Are there any real virgins on here?

Are there any real virgins on here?
Please post ITT if you are a virgin. I'm not, but I am really curious how many are on Sup Forums

virgin here but by choice , it may seem beta as fuck to but i want my first time to be with someone i love maybe its because i have a 13 cm dick. Sad thing is all girls like me most people tell me i am 8.7 and i am quite funny.
If there is a god he is a cruel god

Also virgin by choice but not saving it for anyone.
>god-tier wizard

I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight, my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.

I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight, my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though

I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.

I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though

I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.

I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though

I am a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though

33 year old virgin reporting in.

I am a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though but who knows

Lets insult him

19/m virgin hear socially retarded gonna be a super powerfull wizard tho

18 year old virgin here, am i fucked?

Oh shit that's a lot of replies.

ask him

I am a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though

Good luck with you wizardy im just gonna be a basement dweller.

I am a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it I'm not getting my hopes up though but who knows

I am 24 and a kissless virgin. I have never even held hands with a female. I am obese, ugly, socially awkward and have crippling anxiety. I break out into a nervous sweat whenever anyone talks to me. I don't even have any friends.

KYS Faggot

atleast half of Sup Forums are

How is life as a wizard?
What spells can you do?

goddamnit! some ppl make socialising seem like rocket science.

It's all a lie!

post face, you can fix all of them...

Not posting my face, just rest assured, it's ugly.

no it's not. To achieve these powers you have to actually be happy with being a virgin.
>powers activated
btw OP are you a fem?

Lost my only chance at wizardry when I was 17. Sorry user

>no it's not. To achieve these powers you have to actually be happy with being a virgin.

Not gonna happen bro.

Sex isn't that special, it's nice to have sex with someone you love, but unless you have some deeply held religious belief that you follow, do yourself and a favor and stop hyping up sex and enjoy yourself.

>Please post ITT if you are a virgin. I'm not, but I am really curious how many are on Sup Forums
>I'm not

guize, he said he's not a virgin on the internet. We must believe him!

23 year old kissless virgin. I've turned down girls that asked me out because they didn't meet my standards. I have gotten BJ's from friends though.

The wizardry is metaphorical. It is the empowering feeling you have from being disciplined & self-controlled.

kissless 18 virgin here, not obese, not great body either, the problem is i have/had lots of acne so my face looks like shit. also i just want any girl (could have some chub but not landwhale cunt) to cuddle with, dont even care about fucking

If I was disciplined and self-controlled, I wouldn't be a virgin.

jesus christ, some of you pussies are worst than me, lighten up, if u dont like your life than change it yolo so why tf are u complaining about things u can change? anyway tho, depending on what ur def. of virgin is, im one, i had about 3 different opportunities i could have fucked a chick, 1st time i didnt have a condom so i was too worried(gay af i know)2nd time was during a foursome and my dick would get hard from the nerves of watching a couple getting fucked in front of me, 3rd time, i could have but i didnt make a move(we were spooning and she was rubbing my upper leg) and the actual time i was drunk, had my dick in some poor guys gf when me and her were both drunk one night at her bfs house lolol but i was TOO drunk and my dick stopped working AGAIN and i had to stop. keep in mind i was 16 and 17 when these events happened ffs, moral of the story, dont overthink sex or u might as well be a divorced 60 year old without viagra, any other stories?

I don't think that's how humans work. 30 year old virgins usually spend most of their time alone masturbating. That doesn't exactly breed discipline and self control.

>yolo
>your post is void

>That doesn't exactly breed discipline and self control
At least they're not raping people (that we know of)

I lost my powers around that time aswell

oh i am not hyping it i am ashamed of my cock and people learning its size i live in a small town and its my last year of school 18 so after i go to study abroad and if i haven't fucked i will just say fuck it and fuck for fucks sake

Virgin here, by choice.

I've had girlfriends, not kissless, etc - but have never had sex because "thou shalt not fornicate", etc.

Certainly has its benefits as well, waiting until marriage. 10/10 would recommend.

I'm hoping to lose my 3 way virginity next Saturday, my gf says shes up for a 3 way with her friend but we haven't asked her yet

My powers have been denied because a witch seduced me at the age of 21.

If you wanted to be, you would. But you sound like it pisses you off so go do something about it.
I bet Nikola Tesla wasn't sitting at home masturbating.

20 yo, kissless virgin. Don't really give a shit about sex but also saving it for someone special. Max I did is cuddling and holding hands. Somewhat overweight but not obese, also have minor acne problems. Decent face tho

>Be 22, can't count my sexual conquests on hands and feet.
>23/23 would recommend.

Yes
I spend all my money on video games and not bitches

42 year old kissless virgin, any advice would be great.

Gold's gym isn't helping?

Lel, I am obese and not to pretty. I have no problem pulling 6/10 grills.
Even the occasional daddy issue 8s.
But then again I dropped 10 points in charisma irl.

Virgin. Living in India.

