Do you live or die?

Do you live or die?

Steph curry
100% saved

Levin Ötzunali

Donald Trump

SAVING LIVES AND MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

john oliver

i'm kinda fucked

Malloy from brickleberry, im fucked.

Last thing I watched was the Andy Griffith Show. Andy and Barney will come to the rescue, but Barney will fuck it up. The will regroup and deputize Floyd the barber and Gomer Pyle. Floyd, Gomer and Barney will go through some elaborate plan that will end up getting them all hurt and confused. The kidnapper will quietly move me out the back door. Fortunately Andy has the back door on cover and stops the kidnapper in his tracks. I'll be fine.

House M.D. I live.

Ahh fuck just watched bowling for columbine, and that fat fuck Michael Moore doesn't believe in guns I'm fucked

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Haven't watched tv in months

Hal from Malcolm In The Middle, guess I'm dead now.

I am so fucking doomed....

Elliott from Mr. Robot. Yeah I'm safe

Looks like your dead than fagit get raped

Hannibal Lecter.

Oh I die alright, but not because of the kidnapping.

Chris rock...

>mfw im so fucked

Damian Lewis, I might survive this one

Space Dandy

Live, with a slight chance of my planet or the universe being destroyed.

Tobias Funke.

Gon from Hunter x Hunter

Tfw in good hands

NCIS LA is coming to rescue me.

Malcolm Reynolds

Frank Reynolds.

I am dead I am dead I am dead

I think I'll be ok

That hydra God from agents of shield. Pretty sure I'm the safest one here

Someone from it's always sunny in philadelphia. I guess I am screwed

this fella

I'm dead, nobody ever survives but him

Daredevil. I should be fine :D

The winchesters. Dean, specifically. I think I'd live. Then fuck his brother. Or him. Or both. Definitely both.

Rick sanchez

Wolf Blitzer.

Sounds awesome on paper but unlikely to save me.

Dr. Zoidberg and the Legendary Harold Zoid. And Calculon.

Brock Samson, think I'll be alright

Vanessa Ives

Louis Theroux......

I watched the episode of The Sopranos where Carmela wants Tony to pay $50K to Meadow's college
she walks up stairs and he follows


Tony will fucking do it, he always finds a way

literally sherlock holmes
I think I'm good, but Lucy Liu might need to comfort me after such a traumatic event.

Guy Fieri.
Well if the kidnappers took me to flavor town he should be able to find me.

gavin mcinnes

I'm good.

I should be ok

Eliza taylor

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I think I come home...

Some emo German musician faggot on some interview show on Arirang.

Don't you fucking judge me!

But yeah, I'm fucked.

Dora the Explorer. I hate my children.

I'm in tears just imagining this.

Naruto

Anyone from Bob's Burgers. I'm fucked.

trips double dubs, nice

Watched the walking dead, which would have been a great rescue, but then I decided to fall asleep watching The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air...

Elon Musk. I survive

McNulty from the wire. I should be good

Jokes on you, I just watched the civil war by ken burns, I have General Lee coming to my rescue. Ill be fine.

Columbo faggot!!
Im saved yo

Sketch from tattoo fixers

>TV
You are a funny man aren't you

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Louis C.K.

Pretty fucked.

Does just having a glimps count? If not then Jon Snow. Luckily, he claimed his watch has ended. Otherwise, he'd be too loyal to the watch to care to save me.

Not if it's Louise. She'd fuck up the kidnappers and shit in their mouths.

Gordon fucking Ramsay. I feel confindent about this.

the flash???????

Watching 'the right stuff' pretty sure I'm good

Will smith from independence day, Im saved!

justice league

Yuno Gasai. Guess im fucked, not because of the kidnappers but her

Max Verstappen
Shit

Does just having a glimps count? If yes, fuck me, random news reporter.
If not, then post resurrection Jon Snow.

girl with cerebral palsy off of Extras.

>i'm fucked

bob from bobs burgers....

The meteorologist guy from news?

I don't fuckin know its been ages since I last watched tv. Does anime count?

Dude, chill. Alfonso's got you, bro.

I'm going to get the shit kicked out of me, but I'll be going home

i'm Sherlocked :-p

Probly die as he will be to busy fucking my bitch based don

Run Barry!

Lurk more newfag

WHAT THE FUCK

Green Arrow. I'm good

Hopefully Ricky will save me if hes not drunk

Jane from the mentalist man im in good fucking hands

Now that happens once in a lifetime.

The weather man

FUCK ME

Captain Flint from black sails, Im saved

well atleast theyll find me

Uncle Phil

Lelouch from Code Geass
Could be worse

John Romero will save me.

this is now a get thread

That dirty wet back Cesar Milan and his pack of rabid Pitt Bulls. I'll be ok

>I don't see a kidnapper.
>Do YOU see a kidnapper?
>Say kidnapper.
>LOUDER!

>tv show
people still watch those?

I'm dead I've got goku trying to save me maybe I'll get wished back in a year or so

On the bright side she'll probably find you. She'll just need to ask an audience of preschoolers how to do it.

those aren't "gets" you colossal newfag

Frank Underwood, should work i guess

A vampire, i think im safe hahaha