Walk into public toilet

>walk into public toilet
>see this

What do?

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Turn for 360 degrees and walk away.

90's fly-kick then 360 noscope out.

*unzips dick

wonder why Sup Forums got dumbed down to such a loooooooooow level

The the guy in the next stall that he's supposed to shit in the toilet and not the laundry hole.

Cut it off

*unsheathes katana*

cut it off

Suck and swallow

Fgrab-Twist-Pull then flee with my new bbc that i will glue on my tiny aryan dick

Tell the guy* my bad

"Turn for 360 degrees and walk away" you know that you turned a full circle so you still walk inside you stupid

I would pull that nigger through the hole.

you're retarded

shoot that snake in the face

LOL fucking idiot you would be facing the dick again if you turned around for 360 degrees.
Some people are so freaking stupid xD

>remove mini kabar from sheath on my belt quietly
> give his dick the death grip
>cut his dick off and run away with it

my first thought exactly LOL..... YEEEEE YAH!

Cant tell if stupid

Pull out pocket knife.... and-ah-one, and-ah-two, and-ah-one-two-three CHOP!

Summer

>LOL
>not getting the joke
>freaking
>XD

Get of my board you fucking normie

>Get of my board you fucking normie
Edgy teenage, underage boy spotted.

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No lol u obv troll lol I called it haha

youtube.com/watch?v=Ani_6IRV20A

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Unzips dick. How the fuck did this autistic shit get ignored?

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Blast it with piss.

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Suck it

he has foreskin with zipper

kek probably

>lol
>lol

Sup Forums's trying to trigger cuckold fetishes. Don't you guys see

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Cut it off.

For some reason, I am very tempted to twist it with my 2 hands until he begs me to stop and release him from agony

bend the hook right up and hang my jacket on it

bite

This thread is the most fucking cancer I've seen in quite a while

>needs more duct tape

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Pull the dildo out of the wall and place it in lost and found

>bring super glue
"hmmm lets suck you off... but first some lube"
>rub it in
>push down and stick to wall
>do a 360
>walk away

Newfag identified

Punch him in the dick

if it was a white cock i suck it like a champ, but since black, probably chopped it off

hitler dubs and a winrar, best post

Take my knife you and cut off the head of the black snake.

why the fuck would someone tape a burn snake inside a bathroom stall?

Kys

>get on the wc
>jump on dick
>???
>profit

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try to find out where is the hole for the lady's toilets

I would deep throat it as a form of reparations and I'm not even gay.
It's time we finally apologized for slavery and i'm gonna do it 1 blowjob at a time.

nothing personal kid

would suck it hard

I'd suck it.

Pull my Swiss army knife out and slowly cut his dick up the middle

Wow. Being this new. You'll never make fun of someone for saying THAT again

grab knife and cut off

pull until it comes off

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180 and backwards

Preach brother

Super glue it to the wall

I'm not gay, so I won't suck it, but at least would have the decency to jerk him off

You are a very kind man.

anyone ever see porkys?

Stomp that shit at the base, and comfort all the white guys who wanted to suck it.

Crank dat soulja boy

what the fuck is wrong with the carpet?

super glue it to the hole.. shove it up my ass.. get creampied.. repeat till police came and killed him for raping people..

Your new is showing

Reenact the scene from porkys

pull out my switchblade and slash it.
Niggers are stupid animals anyway

i'd use this

pull pants down, 720 quickscope poop on it, leave

Shave the last little remaining hairs off?

Shit on it instead of in toilet kek

inform the janitor that someone shat into a hole in the stall

cucks cant understand troll. 5/7

youve been had noobie

Feel ashamed?

yes and I can't handle it.

I'd probably begin by stripping nude and gently massaging his hot black cock until it starts leaking that sweet precum.
Once he's nice and wet I'd slowly slide my lips over his pulsing tip, licking at the underside of his cock while pumping him in and out of my hungry mouth. While I'm on my knees sucking him and moaning like a little slut, I'd be fingering my tight little ass.
After getting him nice and worked up, I'd stand up and begin rubbing his lubed up cock on my hairless little hole until he finally pops his tip into me. Moaning like a slut I'd slowly begin pushing back on his cock until he fully enters me, my cock leaking precum the entire time.
It wouldn't take too long for my rock hard little cock to begin to shoot thick, creamy ropes of cum on the bathroom floor, whining like a good little slut as he fills my hole with his hot load.

that's what i'd do

Fucking lol

Wrap a string between the bar and that cock so he can never pull back.

B A I T C E P T I O N

fuck off you dirty kike

not gay though?

That's hot user

underrated post

no, no, it's pretty gay dude.

was rock hard just typing it.

Tie a knot in it and call terminex

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mmmmmm good answer.

I'm rock hard thinking about that little asshole ;)