>Be French
>Have a country with a thousand years of almost unbroken status as a top tier military
>Have a country with a thousand years of truly fascinating history
>Have a country that's a top tier force in culture, art, philosophy, science, cuisine, and fashion
>Have a country that has one of the most important economies and militaries in the world
>Have a country that's widely known for having the sexiest language and accent in the world
>Have a country that has the most tourists per year of everywhere in the world
>Have a country with the most famous individual building in the world
>Have a country whose biggest problem is literally that too many people want to live in it
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP
Be French
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Belgium > France
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We were so close.
nice one hahaha
>>Have a country whose biggest problem is literally that too many people want to live in it
That's not true, our biggest problem is that our rich people pay taxes in every country except France.
What about the whole terrorism thing?
It's literally Versailles witch Bikini Dating show on TV. Chic, hm?
with*
IT literally happens because Daesh see France as the country that enjoys itself too much in the world.
A non issue, it's like at most a few hundred deaths, just chill.
In what world are you living ???
Our biggest problem is the shitskins
stop enjoying things too much!
>it's like at most a few hundred deaths
3rd world af lmao
Lol who cares.
>Muh people dont do what i want them do
isn't that the problem of every rich country?
>Lol who cares.
first worlders
If you give it attention it will happen more.
Justin is right.
no he isn't
Are you fucking retarded ?
France is becoming Africa, Paris is so much fucked that we(countrysiders) started calling Ile d'Afrique and thousands of Parisians are fleeing this shithole for the coutnryside, some place are so fucked that even the fire-fighters and ambulances does not even dare to go anymore
I shall not mention the daily kilings in the name allah which happen every weeks/months
Yeah maybe in your dreams ugly redneck.
>t. Johnny de la Léaf, proud American with 1/32 Franco-Canadian ancestry
ethnic french people in the US couldn't care less about having ancestors from france. I'm a complete francoweeb, and I went to the franc club at my school and it's actually full of black people. Not even kidding.
Francophonie spans up to center africa, french culture strong and wide
Who can be behind this post ?
Reste dans ta jalousie je suis dans mon jacuzzi
Good post.
Fuck outta here with your right wing cuck nigger russian influenced propaganda you stupid fucking fuck
it will NEVER happen you idiot, i was as retarded as you, if not more.
>t. Jean-Campagne de la Brousse
Nicen same fagging + proxy
Next time you will delay a bit before posting again, because it is too obvious
Reste dans ta jalousie je nique ta mère en bikini
tu koa
Actually it's the banlieues and all the medium size cities around the country that are full of arabs.
Paris itself is good, because it's very expensive to live. It's full of white people, with police and army everywhere.
Reste dans ton dans ton trou du cul je retourne ta mère en charrue
>Un bougnoule baisant ma mère
LMAO
La seule chose que tu baises c'est ta main, et peut être les putes roumaines que tu te payes avec ton minable RSA
Déclenché Jean-Jacky?
t.Jean-Conjecture de la Projection
italy > baguette