SUP Sup Forums IM REALLY FUCKING COLD

SUP Sup Forums IM REALLY FUCKING COLD.

WHATS THE BEST WAY TO WARM UP QUICK?

Run. They are coming for you.

Make a fire op

neuro surgury, just remove the part of your brain thats processing the cold, problem solved

i was adviced by council that nuclear thermo explosions could also work

>american education

Put a fire in your belly. It usually takes a crane to get it out.

Be Jewish

this

Hypothermia. Right before you die, everything warms up exponentially.

Drink cloro

besides like jackets and blankets, which im sure youre already aware of.. heating pads, hand warmers and alcohol all work wonders. where the fuck are you op? winter is over bro

Put feet in bucket of warm water

I like to put my hands in my genitals / armpits, feet in a girls cooch if they'll let me.

They're the warmest parts of the body.

climb inside her and use her like a comfy place blanky

Marijuana overdose.

do what han solo did for luke on hoth

Cut and climb into a bbw?

Because the whole world is in the northern hemisphere

kek

Idk where op is, but I think winter is starting on south America and Australia.

thats why i fucking asked dipshit. go shitpost to someone else

Warm bath. Not too hot if you're really cold though.