>"Are there any real virgins on here?"
>Op thinking theres not a single real virgin on Sup Forums

>"im not"
>thats great to hear now everyone on the internet knows your anonymous ass isnt a virgin

24 in november

virgin and kissless

not sure what to think

i'm pretty 22 yo kissless boy, but not virgin anymore. belive me. there's always an option.

This guy here is a Master Wizard. What level are you already?

I have had many sex with little girls.

Not like that.

Little girls. Big girls. Fat ones. With boobs. No penis. I'm not a fucking faggot.

In what vidya game?

He means hookers.
Take notes, go get your dick wet, but quadruple wrap that shit dawg.
Also, don't go for the cheap ones, head downtown and don't accept a woman for less that 100+. Unless you want gonnasyphiherpalaids

Fucking faggot fedora cunt, kill yourself.

I need your wisdom wise one, should I have eggs or cereal for breakfast?

holy shit that image defines homosex

to the dude whos having a 3some, good luck, its u with 2 chix thats great, try having a foursome watching a couple fucking in front of you knowing u have no experience to fuck the one ur with :/ and for the 42 year old virgin, idk what u look like but my advice is, go out, get a haircut, a nice one, ask the hairdresser for advice, if ur eyebrows look like shit then get them trimmed up or waxed as well(no harm in it) and start working out, even if ur face isnt great, u can always make ur body put u up a few points, get a gum membership or buy a weight bench or just do push ups and go for jogs, make sure ur teeth are nice and white and take care of urself, its never too late to start living to the fullest, u could be a bodybuilder if u wanted to ffs good luck bro

Go fuck yourself, faggot

yes. hookers for the win.

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Shit just got real

yep virgin 19yo. would rate myself 7/10
Last three years were shit for me, half of my rekt themslef, anorexia, manic depressions alcohol. My uncle "2nd father" killed himself last year.
So my life was too fucked up for a grill and i was fucking antisocial. I tried to get a gf back then but she freaked out after a week. Gonna put an end to my virginity on the next party, already got a crazy bet going with another wizard.

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm a fucking manly man with a penis I like putting inside girls who are of consenting age.

Shit pasta just became worse from fedorafag screencap immediately.

FAT

> but quadruple wrap that shit dawg.
Also, don't go for the cheap ones, head downtown and don't accept a woman for less that 100+. Unless you want gonnasyphiherpalaids

WRONG - condoms are medical instruments, you only wear ONE. They are not built for friction, latex on latex. Guaranteed they will pop.

A whore is a whore, cheap, expensive, wear a rubber, use lube, all the fucking same.

The wise one speaks in metaphors. Eggs it is

Fucking bring it you faggot ass pussy, I could fucking care less.

I will rape you and your mother while my dog fucks your daddy.

Why are you ashamed ? 12 is i think the average

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18 years old kissless virgin here, turning 19 in 2 weeks, AMA.

tbh if you are gonna have nice normal sex with a girl chances are she'll say "wow you're so big" anyway and it won't matter.

I'm not fucking gay though. You're only gay if you take it up the ass.

Yeah. 19 kissless virgin socially anxious autismo here.

18 kissless virgin, why are u a kissless virgin? was it because if choices u made or do u look like shyt or wha?

I have had my dick sucked but never penetration so I guess it depends on what you belive counts as losing viriginity.

That's not how it works dumbass. You aren't gay if balls don't touch. Everyone knows this.

Dude just fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot, crazy bet = you're a rapist.

Tesla also raised pigeons and had a mental breakdown.
Just because he was an autistic genius doesn't make your autism any more special.

I don't mean literally faggot.
I'm trying to say be careful and aware of the woman.
>A whore is a whore
Incorrect, not all whores are created equal brother.
Be aware of her physical condition, that is a big tip, but every time you fuck one it is a gamble.
This is why I suggested getting a more expensive one. Less niggers probably fuck her, therefore the chances of std are diminished.

Are you a kissless virgin by choice, have you had any chances also any stories?

>10 points in CHR

Stupid speech check play through fags! Fucking!!

So getting BJ's is still making you a virgin?

That doesn't count.

bjs are overated, either that, or i dont have a sensitive dick cause i once got sucked like a vacuum and it didnt do shit, coukdnt even cum

So if I fuck a girl and another guy does at the same time in the same hole, if the balls touch it's gay but if they don't it's not? Great! I now need to make sure balls didn't touch a few months ago.

Unless your dickskin has touch the skin on the inside of a pussy, you're a virgin.
Yes, that includes you chimp fuckers that used a condom.

18 years old and still virgin... gf says she want that i take here virginity at her 18 birthday.... (5 fuckin months) pic realted...

i had sex once but i didn't cum. i don't know if that counts as still being a virgin

17 y/o Virgin (pic related its me) quite athletic, i play piano and never been with a girl

There were quite few girls in high school hitting on me and literally telling me we should fuck (for serious, not joking) but they were very stupid and let's say max 7-7.5/10 so i had no interest in doing so.
I finished highschool exactly 1 year ago and just didn't go out much since then, i go for few beers with friends maybe once a month and that's probably my social life if we talk about going out of the house.

Underage retard. Get banned