem genetics
>dem clothes
>dem houses

working class people should really be gassed, we don't need them anymore.

that's just ridiculous

my dick reads 9:04 when I lie down and look at this image if you understand

we have 95% humidity every day

history of the pirate bay
history of world war 2
serial killers are always interesting to read about
disasters like the stadium crushes or fires are interesting
but kinda morbid mate, I dunno

That's what I find interesting on there though

Also stuff about climbing and climbing accidents. like the types of rock crimps and how to rig harnesses and stuff
And the everest disasters, there were a lot of them

you realise we had 98% humidity for like 2 months solid this summer

fuck off desert cunt you dont know shit

>tfw to smart to enjoy british humor

Good lad, love Lucy, wouldn't mind dressing her up in a medieval chamber maid costume and having sex with her while pretending to be a lord of the land ahah

>yuros get heat strokes in 30C weather

ah yes the lengths to which a citizen of a country with no history or culture will go to. My local church is more interesting than that lot la

>Mr Bean
Wow it's so funny.....

aha good lad

any of you ever used depression as an excuse to get out of uni work?

gonna fail and destroy any chances of getting a good degree if i cant scrap this semester

t. Brainlet

sounds fascinating

>le me tough bic boi cuz of local weather

that picture would've been taken at least about 10 years ago, just look at it

mfw gulfstream

you realise braindead morons can read, right? reading fancy books doesn't prove anything

Nah I failed my uni entrance exam due to depression